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@michaelmalice
@abughazalehkat
@mmfa
The casual violence of Twitter 2.0 means murders like this don't get nearly the attention they deserve.
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@holy_schnitt
Did exact same thing cleaning old cat urine. Chem warfare is easier than chemsex...
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@diomedes_thrax
After all the cigs, booze and child support may well be effectively 17/hr :)
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@sylphidian
"Is it a shit poast?"
*No Ser it's a wholesome enjoyer*
Click on link
It's a shit poast.
🫡
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@eyeslasho
Some suggested research directions:
"What is an acquifer"
"What is a well"
"What is rain"
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@Oilfield_Rando
Especially in that chaos of sprinting, dodging, moving malicious targets, no backup.
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@ryiacy
I went to a not very good state school ugrad
A surreal shock was to sit down at a good grad school lunch table & hear some old guy say "...yeah we invented files because we'd leave the lab and wanted everything to be there the next day"
Wut.
(Fj corbato, early turing winner)
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@nmlinguaphile
Can you please get a lawyer on board first so they are 1/ online for backup at time of arrest and 2/ beforehand can run through scenarios and decision trees?
IMO the more precise you are the better it will likely go.
Get it!
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@cremieuxrecueil
I'm too lazy to check, but I'm pretty sure that's not true for the pictured squares. (They look identically sized and appear to fit without gaps when placed both 4 across and 4 down)
The weird packing are for things like 5, 13, 15 etc.
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@HarrisonKrank
@MarcusBrodie6
Just unscrew the top and pour it in (use a funnel if need be). It's as fast as it ever was.
And, of course, spill some as a middle finger and for the dead homies.
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@cliterarytheory
@diomedes_thrax
I forgot about scratchers, strippers, and the lawyer bc of the lawsuit for slugging a foreman. 👑
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@NoCapCapitalLLC
I'd be too worried about the extortion exposure. Likely many who say yes are BPD or worse
Sheen's rule of "you don't pay for sex you pay for them to leave after" actually feels like a boomer take from an earlier, more innocent time.
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@_MedGold
Would. Individually , in sequence, or simultaneously.
I think this photo is being over thought.
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@RichardHanania
Patents are not innovation, unfortunately. (In many cases I'd argue the opposite.)
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@johnvvariety
I've never watched any SW after age 10 but the jar jar as sith lord writeup is a favorite:
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@caesararum
I used to do my abstract algebra hw while working the door at a local bar. "Oh algebra? I did that in high school, you'll get through it"
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@RachelJessWolff
@NoahCRothman
Before every class I tell the students I'm more than happy to be an expert witness, for no charge, if they sue the school.
Not only did Stanford not reduce tuition, they raised it by 5% while keeping all classes online. There is zero pushback from faculty about this.
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@jessesingal
It's "would you love me if I was a worm" with extra steps. Very female encoded so perhaps his hormone shots actually work.
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@browserdotsys
Imo it's worthwhile if you take good classes. You're still on the sweet spot of returns for study. Also reasonable way to test if you want to do research (and can be backdoor for PhD).
None of this applies if you just want a certificate or it's not good school.
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@songsofyoni
@Israel
Given how the USA isn't doing anything about its own hostages maybe they should have a separate state as well.
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@monsoonsharma
same w/ female in STEM. i'd say about half don't need it. which really sucks for them when the other half that does need lower standards performs as expected.
true story: we have a few phd students serve on the phd admissions committee every year. the first time my most
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@BretDevereaux
A bargain price to materially increase the probability of a nuclear war. Great work.
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@SamHarrisOrg
Don't be hard on yourself. You said a lot about the Russian collusion hoax and --- I'm too lazy to check but profligate enough to bet --- you were all in on fine people, bleach and piss. To mention only a few highlights.
I'm 💯💯💯💯 sure this time is different. 🏆🏆🏆😉
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@Steve_Sailer
Any credible analysis this is real? It's so on the nose that I'm slightly skeptical.
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@AlexKontorovich
I'd say most professors spend their time in meetings, scheming for $ or prestige (small denominations for both, typically), and trying to get kids to do the real technical work for certificates.
Profs that actually do work directly have my respect!
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@thallasocrat
When she cares enough to show up for her morning date but doesn't have time to go home and change from the night date 🤣
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@QuasLacrimas
Thats an unfair oversimplification of their position. "It's not happening and it's no big deal." is the more accurate version 😹
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@darrentill2
@bullyb170
I'd still say Gastelum shooting for a td after having Izzy rocked.
Entire life trajectory would have been rocket shipped if he tagged him a few more times.
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@asayeed
that's awesome.
people generally underestimate how much physical ritual can matter. (both in good and bad ways) i wish we had something like this! the closest we come to it was 20+ years ago a phd student attacked his advisor with a hammer
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@Kevin__McMahon
Wild --- so stupid that the first couple times I saw the photo I thought it was Photoshopped.
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@CovfefeAnon
I'm actually ok w a back of the envelope calculation. What would be bad is if they had to do some kind of bullshit study. A few assumptions and arithmetic on a napkin? No problem.
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@MorganJerkins
Mixed race light skin who writes on Italian Americans telling a white dude to not discuss black musicians.
Never. Deleting. App. 😹
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@browserdotsys
The thing that makes it so effective is that I'd feel comfortable wagering he believes it 😹
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@rohindhar
It will be around 100k post sale won't it? Or is there a weird rule in place for it?
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@SCHIZO_FREQ
Hahah that's kinda cute.
Given how far she is on the crazy axis, no way the sex wasn't worth it at the time.
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@pegobry
Professor at low ranked uni doesn't see what makes genius so unusual.
Definitely a surprise and definitely not cope.
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@johndrewmarkley
Also he's the main reason to read the comic. (Along w the shipwreck)
Kinda like how you rewatch the wire, skipping ahead to Omar.
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@man_ditch
A universal favorite seems to be "the one that got away", maybe check there first? 😹
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@gran1te_mtn
"fresh out" interviews on YouTube are pretty good, and are non fiction (other than the lying)
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@SenAlexPadilla
@POTUS
End birthright citizenship for illegals & all govt monies.
Also razor wire.
Or, bus every single one of them to NYC
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