Earl Skakel
@EarlSkakel
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Host of The Inappropriate Earl Podcast, Barry Jelly on @adultswim #TheJellies, @comedycentral Roast Battle, @showtime I’m Dying Up Here... IG: @EarlSkakel
Joined March 2009
I now present to you the newest paid regular at The Comedy Store WTF?
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You know last night Brody was supposed to be on my podcast and I got pissed that he didn’t show up and now my heart is filled with utter sadness. You meet alot of forgettable people in this business but nobody will ever forget .@BrodyismeFriend
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She was my friend and I will miss her very much. She is finally with her 1st love Robbin Crosby of @theRATTpack #RIPTawnyKitaen
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Nothin wrong with Anthony Kiedis at 61 dating a 20 year old, I mean when he was 20 she was -41 GTFOH
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I write this crying but @Ralphie_May was an amazing comic and and an even better person. Made me want to keep doing stand up. LOVE YOU KING
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If true I don't know what to say, @R_Roddy_Piper was supposed to come over at 2pm today, I love him very much.
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@JonnyBones I wish you guys liked each other and maybe that’s not possible but this post made me a bigger fan of yours today. Class move.
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I now present to you Part 2 and I’m also proud to announce the first signing of The Earl Skakel Talent Agency. @chrisdelia you better watch out for this broad. For bookings page me at 310-555-5555 and just ask the secretary what time it is? #comedy
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Gee, #HHH coming out at the end at the #RoyalRumble! #StevieWonder and #RayCharles could see that coming.
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Terry Funk was in Over The Top and Roadhouse so he lived a good no a great life. #RIPTerryFunk #RipLegend
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Let's see how phony the #WWE is with their tribute of @R_Roddy_Piper Same company who banned their stars from doing his pod.
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He was a legend at both @TheComedyStore and @HollywoodImprov and I miss him very much still. Hard to believe it’s been 2 years but I know he’s in heaven asking someone where they are from and then giving them obscure facts about their high school. #RIPBrodyStevens
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RIP Ethel Skakel Kennedy, finally with her brother James Skakel my dad.
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Seeing Tom Arnold trending reminded me of when I met Roseanne Barr and she wouldn’t shake my hand because she was a germaphobe and I was like “you won’t shake my hand but you’ll let Tom Arnold eat your pussy?”
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“Hi, I’m Jeremy Piven and in this MasterClass you will learn the art of stand up comedy. I got my start 7 months ago. ”
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Thanks @joerogan but apparently being good @RoastBattle was not the way to get on Seasons 2 or 3?! #oopsies
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How many LA Comics who moved to Austin seeing sold out shows @TheComedyStore last night are now putting 8433 Sunset into their Navigation System and heading back?
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BREAKING NEWS. Bombing for at least 20 minutes cures hair loss.
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ATTN CURRENT AND ALL FUTURE BOOKERS OF THE COMEDY STORE. Please have a backup plan.
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“i’m bombing right now but I still have more money than anyone in the room”
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ATTN LA COMICS. The Brody Stevens Ceremony today is not a networking opportunity so at least try and act like you knew him even though I know you didn’t. #enjoyit
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Due to a conversation I just had I feel really compelled to say this but consensual sex with a 16 year old isn’t possible, it’s fucking illegal. I’m about to go rogue and I guarantee you I’ll be portrayed as the bad guy and the abusers will be protected once again.
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ATTN LA COMICS. You didn’t like Brody when he was alive now you are acting like you guys were Thelma and Louise? How many of you reached out to him the week before? #zero実況
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ATTN LA COMICS NOW IN AUSTIN. Your jokes are as bad there as they were here.
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Fuck it I am going to move to Austin and not make it there too.
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We were not incredibly close but we’d always watch each other’s sets late night @TheComedyStore He was a tortured soul but hopefully he finds whatever he’s looking for in the next chapter. RIP Erik Meyers
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“Set list.Entourage Story 1.Entourage Story 2.Entourage Story 3.Entourage Story 4.Goodnight”
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Thanks for all the love on The Jellies, it’s a real honor to be on it so thanks to all who watched the season 2 premiere. Make sure to watch @thejellies every Sunday night at midnight on @adultswim and a special thanks to @tylerthecreator @TheMustacheMan and @augenblicknyc!!
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My only Bob Saget story is one night I’m in the OR @TheComedyStore and there’s literally two people in there, him and his lady friend So I proceeded to do really raunchy jokes to just those two and he walked up to me afterwards and said “love the dark stuff!”#RIPBobSaget.
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#Fox is doing #24Legacy without Jack Bauer and @MaryLynnRajskub That's like a porn with clothes and acting. #BOOOOOO.
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In 1987 my sister was Carl Weathers assistant and she came home 1 night telling me about some movie he just started where he is fighting an invisible alien you don’t see till almost the end of the movie. I remember saying to myself “that movie sounds awful!”.#RIPCarlWeathers
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You wanna see white people riot? If the #WWE has #RomanReigns win the #RoyalRumble head to high ground!.
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For those of you who want to still hear his voice. ALL HAIL KING @BrodyismeFriend #enjoyit #RIPBrodyStevens
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Thanks to .@Schneidfeld and @tomgreenlive for letting me do this with the great @BrodyismeFriend Last night @TheComedyStore was really magical to be around a bunch of sad friends but together we all made each other happy. #RipBrodyStevens I miss you a lot.
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ATTN LA COMICS. You are not getting passed at The Comedy Store by posting a pic of Brody you idiots. I mean who would stoop that low?
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This is my 1st set as a Paid Regular @TheComedyStore so it means a lot to me just for that but I just realized that @JeffScott101 was on the piano and we messed around a bit so it means even more to me now.
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ATTN LA COMICS WHO PARK THEIR CAR AT THE COMEDY STORE. Whoever hit my car has 24 hours to fess up or I spring into action. Here's the deal you idiot, there are 5 high def cameras 2 of which were on my car. I know who you are and I have a particular set of skills I WILL USE.
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Many moons ago I was asked to be on The Roast Of The Iron Sheik. I was asked to dress up as The Ultimate Warrior as I’m sure many of you know let’s just say The Sheik and The Warrior were not exactly friends. #ripironsheik #RestInPeaceBubba
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When the @LAKings and @ontarioreign come to @TheComedyStore they bring gifts!! ALL HAIL KING @bokojr .Photo by The Legend @seandurzi
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As a Jew I’m not offended by Peng Deng saying the word kike but am more offended by how unfunny the joke is. Jesus with that kind of humor get this kid into Roast Battle.
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Wanted to say @TheMikeLawrence is AMAZING @sarahtiana is simply great and @KTrevorWilson is a BEAST! @RoastBattle WAS A DREAM 2 B a part of.
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Make sure you listen to the Adam Carolla Podcast tomorrow, you might recognize the guest and I think you can guess what the first topic was given this poster was in the hallway.
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I lived in a building with this man in Century City and he might have played a nerd on tv but got more pussy than anyone I know and I know Gene Simmons and Vince Neil. ALL HAIL King Jaleel White. #urkel #didIdothat
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Norm Macdonald is actually one of the few comics who will Make God Laugh so get those words on the marquee NOW! #RIPNormMacDonald
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With comedy clubs shutting down sometimes there is a sliver lining. #CoronaVirusUpdates #CoronaOutbreak #Covid_19
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ATTN LA COMICS WHO PERFORM AT THE COMEDY STORE GOING ON LAST ON AN OUTSIDE PROMOTER SHOW. Stop taking pics of U on stage trying to fool people you are passed there. This is a warning, next time I’m naming names you fake baboons. This will be my last non Brody tweet for 24 hours!
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This video is a must see if you really want to see .@BrodyismeFriend in his glory. Here he is doing The James Cameron Roast and notice in the beginning he’s sitting next the late Great @Ralphie_May
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20 years into comedy and she is the only one who hasn’t bullshitted me.
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A big fat FUCK YOU to all the people shooting off fireworks scaring all the dogs right now you fucking losers. #Happy4thofJuly
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ATTN LA COMICS. Stop posting pics of you with Kate Quigley like you guys were tight. I mean what piece of shit would do that for clout?
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Unreal atmosphere @TheComedyStore last night, so grateful to see so many people I haven’t seen in a year, you could feel the love all over the place.
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I never met him but I feel like I knewhim. #RIPKamala Hey @WWE thanks for taking care of him so well. #WWEHOF #toolate #prowrestling
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