Chet
@NoCapCapitalLLC
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I still hold two league hockey records: most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy to ever take off his skates and try to stab somebody
New York, NY
Joined June 2020
Every time I see our legal invoices come in I have the sudden urge to go to law school
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When you see one of your exes from high school walk in the home town bar tonight
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The urges won
Fighting the urge to walk out of the office, put away 3 martinis and 100 oysters, and see what happens if I do not go back.
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Fighting the urge to walk out of the office, put away 3 martinis and 100 oysters, and see what happens if I do not go back.
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Uber picks me up. Asian guy. We don’t exchange words. Immediately puts on Frank Sinatra. He’s singing along, gradually increasing his volume. I join in. Eventually we’re singing at the top of our lungs by the end of the ride. I don’t even know his name. Best uber of my life
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My uber driver is singing Frank Sinatra tracks word for word at the top of his lungs… That’s a 5 star review and a big tip
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No bag. No day off today. Getting pinged by my VP mid drink. The troops didn’t die for this.
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“What are you dressing up as for halloween?” You are 30 years old
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Some of you never won the pinewood derby as a boy scout and it shows
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“Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?”
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