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If you don’t know what to post. Let’s start with this. Do you know what the Jewish community is afraid this will lead to? 1 in 2 people don’t know the holocaust happened. Stand up.
#neveragain
@JessSeinfeld
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@YouTube
is giving Trump the platform to spread lies and conspiracies. With over 4,000 videos and 800 million views, he’s still getting his ‘stop the steal’ message out through his channel. It needs to stop.
RT to tell
@google
,
@Youtube
,
@susanwojcicki
to
#BanTrumpSaveDemocracy
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I’m actually all set with people telling me to drink more water
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Please RT this
Virtually every social media company has removed Trump...EXCEPT YouTube.
Trump's YouTube channel is STILL showing videos of his election lies to MILLIONS of people!
Retweet and tell
@Google
,
@sundarpichai
,
@YouTube
,
@SusanWojcicki
--do the right thing!
#BanTrumpSaveDemocracy
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Senator Schumer is pushing a very fair bill that gives Israel the money she needs to defend herself and provide ample funds to protect innocent civilians in Gaza. Please call your senator to tell them to support it. And no he is not my dad.
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Please listen to every word. No matter what you believe. It is not graphic. This is a speech about the Jewish people from my second cousin once removed. Please take the time I implore you. Please share if it moves you. Stay strong beautiful people whatever faith you were born…
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The newest Texas abortion ban,
#SB8
, gives politicians, neighbors, and even strangers the right to sue those who provide — or just help patients get — abortion after 6 wks. The time to fight for our reproductive health & rights is now!
#BansOffOurBodies
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YouTube suspended Trump..but only for a week.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH. He now as the opportunity to incite violence 2 more times before he’s banned from the platform with YouTube's 3 strike rule.
RT to tell
@YouTube
,
@SusanWojcicki
to remove him permanently
#BanTrumpSaveDemocracy
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If you or a loved one suffers from
#ElectileDysfunction
, consider the Freedom to Vote Act.
A fast-acting, long-lasting bill that outlaws gerrymandering, stops dark money in elections, and makes Election Day a holiday.
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Our children deserve
#MoreThanThoughtsAndPrayers
from leaders elected to protect them from gun violence.
Join the movement to
#EndGunViolence
: Text ACT to 644-33
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Did you know that politicians in 43 states are trying to pass 250+ laws to try and make it harder to vote?
Luckily, there's a bill that FIGHTS voter suppression called the
#ForthePeopleAct
.Learn more about this historic bill at
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Visit Colorado (for, you know, reasons). Stream new episodes of Inside Amy Schumer October 20 on
@paramountplus
#insideamyschumer
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Check out my latest role as the magical
#FairyGodMayo
and see how I turn my friend
@willblagrove
’s random ingredients into something delicious. Want to know more? Head over to
@Hellmanns
to follow the magic.
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It's up to us to make sure senators
#DontLookAway
from our country's gun violence crisis. Call your senators to demand action on gun safety: Text BOLD to 644-33 and
@Everytown
will connect you.
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Gerrymandering happens when legislators manipulate district lines to cheat their way into power. The
#ForThePeopleAct
includes provisions to outlaw partisan gerrymandering. Call your senators and ask them to support HR1 ⬇️
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Our rights are under attack. If Roe v. Wade is overturned, 26 states could introduce new measures to control your personal reproductive decisions, removing abortion access for more than 36 million people. Join
@ppfa
and act now at
#RoeAnniversary
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New York has a big election coming up on November 8th. I’m voting for
@KathyHochul
a champion for abortion access, gun safety, and equality Her opponent, Lee Zeldin, is Trump 2.0.
Donate to her campaign here:
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In the fight against gun violence, we deserve
#MoreThanThoughtsAndPrayers
from lawmakers to save lives; We need meaningful action.
Call & ask your rep to cosponsor
#HR8
, background checks on all gun sales: Text CHECKS to 644-33 to connect w/ your rep
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He's baaaack!
This week, Facebook/Instagram and YouTube may lift their suspensions and allow Trump BACK on their platforms.
What?! So he can incite violence AGAIN?!
RT and tell
@Facebook
@Google
@YouTube
:
Remove Trump from your platforms, PERMANENTLY!
#BanTrumpSaveDemocracy
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Not only is Blake Masters Trump's guy. Not only does he support overturning the decision making contraception legal. Not only did he quote a Nazi. Not only did he call abortion "demonic". He's points away from winning. We have to re-elect
@CaptMarkKelly
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Alongside dozens of actors & musicians like
@MarkRuffalo
&
@alexanderebert
&
@Indigenous_ca
- I demand
@CityNational
’s parent company
@RBC
immediately
#DefundCoastalGasLink
and respect the rights of Wet'suwet'en people
@Gidimten
#NoMoreDirtyBanks
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Ghost guns—untraceable guns made with parts available without a background check—are one of the fastest-growing threats to public safety.
Tell the ATF it’s time to ACT to regulate ghost guns. Use this tool to leave a public comment:
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We're back! A new season of
#InsideAmySchumer
is now streaming on
@paramountplus
Sign up for a 1-month free trial using promo code: INSIDEAMY
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Registering to vote may not be enough in 36 states, and it can take MONTHS to get a voter ID!
@VoteRiders
provides free help to navigate these rules, but you need to start the process NOW. Text
#IDCheck
to 844.338.8743 and confirm that you have what you need to cast your ballot!
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Tomorrow, we’re marching across the country to demand our elected officials pass federal voting rights protection before it’s too late. Join us at the
#VotingRightsMarch
:
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The west is on fire. Parts of Louisiana and New York are underwater. The climate crisis is here. Let’s tell Congress it’s time to act:
#CodeRedClimate
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The For the People Act is exactly that. For the People. For the people who believe in democracy, and convenient access for ALL.
#CallOutYourSenators
! Tell them you want them to vote YES on the
#ForThePeopleAct
.
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Do you hear us
@ManhattanDA
? It's Domestic Violence Awareness Month and we supporters of Tracy McCarter are in your neighborhood calling on you to
#StandWithTracy
, stop criminalizing survivors, and
#DropHerCharges
!
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Now is our chance to protect and strengthen our democracy and put power back where it belongs—with the people.
I'm proud to stand with
@MichelleObama
and
@WhenWeAllVote
to urge the Senate to pass the
#ForThePeopleAct
. Read our letter & take action:
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Brand New episodes of Inside Amy Schumer stream exclusively on
@ParamountPlus
starting October 20th!
#insideamyschumer
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Excited to be back! Get tickets this Wednesday 10AM local with the pre-sale code AMY before the general on sale Friday.
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The Child Tax Credit in the American Rescue Plan provides the largest Child Tax Credit ever and historic relief to the most working families ever – and most families will automatically receive monthly payments without having to take any action.
@whitehouse
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The freedom to vote is under attack around the country by partisan lawmakers and dark money special interests. Congress must do whatever it takes to pass the
#ForThePeople
Act. Take action today: .
@StopBigMoney
@DemRedistrict
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Join me and
@questlove
Thursday night to
#GetDownforDemocracy
. We’re throwing a live virtual event with music, midterm updates, and lots of special guests, including
@staceyabrams
.
Sign Up, Get Down, Get Out (the vote) at .
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Home is where your Spanx are. New episodes of Inside Amy Schumer drop on
@paramountplus
October 20th
#insideamyschumer
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Voting rights are under attack all across America, and we must come together to defend them with the For The People Act.
Please listen to
@JLawrence_RepUs
! Call your Senators now and tell them to vote YES on the
#ForThePeopleAct
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Julius Jones, an innocent man, is scheduled to be executed tomorrow. Please join me in trying to stop this!
🔴 Live from the Oklahoma State Capitol:
@Justice4Julius
urges
@GovStitt
to stop tomorrow's execution of Julius Jones.
6 Million Signatures. 24 Hours. Call the Governor at
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Americans owe a staggering $1.6 trillion in student debt and our broken politics are making it worse.
@EdHelms
and
@RepresentUs
nail it, then explain our chance to fix it with the
#ForthePeopleAct
. It’s time to
#UnbreakStudentDebt
.
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@iamwandasykes
The
#EqualityAct
has passed the House and its now on to the Senate. Call your reps! We can’t be equal until we are ALL equal! Text COSPONSOR to 47247
@HRC
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The latest from
@edhelms
and
@representus
is 🔥🤣
But seriously, gerrymandering is gross. It allows politicians to rig elections - regardless of what voters want. We need to fix this before it's too late:
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No matter our color, party, or zip code, we all have the right to have our voices and our votes count.
@kyrstensinema
@CaptMarkKelly
can make this happen. If you live in Arizona,
#CallOutYourSenators
and tell them VOTE YES on the
#ForThePeopleAct
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Our elections belong to us, not to big donors or partisan voting commissions. That’s why we need the
#ForThePeopleAct
to pass the Senate.
Sign up here and let’s get it done:
We needed democracy reform long before a racist reality show host ended up in the White House.
#ForthePeopleAct
will expand voting rights, end gerrymandering, and get dark money out of politics. Now we need the Senate to pass it.
Sign up & take action:
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One simply doesn’t work without the other.
@JoeManchinWV
in addition to voting YES on the John Lewis
#VRAA
, we need you to Vote YES on the
#ForThePeopleAct
. West Virginia, retweet and spread the word.
#CallOutYourSenators
to be on the right side of history.
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We have a big hearing on the ERA this week and I would love some support of this historic moment to enshrine women in the constitution. Did you know we don’t have protection in our constitution!? CALL YOUR SENATORS and WATCH THE HEARING 10/21
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THE HUMANS trailer is here!!!!
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The House just passed the
#ForthePeopleAct
bringing us one step closer to FIXING our democracy. This is a huge deal.
But the fight isn't over. We need to make sure this bill passes the Senate. Urge your Senator to vote Yes:
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The For the People Act is exactly that. For the People. For the people who believe in democracy, and convenient access for ALL.
#CallOutYourSenators
! Tell them you want them to vote YES on the
#ForThePeopleAct
.
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I have a featured guest role in a new series of animated shorts on
@PBSKids
called "City Island."
City Island was produced by my friends at
@futurebrainmedia
, you can watch
@cityislandpbs
on
@pbskids
and the PBS KIDS app
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Today the Tulsa City Council votes on a REPARATIONS RESOLUTION 100 years after the
#TulsaMassacre
. The resolution needs 6 votes to pass.
The petition needs 1.6K more signatures to hit its goal--
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Georgia voters head to the polls tomorrow, which means this is our last chance to help them
#FlipTheSenate
!
I’m supporting the
@GeorgiaDemocrat
organizers working hard on the ground-- will you join me?
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We do not accept defeat. We all have a voice.
#WeWontBackDown
"We Won't Back Down" (feat. The 100 Women Chorus) via
@YouTube
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Come join me on Tuesday at 6PM ET with
@redwineblueusa
to learn how to win this election! Don’t miss it!
Learn more here:
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Loving being on tour again!!
Tickets for sale on my website ❤
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I’m so fortunate to have been born in NYC, and I’m even more proud to raise my son here. Take the
@NYForever
pledge with me to help build a more equitable NYC for everyone who calls this great city home, now and in the future.
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Third show added in Seattle at The Paramount on August 15! Tickets on sale now at
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I teamed up with
@Hellmanns
to bring the magic of mayo to life. Here’s a sneak peek, with more to come on 🏉2.7.2021🏉
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I support frontline workers helping
#domesticviolence
survivors this
#givingtuesday
.
@Middlewayhouse
is one of 2000 programs helping survivors. Check out
@utmb_ViolPrev
for the latest research on how to prevent DV.
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Rest of 2022 tour ❤ Las Vegas, San Jose and Riverside rescheduled to new dates (all tickets for original shows will be honored for the new dates) and third show just added in LA.
Tickets and all info at
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That’s one way to start your freshman year. 🥴 New episodes of
#InsideAmySchumer
are now streaming on
@paramountplus
. Learn the signs of an unhealthy relationship with
@Join1Love
. Get the tools and resources needed to identify and avoid abuse at .
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James Beard Media Award winning Chef Chris Fischer never thought he was different. He grew up problem solving and learning about the farming ecosystem, and later spent years in some of the best kitchens around the world. Listen here:
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Across America, people will
#WearOrange
on June 4—National Gun Violence Awareness day—to honor victims and survivors of gun violence and to call attention to this crisis that takes more than 100 lives every single day. Learn more at
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Thanks for having us
@cbssunday
The new movie, adapted from the Tony Award-winning play, "The Humans" is a story familiar to any family that has gathered together for a bumpy holiday celebration. The cast reunited to tell "Sunday Morning" what they are most grateful for this Thanksgiving
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Thank you for all the love on this tour! Each night has been incredible. Excited to be back in Toronto this Friday at the Coca-Cola Coliseum. New shows in Las Vegas and LA also just announced and are on sale now. Tickets for all upcoming tour dates at ❤
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Hope to see you tonight at 6 PM ET with
@RedWineBlueUSA
Come join me on Tuesday at 6PM ET with
@redwineblueusa
to learn how to win this election! Don’t miss it!
Learn more here:
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April is
#sexualassaultawarenessmonth
. Buy, read, and share
#AssumeNothing
by
@TanyaAuthor
, a powerful memoir and gripping psychological thriller with resources to spot, stop, and prevent intimate violence.
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This May Day, join farmworker justice Live on the
@immokalee
.workers FB from 6-8 p.m. I will be part of a Virtual May Day Concert in honor of the essential farmworkers who have continued to labor tirelessly throughout the pandemic in order to grow & harvest the food on our tables
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Pre-sale is now LIVE with the code AMY! Get your tickets now before the general on-sale this Friday at 10AM at
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Today is the day Georgia voters hit the polls! It’s not too late to chip in and help
@GeorgiaDemocrat
reach folks on the ground. When voters’ voices are heard, democracy wins. Donate here:
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Third show added in LA on Friday, December 9 at the Orpheum Theatre! Tickets on pre-sale now with code AMY. General on sale Thursday at 10AM PT ❤ tickets at
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Your generous support will help feed vulnerable families in Yemen, purchase life-saving medicine and help children continue their education.
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— and to demand
@Wendys
do its part to ensure those workers are protected from unsafe working conditions, wage theft, sexual violence, and modern slavery. Mark your calendars and
#BoycottWendys
!
@ciw
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More shows just added to my 2022 tour! Tickets and info at
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This Saturday I’ll be performing at The Clubhouse in East Hampton! Limited tickets available at
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I’m so excited to bring my tour to
@justforlaughs
Montreal on July 30! Tickets on sale now at .
#JFLMTL40
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Meet me in San Diego?
Make sure you’re
#GoodToVote
with
@headcountorg
for a chance to win a trip to the Whore Tour closer.
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Don’t miss
@rachelfeinstein
doing her new hour and it’s a Friends of Firefighters benefit show at
@comedycellarusa
tomorrow!
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@goodplusfdn
is partnering w/
@BelieveDiapers
to tackle diaper need in the US. They have committed to donating 1 million Believe Diapers to Good+Foundation in addition to their pledge to donate 1 Believe Diaper for every 1 sold, w/ a minimum of 200,000 add’l diapers.
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In celebration of
#InternationalWomensDay
I'm joining
@DonorDirectAction
an initiative of the Sisterhood is Global Institute to support women's rights activists around the world! Help spread the word:
#SisterhoodIsGlobal
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A cleaner, healthier, sustainable future is ours… we just have to imagine it!
#imagineitbook
is available now wherever books are sold. Learn more at
@Laurie_David
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More tour dates added and pre-sale is now live with code AMY! for all upcoming tour dates
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