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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
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In Alabama, the penalty for getting an abortion after you are raped is more severe than the penalty for raping someone.
How fucked up is that?
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So you’re telling me that a 12 year old is too young to buy a PG-13 movie ticket, a lottery ticket or cold medicine, too young to drive a car or to vote, but not too young to be forced to carry a baby to term or to marry?
How fucked up is that?
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The so-called “Supreme Court” just ruled 6-3 that public school teachers can now lead students in prayer.
In case anyone was wondering what’s happening here.
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Barack Obama has a Grammy, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize, 2 terms as President and a Twitter account.
Donald Trump has 2 impeachments.
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Texas. Where the Governor was more concerned about keeping masks out of schools than guns.
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I use social media, watch porn, smoke pot & play video games and I gotta say… I never once felt the need to shoot up a parade.
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The fact that FIVE PEOPLE can tell 167,500,000 women in America what they can and cannot do with their own bodies is a f*cking travesty.
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So to Republicans, a 12 year-old is old enough to be forced to give birth, get married, or shoot an assault rifle, but is too young to say "gay" or see bad words in a book?
Do I have that right?
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BREAKING: Elon Musk has just been sued by Twitter shareholders to block his $44 billion purchase.
Who else f*cking loves this?
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HOLY SH*T: The Arizona GOP candidate who said he wanted to protect “our children” from progressives has been arrested for masturbating outside of a preschool.
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FUCK YES! Biden's proposed billionaire tax would slap Elon Musk with a tax bill of up to $50 billion dollars, at least 20% of his income including unrealized capital gains.
Who else thinks seriously rich assholes need to pay their fair share?
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Ya know - I smoke pot, play video games and watch porn and I gotta say… I never once felt the need to shoot up a school.
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After Hillary lost, she went for a walk in the woods, wrote books, did podcasts & traveled the world advocating for human rights & democracy at large.
She didn’t once call for the Constitution to be terminated.
But do go on about how women are “too emotional to lead” won’t you.
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I want to live in a country where a woman who’s raped has more rights than the man who raped her.
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Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason…
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Dear MAGA bros:
If I’m “not allowed” to talk about guns because I don’t hunt, then you’re not allowed to talk about abortion, miscarriage, or anything pregnancy related because you don’t have a uterus.
Deal?
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48 years old and as of today I am officially divorced.
Ok life… whatcha got in store for me now?
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If you’re offended by President Biden using the F word, wait until I tell you about the guy who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk has terminated his deal to buy Twitter, which is shocking because I didn’t think he knew how to pull out of anything.
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Since Republicans are so upset about disappearing debts, maybe they can tell us who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $200,000 credit card debt, his $92,000 in country club fees, and his $1.2 million mortgage?
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Wait, wait… I just heard that there are NO women signing up on the conservative dating app “The Right Stuff”.
It’s ALL dudes.
And they are NOT happy.
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HOLY SHIT: The DOJ has moved for a SEVENTEEN YEAR prison sentence for the January 6 "eye gouger" who bludgeoned a cop with a flagpole.
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BREAKING: The Secret Service is now confirming Cassidy Hutchinson’s testimony about trump berating his security detail when they wouldn’t take him to the Capitol on January 6th.
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You can’t go to work, to the MALL, to the grocery store, to your church, to the movies or the bank.
You can’t attend a concert, go to a dance class or go to see your doctor. You can’t ring a doorbell, use a leaf blower, hop in a car, pull down a driveway, bounce a ball, or ask…
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How the hell do you vote against protecting interracial marriage when… you’re in an interracial marriage?
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F*CK YES: The five men accused of entering Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s conference room on January 6 have been ARRESTED and CHARGED.
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HELL YES: The Uvalde parents will SUE the gunmaker who made the AR-15 used in the shooting.
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If you’re upset about Brittney Griner protesting our National Anthem, wait until I tell you about the time a bunch of rabid trumpers attacked our Capitol and beat police officers with flagpoles flying the American flag.
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I’m so fucking tired of watching very bad people get away with doing very bad things.
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F*CK YES! The migrants flown to Martha's Vineyard have filed a CLASS ACTION lawsuit against Ron DeSantis.
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Jon Stewart and the state of Kansas have just reminded us all - that the power of the people is much stronger than the people in power.
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SERIOUS QUESTION: Would you drop Fox News from your basic cable bill if you could?
I'm helping to push a movement.
Comment yes if you are in!
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Texas: Where they force you to carry your baby to term, just so they can grow up and get shot in school.
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HOLY SHIT! Former U.S. Attorney Barbara McQuade says there's enough evidence to charge Donald Trump with MANSLAUGHTER for his delay in calling off the January 6 mob after knowing they were armed.
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A 16 year old was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell.
A 20 year old was shot and killed for driving down the wrong driveway.
An 18 year old is in critical condition for trying to get into the wrong car.
And a 6 year old and her dad were shot because her basketball rolled onto…
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BREAKING: Liz Cheney says she will now target Ted Cruz and other election deniers to make sure they lose their next elections. Let's f*cking do this!
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Rand Paul is the only Senator not wearing a mask.
Because Rand Paul is an asshole.
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F*CK YES! The Republican Party is refusing to pay Trump's legal bills over the Mar-a-Lago documents scandal.
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If you have sex with a porn star and then pay that porn star to keep quiet about it so you can win an election and then reimburse yourself for the payment and then lie about the whole thing while simultaneously throwing your own attorney under the bus and letting HIM go to jail…
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Brett Kavanaugh’s right to a quiet night does not supersede my right to bodily autonomy.
Who agrees?
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Democrats don’t have Biden “boat parades”.
We don’t fly Biden flags, drape ourselves in Biden merch, drink using Biden beer koozies, we don’t get Biden tattoos or paint Biden’s face on our cars… we don’t do any of that shit, because we aren’t assholes and we’re not in a cult.
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I don’t have a Biden flag.
Don’t have Biden pants, a Biden dress or a Biden cape.
I don’t need to camp out in a field for 5 days eating questionable egg salad out of a cooler waiting for Biden to speak.
I don’t do any of that shit because I’m not an idiot & I’m not in a cult.
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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani, who told Georgia prosecutors that he was medically unfit to travel to Georgia has been BUSTED traveling to New Hampshire.
Who thinks Rudy should be thrown right in f*cking prison?
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Republicans contend that a 12 year old is too young to talk about sexual orientation and gender identity, but not too young to be forced to give birth from a pregnancy as a result of rape.
Do I have that about right?
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As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school.
I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history.
I’m not worried that they’re going to be…
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Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,
donald trump didn’t lower your taxes. He didn’t get your roads fixed or your bridges built. He didn’t get you healthcare coverage, lower the price of your prescriptions, decrease the deficit, end the opioid crisis, revive the coal industry, he didn’t make…
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Let's prove a point:
Who among you NEVER watches Tucker Carlson?
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I feel like we’re not talking enough about the fact that the Alabama Supreme Court quoted the Bible and cited the “wrath of God” as their legal reasoning for why frozen embryos are in fact “children.”
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BREAKING: Watergate journalist Bob Woodward says Cassidy Hutchinson's January 6 testimony is enough to end Trump's political career, calling it "Trump's political obituary."
Who else hopes he's right?
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F*CK YES: Ted Cruz has been slapped with a major lawsuit and faces DISBARMENT for his efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
Who thinks the f*cker needs to be disbarred immediately?
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I never want to hear another Republican say they “want to protect kids” ever again for as long as I fucking live.
Never.
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Joe Biden can ride a bicycle for 2 hours.
donald trump couldn’t even ride Stormy Daniels for 2 minutes.
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BREAKING: A MAGA loving Christian pastor from Colorado who allegedly tore down fencing at the Capitol on January 6 has just been ARRESTED.
Holy shit!
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So, you’re telling me that teachers can’t talk about race, sexual orientation or gender, they can’t teach certain kinds of math or talk about slavery and they can’t even say the word “gay”… but they can lead their students in prayer?
Are you f*cking kidding me?
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On May 24, 2022 in Uvalde Texas, an 18 year old walked into Robb Elementary School and shot and killed 19 children and 2 adults.
Two days ago in Houston Texas, a man paused his dinner date to shoot and kill a fake parking attendant.
Last night in Cleveland Texas, 5 members of a…
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F*CK YES! The DOJ just arrested FIVE militia members for their role in January 6. The group was allegedly run by a former GOP House candidate. Let's f*cking go!!!!
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BREAKING: A federal judge has just REJECTED Lindsey Graham’s second attempt to squash his subpoena and rules he MUST testify before the Georgia criminal grand jury investigating Trump's 2020 election interference. F*ck yes!
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F*CK YES! Biden's proposed billionaire tax would slap Elon Musk with a tax bill of up to $50 billion dollars, at least 20% of his income including unrealized capital gains.
Who else thinks seriously rich assholes need to pay their fair share?
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The answer to the abortion debate should never have been whether a fetus is a person, but that a woman is.
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You can’t carry a gun in an airport or a federal courthouse.
Nikki Haley: "We have to secure our schools the same way we secure our airports and courthouses"
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I feel like the fact that 5 of President Biden’s Secret Service rental cars suddenly burst into flames in the Nantucket Airport parking lot less than 24 hours after they were returned should maybe be a slightly bigger story. 🤔
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When Hillary lost she went for a walk in the woods.
When trump lost he tried to choke out his secret service agent because he wouldn’t drive him to his coup party, but do go on about how women are too emotional to lead.
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Explain to me how a state which ranks 47th in teacher pay has $12 Million to spend on some disgusting political stunt?
Explain it to me like I’m 5.
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In the state of Tennessee, it’s legal to marry a child but it is illegal for that same child to seek a divorce until they turn 18.
How fucked up is that?
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Who else still wants to know who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $200,000 credit card debt, his $92,000 in country club fees, and his $1.2 million mortgage?
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I’m still waiting for someone to explain to me why the hell anyone “needs” an AR-15.
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HELL YES! In a huge blow to Fox News, a judge rules that the $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit for pushing Trump's lies can proceed.
Who agrees they need to be sued into oblivion?
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HOLY SH*T! A Republican poll worker in Michigan has been ARRESTED and charged with tampering with voting equipment. LOCK HIM UP!
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Matthew McConaughey is literally FROM Uvalde, so to every Republican saying he’s “from Hollywood”… you can fuck right off.
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@NoLieWithBTC
@CBS8
Imagine being relieved that your son is only a mass murderer and not a homosexual.
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Just because I’m pro-choice doesn’t mean I’m pro-abortion.
It means that your choice is none of my god damn business.
Why can’t Republicans understand this?
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F*CK YES! Beto is now joining protestors outside the NRA convention.
This man has balls of STEEL!
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Am I alone, or would you DROP Fox "News" in a second if your cable provider let you?
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Apparently kneeling on a football field is ok as long as it’s in prayer and not in protest.
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The Saudis cutting oil production and driving up gas prices with just 4 weeks left until the midterms makes those stolen nuclear secrets all the more interesting don’t ya think. 🤔
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Just so we’re clear- a state that criminalizes abortion but ranks 50th in public education, doesn’t give a fuck about children.
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Dr. Jill Biden is an educator of 30 years who has run a marathon and a 1/2 marathon. She has 2 Masters Degrees, 1 Doctoral Degree, 8 years as Second Lady and is the current First Lady of the United States.
Melania Trump lives in Florida.
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I want to live in a country where a 10 year old rape victim has more rights than her rapist does.
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Do you agree every military veteran who stormed the Capitol should lose their benefits?
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It’s been said before, but if you don’t like abortion, don’t have one, if you’re not attracted to someone who is the same sex as you, don’t date them, if you don’t like drag queens, don’t go to a drag show, and if you don’t like that Target has boy clothes with rainbows on them,…
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F*CKING ENOUGH! Would you DROP Fox News from your cable bill if you could?
I want to see if we can help push the movement.
Comment YES if you’re in!
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BREAKING: Elon Musk exposed his penis to a SpaceX flight attendant, asked her for sex, and then paid her $250,000 in hush money.
I guess he really is a Republican.
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BREAKING: A judge in Colorado has ordered a MAGA election clerk who was indicted on charges of tampering with election equipment to be ARRESTED. Excellent!
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BREAKING: A Judge has just denied a motion to dismiss New York's criminal fraud and tax evasion case against the Trump organization.
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