Dave Smith
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Progressives have given away their two favorite go to responses on abortion.
“My body my choice” rings pretty hollow after Vax mandates.
“It’s a women’s issue” is tough if there’s no definition of woman.
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The Martha’s Vineyard thing might be the best and clearest example of what so many of us have been talking about for years. The progressive elites advocate for policies that they never have to suffer the consequences of. And the one time they do, it ends quickly.
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I really don’t think people understand just how bad this Covid Passport actually is. Look into it, it’s not just checking that people got the vaccine. It is setting up a national caste system and a spying apparatus unlike anything in our history. This is it. The big one. Fight it
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The tests aren’t accurate. Cloth masks don’t work. Shutting down can destroy society. Hospitalization numbers are completely misleading.
This all just became ok to admit this week. Last week we were all conspiracy nut spreading misinformation.
It’s really something to watch.
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I still can’t shake this bizarre feeling about Biden’s closing pitch ahead of the midterms. He said there’s going to be election deniers and that you must accept the results. Why would a President say this about a midterm that by all accounts he’s about to get crushed in? Weird.
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You’re watching the narrative of the covid regime collapse in real time. It’s beautiful.
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We all saw the video where
@VivekGRamaswamy
literally called that you would present it this way. It’s glorious how pathetic this is. Enemy of the people.
I asked Vivek if he condemned white supremacy. Vivek said to “stop picking on this farce of some figment that exists at some infinitesimally small fringe.” He said he condemns “vicious racial discrimination” but would not “bend the knee” and condemn white supremacy.
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At what point do we have to admit that the Conspiracy nuts were basically right?
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The normalization of kids at drag shows is fucking disgusting. Kids should not be anywhere near sexually explicit activities. The fact that we can’t all agree on that simple idea shows how far we have fallen as a society.
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If we lived in an even somewhat decent and sane society the Epstein child sex ring would be the lead story everyday. ABC would have seen mass firings for the coverup and all of the powerful people associated would be relentlessly hassled by the press to explain their involvement.
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I’d say Hillary Clinton probably started a war there.
“A bloodbath.” What would you say if you saw this in another country?
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It’s still unbelievable that every time there is a minor spike in covid cases in Florida, it is an indictment of their policies. Yet, a major spike in NYC is never seen as even a comment on the insane mandates that have been in place there for months.
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A group of people on reddit using the market did more to transfer wealth from the Wall Street class to regular people than 100+ years of progressive policies.
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I don’t know what better sums up the modern American progressive establishment than this: Apologizing to the murderer, for calling him an illegal immigrant rather than “undocumented” with no thought of apologizing to the girl who was murdered for getting her actual name wrong.
BREAKING: Biden apologizes for calling Laken Riley's kiIIer an "illegal"
"I'm not gonna treat any of these people with disrespect. They built this country."
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I feel so bad for these pro vax scientists who are getting bullied. Us anti lockdown, unvaccinated people never had to go through anything like that.
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They lied about WMDs
They lied about Afghanistan
They lied about mass surveillance
They lied about Covid
They lied about Covid Vaccines
The lied about inflation
They lied about Hunter
They lied about Ukraine
They lied about Russia
But you can trust them on the next thing.
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If you haven’t already, you need to listen to
@joerogan
and
@MaajidNawaz
Phenomenal episode!
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They are against building a wall but they live in gated communities. They are for gun control but they have armed security. They destroy public education but send their kids to elite private schools. They support mask mandates but only their servants wear them at their parties.
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I actually appreciate Sam Harris for saying this out loud. This is what the vast majority of the anti Trump crowd believes, but most of them won’t say it. At least when it’s said, you can see it for what it is.
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Imagine holding the same exact views as your teachers, all of your friends, every politician, everyone in Hollywood, the entire media class, every major corporation and still honestly believing that you are opposing “the system.”
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I’ve been obsessively paying attention to the news for about 15 years now and the most infuriating thing to me is that “experts” can get things completely wrong, mock the people who get them right, never apologize or even acknowledge it, and continue being “experts.”
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The amazing thing about the prospect of Elon Musk buying Twitter, so far, is how much it’s exposed the game. If you genuinely fear and will fight against others having the ability to communicate then you are not the good guy. Period.
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There is a special place in hell for every member of the corporate press who spent a year demonizing a 17 yr old kid who acted in self defense. An innocent kid’s life was on the line and they convinced Americans that he was a white supremacist murderer. Disgusting liars.
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What does the term “extremist” even mean when the people who advocated for endless wars of aggression, torture, mass spying, banker bailouts, lockdowns, vaccinating 6 month olds, destroying the currency and giving puberty blockers to 10 year olds are considered moderates.
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I can’t imagine why this guy would turn down the opportunity to debate
@RobertKennedyJr
and raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity. It must be because RFK is a conspiracy theorist!
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Trump declared the state of emergency, made Fauci the head of the response, champion lockdowns early and brags about the vaccines. Just yesterday 80 house republicans voted to expand CDC and create a Vaccine database.
The Republicans are not a party that opposes the covid regime
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Call me crazy, but I think risking a war with a nuclear armed power, over a corrupt Eastern European country with no strategic importance to the United States is not the best move.
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I think this was my favorite part of the episode.
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“Imagine if everything was completely different, then things would be different. Imagine if covid had a 100% death rate and the vaccine was perfectly safe. RFK looks pretty stupid now”
-Sam Harris on his international humiliation tour.
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I think
@VivekGRamaswamy
@RandPaul
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@TuckerCarlson
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The Durham report gives us more information about what was already clear: The last President was framed for treason by his own intelligence agencies, in an attempted coup. Truly one of the craziest stories in US history.
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They better have something big on Trump, because if not, they just made him a living martyr and a pissed off one.
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If you support Ukraine joining NATO then you support the US fighting a hot war with Russia right now. I don’t care what your reasoning is. If you support that, you are a dangerously insane person who should never be allowed to make these decisions.
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If there is one picture that sums up the the covid regime it’s gotta be this one.
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Only a dictator can declare that companies must fire a certain group of people unilaterally. Let’s just call it what it is.
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Man,
@TuckerCarlson
is an American hero. He gave Putin a tougher interview than any corporate “journalist” has given Zelenskyy. He also wasn’t disrespectful and he allowed Putin to give his perspective, which is one Americans need to grapple with.
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However you feel about Putin, as an American, it’s wild and so foreign, to see a head of state who can communicate and detail historical events the way he can. Is he a propagandist? Of course. Is he a good guy? No. Is he making a lot of truthful and reasonable points? Undeniably.
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Candace is going to be bigger and better off without the Daily Wire. It should be noted that Candace consistently went out of her way to make it clear that she condemns terrorism/10/7/Hamas, has nothing against Jewish people and simply thinks that what’s happening to the…
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People who have been through some fucked up shit are more likely to laugh at some fucked up jokes. People who have had privileged lives are less likely to understand this. For example, make a fucked up joke in a trailer park and then a university and see who gets offended first.
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It’s amazing how many people will say “The President isn’t above the law.”
Yes, they are! They all are. US Presidents have committed some of the most egregious crimes in human history and they always get away with it.
One President is not above the law. Trump. Not only is he…
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There are too many examples like this to list them off. And it’s not just that they advocate for these policies but that they demonize, in the most vicious ways, anyone who dare oppose them. This is why the elites are so rightfully hated in our society.
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It’s been pretty amusing to watch Bernie supporters deny the possibility that an election was stolen.
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It’s so revealing to watch the collective freak out over Tucker interviewing Putin, before the interview is even out. Just understand, they’re not worried that you’re going to hear lies. You get nothing but lies from our own corporate press.
It’s this simple: they have been…
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Wearing a mask while receiving your third shot pretty much sums up this whole thing.
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Trump obviously had very crucial nuclear documents. They had to be recovered by force. That’s why the FBI negotiated for months before the raid. I 100% believe this with zero evidence being provided.
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Wow! Javier Milei won! Hard to overstate how huge this is. I know he’s not perfect and who knows what obstacles he will still have to overcome, but a presidential candidate winning on a bold libertarian populist message lays the groundwork for what is possible.
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Republicans are pushing abolishing the IRS, cutting military spending, investigating government criminality and other great ideas for one simple reason: it can’t possibly get through a Dem controlled Senate & White House. When they controlled everything they pushed space force.
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It seems like a lot of Americans are completely removed from the stakes of a war with Russia. I hear “we can’t let them do this” or “you just want to let them do that.” Understand, this ain’t fuckin Iraq. A war with Russia means the end of human existence.
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The experts who told us, with certainty, that the covid vaccine must be mandate by law, are now going to chicken out when
@joerogan
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Tulsi Gabbard is considered a controversial figure for being antiwar and anti pedophilia. That pretty much sums up 2020 America.
.
@netflix
child porn "Cuties" will certainly whet the appetite of pedophiles & help fuel the child sex trafficking trade. 1 in 4 victims of trafficking are children. It happened to my friend's 13 year old daughter. Netflix, you are now complicit.
#CancelNetflix
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The whole “If they can do this to a President, then they can do it to any one of us” line of thinking is completely backwards.
They’ve been doing it to the people for years.
The correct version is “We let them do this to us for decades and now they even do it to a President”
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Race is only relevant when it will heighten racial tensions, so ABC doesn’t mention that the driver was black. They do, however, give you the critical detail that it was a luxury car.
A young protester has died from injuries she suffered when a luxury car plowed into her and another woman during a Black Lives Matter protest Saturday on a Seattle freeway that has been shut down for days due to the civil unrest, police said.
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I think Ukraine made a major strategic blunder by trying to immediately paint the strikes in Poland as an intentional strike from Russia, even though that clearly seemed very unlikely. It shows that they will lie and attempt to escalate this conflict without hesitation.
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When the biggest city in the country has announced that citizens lose all of their basic freedoms if they do not consume a pharmaceutical product, it should unite all people who believe in liberty to oppose it. The people who stay silent or give caveats are not who we need.
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If you were to declare war on a country, you might attempt to disarm them, destroy their currency, and propagandize their children.
The people doing this to you are at war with you.
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While left wingers were mocking
@RandPaul
and cheering on his vicious assault, he introduced the Breonna Taylor act that would have banned no knock raids and saved Amir Locke’s life.
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It’s amazing how different the level of interest is when Israel kills a bunch of Iranians in Syria, compared to these drones launched at Israel. I wonder what percentage of people commenting on this event know that Israel just did that and this is the response? It’s taken for…
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For the record, I’m all for former Presidents being charged for crimes that they committed. But it can’t be applied selectively for minor ones. If we’re going to do this, let’s go through all the crimes of Bush, Cheney, Obama and Trump. Where do we even start?
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The Daily Wire head with a dumber more dishonest take than anything I’ve ever heard out of the woke left. Evidently if you think the government might lie to its people or question the morality of leaving little children with their skin falling off that means you hate your…
People who deny the moon landing or suggest America is evil for its use of atomic weapons against Imperial Japan or who say that George Bush was behind 9/11 actually hate this country.
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Ron Paul warned that the original War on Terror was destined to be turned inward. I mean, as long as we’re playing the ‘who gets credit for warning us’ game, let’s get real. The Ron Paul people were right about everything: War, Spying, inflation, debt. Republicans went with Mitt.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but
@TuckerCarlson
and
@scooter_downey
warned us the FBI was launching a Domestic War on Terror
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30 years ago today, the USSR disappeared. It just dissolved peacefully. It would have been thought to be impossible 5 years earlier. Don’t for a second ever think we can’t defeat the covid regime or the warfare state or anything else. We will win!
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This was on the level of Fauci claiming that he never recommended lockdowns.
Destiny: nobody actually believed you wouldn't get COVID if you were vaccinated
Reality:
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I see people calling the outrage about this stuff ‘a moral panic’ or claiming that it isn’t happening or happens very rarely. I don’t actually know exactly how prevalent this is, but it blows my mind that we can’t all agree that it’s disgusting and intolerable.
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I don’t care what anyone from Cato says. THE libertarian position on covid is:
No lockdowns
No mask mandates
No vaccine mandates
No vaccine passports
End all of this insanity yesterday.
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Remember when Fauci went door to door trying to sell the vaccine and got into arguments and lost. He literally couldn’t win a debate about The Covid Vax with random hood dudes.
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The argument that you shouldn’t debate someone who is getting everything completely wrong, in your area of expertise, because you would be legitimizing a conspiracy theory, is so pathetically weak. If they are so catastrophically wrong, it should be easy to expose them. It’s fear
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When you don't have God, whatever your highest value is becomes your God.
If you are an atheist who doesn’t have kids, that God tends to be yourself or your conception of yourself. Your identity.
This is a particular problem for libertarians who are atheists, childless or…
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It is a crime against humanity that Trump was not able to live tweet his raid.
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For the record, I’m unconvinced that the MMR vaccine causes autism. I’m unconvinced that RFK is right about WiFi or cellphones. I think he’s absolutely right about the covid jab and after seeing the unbelievable amount of corruption, dishonestly and inaccurate stuff coming from…
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This is a really bad move by
@reason
You literally just had the guy on. You should have brought up these claims and given him a chance to respond rather than putting out a hit piece a week later. Not an integrity move. Also why is Reason always trying to discredit the…
RFK Jr. is not worthy of the rehabilitation tour he's getting from various pundits, podcasters, and tech luminaries. He pushes tabloid-quality "reporting" and he wildly extrapolates from little grains of truth.
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The Hamas attack on Israel was horrific, criminal and so stupid. It guarantees further suffering for their own people.
The problem in America is that most people have a simplistic view of the situation that is completely removed from reality. They assume normal relations and…
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Clinton prosecuted a massive illegal bombing campaign in Iraq and a sanction regime, including a full blockade that the UN estimated lead to the deaths of 500k children. He also launched a war in Serbia, without UN authority or a declaration of war from Congress in direct…
Can you name some of the "egregious crimes" that Obama, Clinton, or Bush committed? What should they be prosecuted for? And by whom?
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So,
@RandPaul
was right.
Dr. Fauci then: Me wearing a mask after vaccination is not "theater."
Dr. Fauci now: Yeah, it was theater.
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“It’s not a conspiracy, it’s just a group of powerful people who saw a crisis and collaborated together to exploit it” is not the best argument.
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The situation in Canada sure went from “this is so fringe that the media doesn’t need to bother covering it” to “a national emergency requiring drastic measures” quickly.
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Like you, I have no idea what happened. I do know that the standard can’t be anonymous claims you did something a decade ago with no evidence, and now we’re all supposed to convict you in our minds. When this insanity is the standard, people are going to skeptical of the claims.…
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Americans should be a lot more concerned with the situation in Canada than the situation in the Donbass region.
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Let’s get real, what Joe Rogan said in that clip was completely reasonable and there’s really no sound scientific argument against it. Also, whoever that other guy in that sweet ass bomber jacket was, he made some great points.
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End all foreign aid. Ukraine, Israel, all of it. We’re $30 trillion+ in debt. If people want to donate, fine. Don’t force those who don’t want to donate, to do so.
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If I was a Republican caucusing in Iowa, I would 100% support
@VivekGRamaswamy
and it’s not even close. DeSantis is a war hawk coward. I will never forgive Trump for his appointments and his Covid policy. Nikki Haley is the worst human in America. There’s really no debate. I…
@LibertyLockPod
I appreciate your voice in the libertarian community, Clint. You're very practical and logical in your thoughts. Can you get
@ComicDaveSmith
to join you in your support of Vivek? If Vivek over performs in Iowa, I think he may. His support could go a long way!
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Ok fine, every now and then facts care about feelings.
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I’m really proud of Shane. Not for hosting SNL tonight, for becoming bigger than the show because he’s such an undeniable talent. He created a situation where he was of so much value to them, that they would have to admit they were wrong by inviting him to host and that’s so…
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Dude, are you trying your absolute hardest to create more Jew haters? You’re selling lube with your daughter. It is, at best, incredibly weird.
As she calls products made in Israel “filth” (these are oils for married couples) Candace Owens continues her antisemitic self-immolation and Jew-hating implosion. Her biggest fan now is arch antisemite Nick Fuentes who is lauding her poisonous attacks Jews all over social media.…
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These people actually believe that if you’re unvaccinated it is a certainty that you will die from covid and they have the nerve to judge us as uninformed.
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Isn’t it crazy that almost no one in the political or media class talk about radical Islamic terrorism anymore. There’s no concern about it, and yet every emergency power that the government took in the name of terrorism, DHL, TSA, Patriot act, is just part of America now.
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Thank god heroin has been illegal for 40 years so things like this aren’t happening right now.
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I think every Governor who shuts down his state should lose his salary for the duration of the shutdown. If you’re going to ask others to sacrifice their income you should do the same.
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The greatest journalist in the world, Julian Assange, is slowly being tortured to death and can now be extradited to the USA for further punishment. This is all for the outrageous crime of being the best journalist in the world.
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This is going to be interesting. The left doesn’t handle losing well. They don’t often lose. And this is the big one.
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Kanye’s main problem isn’t hating Jews or loving Hitler. The main problem is that he is, and has always been, a gay fish.
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“Foreign aid is stealing money from poor people in rich countries, and giving it to rich people in poor countries”
-
@RonPaul
It should fill you with rage to think that food is being taken off of your children's plates and sent directly to foreign bureaucrats to be used however they see fit, in ways that will not remotely benefit you or your family. The whole thing is completely insane. I can't believe…
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For all of the talk about “anti vaxers” and “misinformation” the plain truth is that this is how they were sold to the American people.
Let’s go back in time to 3/29/21
“No we know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated person… The virus does not infect them…It cannot use a vaccinated person as a host to get more people.”
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What people have to understand is that those thousands of truckers, mass protests around the globe, the most popular podcast with more viewers than all cable news shows combined, Elon Musk, Glenn Greenwald, all libertarians and all right wingers are a very very fringe group.
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Now that America is leaving Ukraine for a younger, hotter war, we all know Putin is going to invade Poland and reconstitute the Soviet Union. Right? That’s real concern now, right? I mean surely the people claiming this would definitely happen weren’t just pushing war propaganda.
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