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Samuel Tweed

@samueltweed

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I like hard boiled eggs. Cacophanous Olympian. American. Domestic Tourist.

Murder City, WA, USA
Joined September 2009
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5 months
I know some people have an aversion to religion, and I can understand that, but there are some really good truths in the Bible. Samuel warned them...
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@Phallon144 @NotAninjA6000 Yeah, please don't bring facts up and ruin the victim narrative 😂
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@jakeshieldsajj He was concerned that this would happen.
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@ClownWorld_ "More kids pass, the school looks good, everybody’s happy, the IQ of the country slips another two or three points and pretty soon all you’ll need to get into college is a fucking pencil!" -George Carlin
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@Matt4VA Cool, why not just tell the world what brand of tampon you prefer?
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2 years
@doBrnx @MMARoasted Not funny to you!
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@dijoni @HebrewUkrainian Sober drivers are involved more car accidents too 😂
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8 months
@benshapiro Let me guess... Israel good, other people evil?
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9 months
@ShowTimeCentraI Great prediction
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@LibertyLockPod I'm not a conspiracy theorist but...
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@_timhernandez Don't send your children to government training camps.
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1 year
@shoe0nhead I thought that flag would feature a wood chipper.
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@JohnCleese I always vote based on celebrity endorsement. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
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4 months
@ProjectLiberal Cool, now do the United States and England! Also Ukraine attacked Poland, a NATO country, just over a year ago. If anything NATO should be invading Ukraine.
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2 months
@officejjsmart Who is this "we" you speak of?
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2 years
@MatthewPHoh There is still time to delete this tweet. There is still time to fire your campaign coordinator too!
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9 months
@LibertyLockPod I declared a state of emergency over government tyranny March 16th, 2020.
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3 months
@RespectfulMemes The left still can't meme 😂
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4 months
@MacMallyMMA @yanezmma Only time? You must have missed Greg Hardy getting knocked out.
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2 years
@_gyani_ @disclosetv "This isn't a recession. This isn't totalitarianism. This isn't a war crime. This isn't genocide. "
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1 year
@LegendaryEnergy Obviously it's because of Putin's unprovoked war of aggression in Ukraine. Do you even have to ask?
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1 year
@ClownWorld_ "Show this thread" 😂
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3 years
@LAcrimes Relax, it's just organized crime.
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@jakeshieldsajj I think Jon Jones should be able to defend his honor with any force up to but not including 12-6 elbows.
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@iFightForKids I bet we can say Ray Getards.
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4 months
@strike_dr Workers only exist under capitalism. In any other system they are called slaves 😂
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1 year
I switched from cigarettes to nicotine pouches early in September, and with the points from 57 cans I was able to get a gift card and buy @michaelmalice 's latest book. You can buy it with real money if you're not a nicotine addict. #WhitePill
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8 months
@RubinReport Bro, you know other people can read what you write on here, right? There are plenty of reasons to criticize Bernie Sanders... and you choose to go after his take on NOT killing innocent people? Go live in Iran.
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6 months
@ProjectLincoln Fun Fact: Ukraine is actually not part of the United States.
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5 months
@JoJoFromJerz You lost me at "I'm thinking. " You don't get paid to think, but it's adorable that you "think" that is the case. 😂
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2 months
@dp9qkbmztp @dijoni @HebrewUkrainian Toothpicks cause more emergency room visits than skittles
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3 years
@espn @E60 So does he reflect on the FBI findings after that investigation that they did?
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1 year
@LPMisesCaucus This is a disgusting example of the state failing to protect property rights and preventing the owner from doing anything about it, but can you watch the video without laughing your ass off?
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@TacticlMustache @ComicDaveSmith @benshapiro @joerogan It's been a full month and @benshapiro is STILL too much of a coward to debate @scotthortonshow .
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@RespectfulMemes Big foot is real! Big foot is real! Big foot is real!
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@ComicDaveSmith @ChaseForLiberty Yeah I'm not voting for someone who is vaccinated.
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3 months
@dohertyjackk I'm not sure what all the hate is about, but I support all of you trans athletes in all that you do. Don't let them stop you!
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5 months
@ArmandDoma Good job making a logical rebuttal to his argument by not addressing his claims at all.
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1 year
@alx @RepAOC In case you were wondering what trans Gary Busey would look like...
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8 months
@ThatJewishLady @benshapiro And for Palestinians too, right?
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@ChaseForLiberty @terMaatMike I guess I'm not voting this year. Voting is kinda gay anyway.
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@Chartheegreat This is a parody account, right?
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@TrujilloYoandy @bradkern @MostlyPeacefull Boxed Wine enthusiast? Lol Karen creeper.
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@michaelmalice Belive it or not @terMaatMike is a real person who thought making this video was a good idea.
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1 year
@elizableu Did you get people banned for criticizing you?
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@LibertyLockPod "Being skeptical of anything makes you a fool!" -Sam Harris (probably)
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2 years
@KpetersonUFC @NateDiaz209 @ufc When a triathlon athlete from Stockton speaks the truth it doesn't matter how much weed he smoked in his life. Remember when they gave him shit for being a stoner?
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@michaeltemkin @JulieMenin @NYPDnews "if you're at a bar, and a gay shows up and the bartender doesn't kick them out, you're now at a gay bar." Does your logic work still?
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2 years
@elizableu I know you're not supposed to assume people are guilty just by looking at them, but... seriously!
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7 months
@InezFeltscher @ComicDaveSmith I'm not going to say what I've seen but what I have seen is that. ... sounds like Kamala talk 😂
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@turtleler2 @benshapiro An understanding of the history of the conflicts in the region to start, an unbiased viewpoint, and for extra credit... maybe knowing the difference between "then" and "than."
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@Beelow0_ @TheGeneral_0 @historyinmemes @Sanjay25_ Place the blame where it belongs... white women!
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1 year
@DeTocqueville14 @egavactip What he's saying is that history was robbed of a "This is JEW SPARTA!" moment, and he's ok with it. What a loser.
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@beinlibertarian As far as I can tell, you have to have someone claim that you're not a "real libertarian."
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@EarlSkakel I genuinely do not care about this one bit.
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@lukepbeasley Paid uniparty spokesmen can't meme 😂
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4 months
@LibertyLockPod Cropped only, not edited. The stuff of nightmares!
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3 months
@LorrieAnn25 We need to eliminate age restrictions on firearms so that children can protect themselves from the hordes.
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1 year
@angela4LNCChair Jan 6 was this bad:
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7 months
@ComicDaveSmith @benshapiro @scotthortonshow @scotthortonshow called @benshapiro out one month ago on Timcast IRL. Where you at Ben?
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@LibertyLockPod You know all those studies about the effects of social media on mental health... have they updated those in the last two months for a scenario where ever other social media post is a dismembered body, charred corpse, or a building getting leveled? That can't be good.
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@RobSchneider Damnit, I was going to TRY to sleep tonight...
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@MichaelwoodM5 @ClownWorld_ The age of consent is 35 in most states.
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@jordanbpeterson @Harvard @MIT The university is an antiquated institution, and they should not be funded by the public.
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@Timcast The only question I have for the LP
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2 years
@rawpreneur @jakeshieldsajj Really, 6? Well who are your other 2 followers... professor?
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@MostlyPeacefull @elonmusk @alx This is the best example of saying the quiet part out loud. I cannot understand what they were thinking while writing this article.
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1 year
@IAmBiotech How many people don't want the federal government to do anything?
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@philthatremains @9mm_smg Is anyone taking the guy from Fall Out Boy's opinion seriously? 😂
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@TopLobsta That Jerry energy!
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2 months
@SethDillon You work for the Daily Wire now? 😂
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@OwenBenjamin @ChaelSonnen is upset about the bike story, because it's not as bad as what happened to him.
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@andrealongchu So... do you have a rational argument against the article's claims, or are you just mocking the author's surname like a child?
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6 years
@amyschumer @NAACP You could just stay off social media altogether, and I'd be ok with that.
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@MirceaMMA Yeah but he kept Greg Hardy around for way too long.
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@barstoolsports How is this lady relevant just because she's married to Carson Wentz?
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@OwenBenjamin @TopLobsta @lexfridman "Science" allows you to believe in evolution, the big bang, simulation theory, and the multi-verse, but not intelligent design or God... because that would be silly 🤓
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@MajToure999 It's gotta be IRS. Tow truck dudes get a bad rap because of impound, but they also help a lot of people out of shit situations.
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@BlackRedGuard1 The CIA have him a job, you'd think he'd be more appreciative.
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2 years
@wahrlichagency @HotepJesus @GreyhoundBus @NBCDFW @CBSDFW @FoxNews @CNN As someone who has taken the greyhound bus around the country, I want to state that I've only encountered a few dead bodies on the bus. Less than 50% of the busses I've been on had dead bodies.
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@jakeshieldsajj Eyepatch McCain has less geopolitical knowledge than a casual MMA fan. We're doing great!
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@beinlibertarian 1st pick @JoshuaAtLarge 2nd pick @RecTheRegime ... Anyone else is totally unacceptable.
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@Florence_WHyde @ReduxxMag Exactly, those sorts are way too short to meet dress code.
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@SpencerGuffey1 @harryjsisson Thanks @harryjsisson I wouldn't have even known he was giving a speech if you hadn't tweeted about it. I'll have to share the link.
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@BobFergusonAG Speaking of threats, did you use threats of violence to intimidate political opponents into dropping out of the gubernatorial race? Is anyone investigating whether or not the AG broke the law by threatening his opponents?
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2 years
@andrewdoyle_com 1. Just because other people are smoking crack on the subway doesn't mean you have to.
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5 months
@OwenBenjamin Both were pretty funny too.
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8 months
@lporiginalg Odin is going to be pissed as shit when he comes back.
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2 years
@GovInslee Seems to me like discrimination under the law. @JayInslee is the least "essential worker" in the state. Btw there is widespread flooding across Western Washington and our highways are now rivers.
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@SecYellen @CommunityNotes pretty much everything she says is a lie.
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@PeterRQuinones It's a good reminder that democracy is gay.
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1 year
@LibertyCappy I appreciate what you do, but I also steal coffee from churches.
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