Seth Dillon
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@BarackObama
"It sucks those kids died, but remember George Floyd? He's who I'm still thinking about." — Barack Obama
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The Babylon Bee was tossed in Twitter jail 7 months ago for a joke that referred to an adult male as a man. We could have restored our account at any time by deleting the tweet, but we refused. It was the right call.
Never censor yourself, and never apologize for speaking truth.
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So Biden gave loads of money to Ukraine, who gave loads of money to FTX, who gave loads of money to Democrats.
Sounds like a potentially massive scandal the media will have absolutely no interest in covering.
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Refusing a cognitive test is just as bad as failing it.
BREAKING: White House confirms Biden will not take a cognitive test as part of his upcoming physical exam.
Biden will be first U.S President in history to refuse a cognitive test.
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You can’t say “no uterus, no opinion” anymore. You gave that up when you said trans women are women.
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This is how you handle woke bullies. You refuse to give them what they want because what they want is your integrity.
The Bee is doubling our pledge to advertise on X from $250k to $500k. I wish we could do more but we spend too much on DoorDash.
BREAKING: Elon Musk to advertisers trying to blackmail 𝕏 into censorship: “Go f*ck yourself.”
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The Bee will hit 2 million followers soon. We had 1.5 million when Twitter first locked us up.
We now have more followers, reach, and revenue than ever before — not because we acquiesced, but because we stubbornly refused to bend the knee for tyrants.
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Man dressed as woman says weather is racist.
Admiral "Rachel" Levine: "Climate change is having a disproportionate effect on black communities."
I wish this was satire. It's real.
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Musk reached out to us before he polled his followers about Twitter's commitment to free speech. He wanted to confirm that we had, in fact, been suspended. He even mused on that call that he might need to buy Twitter. Now he's the largest shareholder and has a seat on the board.
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The Babylon Bee has gained over 200,000 followers since we were locked out a month ago.
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I wouldn’t trade Saturday mornings with my kids for anything.
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If it’s unclear what a woman is, how does Biden know he’s nominated one?
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I just received this notice that we’ve been locked out of our account for “hateful conduct.”
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Ways Twitter has changed since
@elonmusk
took over:
- Less child porn
- Less politically motivated censorship
- Fewer bots
- More active users and engagement
- More transparency
- Jim Carrey left
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We're not deleting anything. Truth is not hate speech. If the cost of telling the truth is the loss of our Twitter account, then so be it.
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Google: Misinformative content violates our policies and will be removed.
Also Google:
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I was teabagged in Halo.
Woman claims she was virtually 'groped' in Meta VR platform Metaverse
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100 percent of straight men are unwilling to date gay men dressed as women.
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Some of our readers have expressed concern about this report, suggesting it did not meet the high journalistic standards they've come to expect from us. We want you to know that we've listened to you. We've heard your voices. And they are stupid.
Trump Promises Vivek An Administration Position Running The White House 7-Eleven
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The people who have assured us they aren't censoring anyone are incredibly distraught to learn they won't be able to censor anyone.
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Objecting to Twitter becoming politically neutral is to admit that it isn’t.
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They attack Musk because they hate freedom, and they hate freedom because it threatens their power to control the narrative. It really is that simple.
As others are pulling their ad spend to punish Musk for the crime of letting free people speak, the Bee is committing to…
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If it’s not too much to ask, I’d like to opt out of funding terrorism when I pay taxes.
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Here’s South Park mocking the insane idea that men can actually become women. This clip is from 2005.
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I asked Musk why he thought wokeness was so harmful. This was his response.
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If your account is indistinguishable from parody, who’s to blame for the confusion?
FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility.
It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread.
I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.
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Mowing your lawn is racist. Working out is racist. Math is racist. Not wearing a mask is racist. Hard work is racist. Grammar is racist. Highways are racist. America is racist. Not hating yourself is racist.
Treating skin color as more important than anything else: not racist.
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I just learned that a fat guy won a women's beauty pageant.
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This kid has more courage, conviction, and clarity of thought than most adults today. Powerful stuff. I can’t imagine how proud his parents are.
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I want to personally apologize to everyone we harmed when we misgendered this brave, beautiful woman. I’ll be stepping away from my role as CEO of the Bee for a time to reflect on why we got this wrong and how we can do better.
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The FBI raided the Babylon Bee's headquarters this morning and took both of our jokes. They even confiscated a draft of an unfinished third joke that hadn't yet harmed anyone.
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Taliban Spokesman Finally Banned From Twitter After Sharing Babylon Bee Headline
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BREAKING: Twitter just locked out
@libsoftiktok
for posting a thread about several recent drag shows for kids. The thread allegedly violates Twitter's rules against "abuse and harassment."
You know what's actually abusive? Drag shows for kids.
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Hey
@tim_cook
, if you make Americans choose between free speech and Apple, you might be surprised how many of us choose free speech.
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Every five years she has to delete the tweets from five years ago saying we only have five years left.
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Why’s this Nazi propaganda in my feed?
Exercise is effective for battling chronic depression: study
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Young children should be trained to say, “You’re making me uncomfortable,” or “I’m telling my parents about this inappropriate conversation”whenever a teacher starts talking about their sexual orientation or gender identity in the classroom.
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Hey
@brianstelter
, would you be interested in working for the Bee? We're looking for talent with experience putting out funny fake news. You come highly recommended. Shoot me a DM if you're interested!
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Imagine having a worldview so weak you have to prevent high schoolers from challenging it.
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Christianity Today says the Babylon Bee "has run a number of anti-trans jokes—mocking both particular transgender people like Levine as well as fictional trans people."
Our jokes are not anti-trans. They're pro-truth. The idea that men can become women is false (and funny).
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I just learned that one of the co-founders of Twitter, Evan Williams, spoke to the Associated Press after Trump was elected and apologized for his role in making that happen. He went on to say he was wrong for thinking that the world would be a better place if there was a…
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It's tough to present yourself as the rational one when you're wearing a mask outside in 2024.
Taylor Lorenz interviewed Libs of TikTok. She tries to scold Chaya for the actions of her audience. It doesn’t work out.
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Twitter used to be a place where false narratives were protected and promoted. Now it's a place where they're challenged and corrected.
It's easy to think Musk has botched everything if by "everything" you mean the old system of strict narrative control. But he meant to abolish…
Teachers union President Randi Weingarten advocated for reopening schools with pandemic safety measures. She criticized the Trump administration’s 2020 calls to reopen schools fully, but it’s misleading to claim that she opposed reopening at all.
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I didn't want to make this video. I wanted to take a nap. But my hand was forced.
"Big Con" replies to Steven Crowder.
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I tested negative for COVID-19 but positive for antibodies, meaning I had the virus but no longer do. I never had any symptoms.
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Sane people: "I don't think children should be sexualized, exploited, or mutilated."
Leftists: "You hear that? They want gays and trans people to die."
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Biden literally just sued Texas to try and prevent them from securing the border.
The Biden administration is asking Mexico to help curb the huge flow of migrants into the U.S., as Biden runs out of options to fix a problem that is hurting his polling.
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We need a show called “To Catch a Groomer” where cops organize fake “family-friendly” drag shows and then arrest all the parents who show up with their kids.
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1/ The exposure of
@libsoftiktok
isn't journalism; it's pure intimidation. They're threatened by her effectiveness, so they hope to silence her by making her too afraid to continue. They want to raise the cost of doing her work so high that she has no choice but to quit.
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We’re nearing the point where we’ll need Elon Musk to buy an airline, fire most of the staff, and make merit-based hiring and safety its top priorities.
Scott Kirby, the CEO of United Airlines (
@united
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Stephen Hawking said, “Religion is a fairy tale for people afraid of the dark.”
John Lennox replied, “Atheism is a fairy tale for people afraid of the light.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar’
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Why would a man burning himself alive make us want to side with terrorists who still haven’t surrendered or released all of their hostages? Someone explain it to me like I’m Kamala Harris.
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How many people has Twitter permanently banned for being right too soon?
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It’s really stupid, actually.
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Update: Twitter has denied The Babylon Bee's appeal. They wrote, "Our support team has determined that a violation did take place, and therefore we will not overturn our decision."
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A small child — perhaps 5 or 6 — stuffs money into the underwear of a nearly naked drag queen as parents look on, smiling.
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Just yesterday he was wearing a mask all alone in an open field.
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“Look Dad, boobs!” This was the moment we all knew the doctors guessed wrong when they assigned him male at birth. Thank Science our little girl made herself known before puberty hit so we can block it! Listen to your kids! They ALWAYS know better than you what’s best for them.
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@PedroPascal1
You just publicly honored a guy who anally raped young children and tried to murder a teenager.
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If you've watched our Californians Move to Texas series, then you're already familiar with Siaka. You know how funny and talented he is. But he isn't just a talented actor and friend of the Babylon Bee; he also happens to be a Trump supporter. And he's being punished for it by…
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If Spotify doesn't censor Joe Rogan in the next ten minutes, I'm going to cancel my Spotify subscription for a couple of weeks until I miss it and reactivate it.
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It must be hard for these people to watch Djokovic dominate without ever having surrendered to their pressure and coercion.
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IBM pulled their ads from X because they have “zero tolerance for hate speech and discrimination.” And yet their internal practice is to penalize people who don’t discriminate enough.
BREAKING LEAKED VIDEO: CEO of IBM
@ArvindKrishna
admits to using coercion to fire people and take away their bonuses unless they discriminate in the hiring process.
“You got to move both forward by a percentage that leads to a plus on your bonus," Krishna said about hiring…
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The purpose of gun ownership is to defend innocent life. The purpose of abortion is to end it.
In America it's legal to own an AR-15 but illegal for a woman's right to choose. Wow.
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The Babylon Bee's editor in chief has now been locked out of Twitter for hateful conduct.
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If you went back 20 years and told everyone that students in the near future will be given failing grades for saying men can’t get pregnant, no one would believe you. Not a single person. And they call this “progress.”
Seattle high schooler marked incorrect on quiz for saying only women can get pregnant: report
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This is my dad. He had a massive heart attack yesterday and passed out, striking his head on the floor. The doctors at Jupiter Medical Center saved his life. I’m in awe of their skill and my dad’s strength. Look at that hopeful smile!
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If it were worthless you wouldn’t have posted this here.
A year after Elon Musk bought Twitter, X is now a 'worthless' platform some say is no longer safe for activists
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Some guy just emailed us requesting to cancel his subscription. I replied, "lol, no."
We reject cancel culture here at The Babylon Bee.
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Leftists: Musk will allow incitement to violence.
Musk: No, I won't. You can speak freely, but you can't incite violence.
Leftists: Speaking freely incites violence. Safety demands that you censor everyone but us.
Musk: 🤣
Leftists: Apple, do you hear this? Do something!
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This is shocking. No one could have guessed that Biden doesn’t write his own tweets.
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Instead of calling on Israel to stand down, why not call on the terrorists to release their hostages and surrender?
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I had Covid but I wasn’t vaccinated. Therefore, I am dead.
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A year ago today we told a joke that got us locked out of our account for "hateful conduct." The only way to get out of Twitter jail was to admit to breaking the rules and delete the tweet. We refused.
Eight months later, Elon Musk carried a sink into Twitter HQ and declared…
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Misgendering is when a man calls himself a woman, or when a social network compels other people to call a man a woman. I refuse to misgender anyone.
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I'm matching this, as promised.
Real women: We are literally paying you to stop competing against men. You don't have to sacrifice your prize money to take back your sports.
Absolutely incredible.
At the European Pool Championships, female player, Kim O'Brien, forfeited the women's final where she was set to play male player, Harriet Haynes.
I am happily paying her the prize money she lost out on. Stop playing their game. More of this!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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They won't give specific examples of "hateful" content because it's usually just opinions, jokes, and even factual statements they don't like. They'd look like idiots if they got specific. This is why they speak in general terms about a rise in hate. What they really mean is that…
BBC ‘journalism’ at its finest 🤦🏻♂️
BBC Journo: “There’s been a rise in hatful content on Twitter.”
@elonmusk
: “Give me an example.”
Journo: “I can’t.”
Musk: “You just lied.”
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This is brilliant. With simple, dispassionate questions,
@MattWalshBlog
reveals that mere curiosity about the truth is enough to offend people who've built their careers and lifestyles on the back of its suppression.
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“We’re sorry the product we designed to reflect our woke hatred of whiteness worked precisely as intended.”
NEW - Google apologizes after new Gemini AI refuses to show pictures, achievements of White people — Fox
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