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strong ideas, loosely held
albany
Joined April 2008
did you know when america landed on the moon they littered all the poopy diapers? literally just left them there
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i'm addicted to canceling amazon orders that don't ship fast enough gives me that same thrill, twice
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[consoling a friend after a breakup] HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate
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Disable this immediately in your Direct message settings, as it's on by default. Anyone can voice call you and see your IP address when they do
audio and video calling are now available to everyone on X! who are you calling first?
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i think its ok for vegans to eat crocodile bc theyre both ugly and mean
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beginning to polaroid outfits for boiler room nyc in july
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“Lives found ended” is not a phrase in English. This is the first time it has ever been used. The daily coining of new euphemisms. The shame of it.
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my standup special is now live, please watch and share. thanks folks https://t.co/pGcEIZaK9x
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hiding enough ads on instagram that i get ads for an MDMA plug on telegram
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We got ourselves a nice frost last night, our winter is almost here. Make sure to protect your outdoor faucets, bleed your lines and/or install a faucet cover over your outdoor garden spigot to protect you from any potential pipe bursts. #WaterIsLife
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they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road
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DYK you have free access to more than twenty museums and historic sites in the area? Stop by and check out our Museum Passes!
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