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Come at me bro, I train UFC. I also do stuff at @KarateCombat and @overdogspodcast

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me and the homies at the club getting zero bitches:
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Max Holloway’s wife the only one that’s handed him an L since Volkanovski.
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@Benaskren @Abamaby No Ben! don’t hit send on that tweeeee
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one of the cleanest executions of all time.
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*Crypto market crashes, inflation at all time highs, violence and crime at all time highs and the US is gearing up for war with Iran* me and the bois watching UFC 300: #UFC300
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Ilia looks worried. #UFC300
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Dricus du Plessis staring back at Israel Adesanya: #UFC290
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Wittman: I know we never practice them, but I want you to throw a head kick. Justin Gaethje: #UFC291
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Dear Mr Benjamin Askren, I speak for the rest of the MMA community when I say that if you knock out Jake Paul, we will strike your loss to Jorge Masvidal from the record and hail you as the savior of our sport until the end of time. Put an end to this madness. God bless.
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You may not like it, but this body represents peak male athletic performance and there isn't a god damn thing you can do about it. #FuryWilder3
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Jon Jones deadass just won the UFC heavyweight belt while only absorbing one significant strike and it was to the dick. #UFC285
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Jon Jones 15 minutes after choking out a French man and leading all 20 thousand people in the crowd in prayer: #UFC285
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Kamaru Usman getting lit up by Canelo for 2 rounds and remembering he can't shoot for a double:
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Literally everytime Charles Oliveira gets dropped. #UFC274
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Khamzat's coach: STOP BRAWLING OUT THERE. THIS DOESNT HAVE TO BE A STREET FIGHT. USE YOUR JAB AND BE PATIENT. Khamzat Chimaev:
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Holloway after breaking Gaethje’s nose at the end of round 1: #UFC300
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when you’re high af making a PB&J in the dark at 3am and your gf turns the kitchen light on:
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He fuckin did what Sandhagen, Petr Yan and Triple C couldn’t. 😭 #ufc292
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did Gane really just charge up a Falcon punch #UFCParis
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Woody when Andy's mom walks in the room: #UFCVegas48
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You might not like it, but this is the best base for MMA. #UFC292
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*people try to cancel Joe Rogan again* bros everywhere:
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Jake Paul: I'll beat any of your fighters with under 10 fights. Easy. Eddie Hearn: Ok, Chev Clarke. 1-0 Olympian. Jake Paul:
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Holy fuck. 😬
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“ANDDD NEWWWW” Me: #UFC290
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me aiming for the toilet with morning wood: #UFC300
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never forget the time a future Bellator MMA champion nuked a yoga pants soccer mom.
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is this accurate or not even
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Ryan Garcia hallucinating Devin Haney as a pedophile alien demon right in front of him in the ring: #HaneyGarcia
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Justin Gaethje after party looks absolutely lit. #UFC291
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The P4P king faking a dick kick only to get headkicked into the seventh layer of hell by the most disrespected man in MMA is why MMA is the greatest sport in the world. #UFC278
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Joe Rogan: Jiri is getting lit UP!! Jiri Prochazka: Bet. #UFC300
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*WW3 is starting an hour before UFC 300* MMA Fans: #UFC300
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this might still be the cleanest combo ever landed in MMA
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MMA fans when Jake Paul is up by 7 rounds and all Nate Diaz is doing is pointing at him and calling him a bitch:
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the lads: who the hell cares about women’s basketball. the lads watching Caitlin Clark dart her ninth 3 to eliminate LSU:
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Nah fuck that. I can’t sleep. What the FUCK was Max thinking and how did he hit the Hollywood ending and sleep him with one second left 😭🫡
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Israel Adesanya just put the belt on @Boogerbeard1 . #UFC263
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Dricus Du Plessis: l’ll earn my shot. I’ll take Whittaker into deep waters if I have to. Robert Whittaker in deep waters:
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just when Kamaru Usman started looking unstoppable... one man stood up to the P4P king.
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Kamaru Usman after two rounds of boxing Canelo:
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Sean O’Malley is basically just stoned Tony Ferguson at this point and I’m 100% here for it
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Derrick Lewis saying “where Ronda Rousey fine ass at” after knocking out her boyfriend.
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What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen an MMA fighter do? Inside or outside the cage.
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This combo alone could have got Cowboy Cerrone into the Hall of Fame. #UFCSanAntonio
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Nate Diaz: I only have one UFC fight left. I want out of my contract. The UFC:
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Dana White and Justin Gaethje if they were English:
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when I'm in the kitchen grabbing a beer and I hear Jon Anik say "OHHHH" #UFC275
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UFC fighters seeing someone they KO’d in the early prelims of a apex card 2 years ago win 1 million dollars in the PFL:
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nah this is fucking hilarious. #UFCVegas77
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dudes will see a dude choking the life out of someone and just say “hell yeah” #UFC298
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MMA fans: God I hope Brad doesn’t target Chris Weidman’s leg. Brad Tavares: #UFC292
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Cory Sandhagen on his way to solve the mystery of his missing title shot:
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Dricus Du Plessis: Izzy is a fraud! I'M THE REAL KING OF AFRICA. The UFC:
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Dana White told Islam:
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MMA fans looking at Tony Ferguson asleep on the canvas: #UFC274
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Jon Jones was inducted into the UFC Hall of Fame and the LVPD Hall of Corrections within the span of about 12 hours. Remarkable.
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me weighing myself in my bathroom to see if I could make championship weight: #UFC274
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Conor McGregor driving around the streets of Ireland: *sound on*
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It's like he knows something we dont. #UFC280
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me if Gaethje starts doing Max like he did Tony:
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the two Baddest Mother Fuckers in the game. #UFC291
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“I have nothing but respect for you. One of us must perish.” “Yes.” #UFC295
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Imagine a 17yr old asking your daughter to prom and you say no so he turns you into a pretzel. #DWCS
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me trying to sleep: #UFC266
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*Tyson Fury eats three overhands in the first round and is singing in his corner* Francis Ngannou:
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when some randoms at the bar are talking bout UFC:
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this is what Francis Ngannou sees when he hits somebody:
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Nate Diaz saw his name on the infamous whiteboard next to Khamzat Chimaev and called out Michael Chandler within a week lol.
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*Izzy vs Strickland announced* Sean’s new training partner:
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Julianna Pena after getting dropped 19 times: #UFC277
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Conor McGregor standing in front of his TV when Poirier vs Oliveira starts: #UFC269
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Khabib does not belong in the GOAT conversation with the likes of GSP, Mighty Mouse and Jon Jones. It's simply an issue of longevity. Khabib may go down as the most dominant fighter of all time but you simply can't compare his resume to fighters that have as many title wins as he…
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who would have guessed these two young lads would grow up to fight each other for the most violent belt in the UFC:
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when your sleep paralysis demon has an English accent: #UFC278
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Khabib telling Mike Tyson that Conor McGregor tapping instead of going to sleep wasn't satisfying enough so he saw Conor's cornermen talking shit and said to himself "I have to bite his heart." Is hands down the most savage line in MMA history. Pack it up boys. It's over.
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#11 ranked Tai Tuivasa showing up in the Top 3:
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when you're eating your complimentary in-flight meal and see Mike Tyson start beating the shit out of someone 3 seats away:
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Dan Hooker's last 6 opponents when they entered the cage: Paul Felder: 5-1 in previous 6 Dustin Poirier: 5-1 in previous 6 Michael Chandler: 5-1 in previous 6 Nasrat Haqparast: 5-1 in previous 6 Islam Makhachev: 8-0 win streak Arnold Allen : 8-0 win streak What the fuck lol.
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Izzy gotta be one of the realest fighters out there. Nothing but love to the champ. @Boogerbeard1 💯
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4 tickets to Barbie, please.
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Jon Jones and Stipe are back. Conor McGregor is back. The Volk vs Islam rivalry. Bo Nickal has arrived. Shavkat and Khamzat exist. Huge shakeup in women’s flyweight. 2023 is gonna be a great year to be an MMA fan.
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*Herb Dean waves off the fight* Kris Moutinho: #UFC264
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me to my TV screen after KOing someone who was spamming takedowns on UFC 4:
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Jorge Masvidal getting arrested but he knocked out two of Colby's teeth:
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Petr Yan after losing a unanimous decision but he stopped 90% of the 235 takedowns:
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Charles Oliveira calling out Conor McGregor:
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Homie went down like a UFC 4 animation. 😂
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what if I told you ten years ago that these dudes would be the two best 155 pound cage fighters on the planet in 2021? #UFC269
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The most bushido code karate shit we’ve ever seen in the UFC.
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Jared Cannonier vs Marvin Vettori: #UFCVegas75
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*Nate Diaz posts a picture pissing on UFC headquarters* Dana White:
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Leon Edwards logging onto Twitter and seeing Jorge Masvidal is out and Khamzat Chimaev has already agreed to step in:
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“I don’t know if we have time, my roommate gets back in 15 minutes.” Me: #UFC291
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*Paulo Costa invites Robert Whittaker to trade in the pocket down two rounds* Robert Whittaker: #UFC298
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Tremendous showing from Jake Paul against a grappler. Since he likes calling out retired UFC fighters, I know a guy. #PaulDiaz
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Conor McGregor on his way to talk shit to Dustin Poirier: #UFC291
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*Lauren Murphy throws a jab* *Valentina counters with a cross jab uppercut spinning side kick cartwheel kick* Lauren Murphy: #UFC266
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Leon Edwards seeing Colby Covington press charges on Jorge Masvidal:
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me depositing another 100 bucks into my betting account after saying I’m done gambling:
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