Akaash Singh
@AkaashSingh
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Stand Up Comedian My Latest Special "Gaslit" on YouTube For Tickets, Click The Link:
New York, NY
Joined July 2009
Guys- my new special “Gaslit” is out NOW. And fuck it, here’s the entire thing:
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Scamming BlackRock is no joke. Gujjus have my respect 🙏
BlackRock’s private-credit arm was defrauded of over $500 million by an Indian named Bankim Brahmbhatt. Brahmbhatt ran a telecom-financing firm named Carriox Capital and fabricated customer contracts and invoices from major telecom companies such as T-Mobile, Telstra, and
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CryptoAutos is proud to announce that $PUMP, $APEX, and $XPL are now fully integrated into the CryptoAutos Marketplace. Drivers can now buy or rent cars directly with these tokens, expanding real-world utility and showing our support for the @pumpdotfun, @OfficialApeXdex , and
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The plan? We gamble the entire global economy on inventing a technology that will abolish basically all jobs on the planet
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Introducing Concerto 🎶 Joint 2D-3D Self-Supervised Learning Emerges Spatial Representations. What is it: Concerto is a self-supervised Point Transformer V3 that jointly learns from 2D and 3D modalities, producing rich spatial representations. It can take both point clouds and
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“Who calls their father’s cousin their aunt??” Literally every brown person.
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has just been caught red-handed changing his story after saying his Muslim "aunt" had a very rough time wearing a hijab in public after 9/11 It was a "cousin" of his father, who is no longer alive, named "Zehra Fuhi." It's been exposed that Zohran's
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Dirk not being at the Mavs game tonight for Coopers debut & the Mavs first home game of the season all while going to the Lakers to see Luka tells me everything I need to know.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Born and raised in Dallas, but this is so real.
Imagine living in Dallas-Fort Worth and trying to romanticize your life
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Just Announced: @AkaashSingh brings his sharp wit and fearless humor to the @ChicagoTheatre on Friday, April 24. Following the success of his 2024 special Gaslit and the hit podcast “Flagrant,” he’s back on stage for a night of unfiltered comedy. 🎟️: https://t.co/ng0XLlkO8c
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ordering from the indian restaurant and I just burst out laughing
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A mom who worked as an housekeeper for 30 years to sponsor her son's education to become a Pilot breaks down when she flew on his plane 🤗
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The DSA is behind Mamdani and the takeover of the Democrats. Who are they? Meet Grace Mausser - Co-chair of NYC-DSA - Credited as one of the "key architects" of the primary victory for NYC-DSA's Zohran Mamdani - Oversees extreme NYC-DSA anti-American and anti-Israel policies
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THIRD SHOW ADDED! @AkaashSingh will now perform 3 shows in Toronto as part of his Generational Triumph tour! The first 2 shows are nearly sold out, so don't wait! Tickets for the newly added show are on sale now. 🔗: https://t.co/jIVh7LOJ77
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The wife is going out of town today and this bit is all I can think of 🤣
Husbands, send this to your wife and see what she says. Watch the full bit in my new special "Gaslit". LIVE NOW on my profile!
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LATE SHOW ADDED! 🎤 Due to phenomenal demand, @AkaashSingh has added an additional stop at the QET to his upcoming Generational Triumph tour! Presale is live NOW - use code "MRGLIVE" to access tickets. General on sale begins Friday at 10AM. 🔗: https://t.co/eqp7twviU5
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LATE SHOW ADDED! 🎤 Due to phenomenal demand, @AkaashSingh has added an additional stop in Toronto to his upcoming Generational Triumph tour! Our presale is live NOW - use code "MRGLIVE" to access tickets. General on sale begins Friday at 10AM ET. 🔗: https://t.co/ILav6SRGYO
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I feel so nanga in this photo 😬 @AkaashSingh came to Mumbai to speak with me. So this time it was my turn to come to NYC and chat with him. Podcast comes out tomorrow. Subscribe to The Cārvāka Podcast if you've not https://t.co/rMWoWnLC2m
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