Michael Malice
@michaelmalice
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Author: Dear Reader, The New Right, Anarchist Handbook, Not Sick of Winning, The White Pill Host "YOUR WELCOME" Subject: Ego & Hubris by Harvey Pekar He/Him ⚑
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Like many of you, I was shook af seeing @benaskren in his hospital bed, fresh off an emergency double-lung transplant Ben returns to share laughs & a few tears, telling us how he fought back from his 40-day coma! A joyous Thanksgiving starts in an hour! https://t.co/cB163cuiwo
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*Capital you wrote a fragment, so a period is incorrect pedants wouldn't be so insufferable if they were actually good at it
@michaelmalice @apathetic_t1d_ Capitol “T” at the beginning of a sentence.
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@David8875863 @AcademicAgent_X Malice is especially annoying as the character they gave him was an obnoxious know-it-all pointing out things anyone can see. His show is called "you're welcome" He is also super midwit tier never reconciling the issues with his anarchist views. Early life?
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tom is ripping off @robkhenderson but is too full of his own bullshit to even realize it
The Trump apologist checklist after Trump or his administration does something awful: 1. Fake news, it didn’t happen. 2. It might’ve happened, but it would be OK if it happened. 3. So it happened, so what. 4. Whatabout [insert names of various presidents here]
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next time you see your friend give them a once over and say "I see we've made some decisions today...and all of them incorrect."
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🏴BLACK FLAG FRIDAY SALE🏴 Signed, limited-edition hardcovers of The Anarchist Handbook are now on sale for $40 Great Christmas presents for those starting to realize that you can't vote yourself free Yes, they glow in the dark! https://t.co/cuTrEkoCVe
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TFW when you wake up and yet know for a fact that nothing is going to get done today
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My mother-in-law has been here for 12 minutes. Third thing she said to me: "I see you chose the shelled pistachios." Pray for me.
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Sometimes twitter makes us forget how many wonderful things happen every day Watching Ben tell his story will remind you https://t.co/YL0mHK5hMc
Like many of you, I was shook af seeing @benaskren in his hospital bed, fresh off an emergency double-lung transplant Ben returns to share laughs & a few tears, telling us how he fought back from his 40-day coma! A joyous Thanksgiving starts in an hour! https://t.co/cB163cuiwo
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🏴BLACK FLAG FRIDAY SALE🏴 Signed, limited-edition hardcovers of The Anarchist Handbook are now on sale for $40 Great Christmas presents for those starting to realize that you can't vote yourself free Yes, they glow in the dark! https://t.co/cuTrEkoCVe
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@BillKristol @MaxBoot Charlie Kirk you are disgusting
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Sometimes twitter makes us forget how many wonderful things happen every day Watching Ben tell his story will remind you https://t.co/YL0mHK5hMc
Like many of you, I was shook af seeing @benaskren in his hospital bed, fresh off an emergency double-lung transplant Ben returns to share laughs & a few tears, telling us how he fought back from his 40-day coma! A joyous Thanksgiving starts in an hour! https://t.co/cB163cuiwo
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Pitted both sounds like it has pits and like the pits were removed
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Every Afghan refugee coming to America--and it would be great if we could help as many as "a couple hundred thousand" to escape--will have done more to help American troops, and American civilians serving our country, than Charlie Kirk every has.
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