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Shohei Ohtani really was the first domino that led to everything. Without him deferring money, none of these moves happen. Without him, Yamamoto doesn’t come here. Without him, Glasnow may not sign an extension. Dude is already an LA legend and he hasn’t played a game
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@CarmineSabia
3.5% mortality rate vs .02% mortality rate. If H1N1 had the same 3.5% mortality rate, 2.1m Americans would have died
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@ymmayer
44% of pregnancies *caused by sexual assault* are the result of incest. Your point still remains but I thought I would clarify, as that’s a big difference
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@ColeWorld_SIMBA
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If you had to pick only one scene from the show to best emcompass the characters’ personalities it’s gotta be this one. Just rapid fire succession of hilarious moments
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If you want to go beyond just laughing that “Hookers for Jesus” is trending, you can see that it’s actually quite serious. Funneling federal $$ into evangelical organizations that mandate religious activities for its victims or into Trump’s friends’ organizations is problematic.
“Hookers for Jesus operates a safe house for female adult trafficking victims that, in 2010 and in 2018, maintained a policy of requiring guests to participate in religious activities.”
Your tax dollars at work supporting born again coercion
#EvangelicalsForTrump
#EmptyThePews
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@Popehat
That 15-year-old girl says she’s so concerned about the melting ice caps, but she has no problem repeatedly melting these snowflakes over and over? Hmmmm, really makes you think!
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@Haganistani
@jn_pickles
@JimSwiftDC
How the hell was there a perfect picture for this joke? The internet is wild
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@borneo_paul
@Vocel_Mel
@Robillard
Why do you want an unproven, untested pipe dream technology that may not work when we have evidence all over the world that the tech we have available right now - high speed trains - is incredibly effective?
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I’ll be honest, I truly don’t understand how people can *enjoy* killing animals. I’m not judgmental about it. I just don’t understand it.
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@_Americanmom
@danedeasy
@sk1win
@lasesana
@tedcruz
And yet here you are commenting on him. 3 times.
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This is pretty good indication that saying "All Lives Matter" actually means the exact opposite
They defaced Sandra Bland's mural by saying "all lives matter".... ironic...
http://t.co/hV3AbG9xH0
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@Markstull13
@DailyCaller
Totally, you should just not vote and tell all your Republican friends not to vote either. Waste of time!
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@Rickyismsss
@42cobras
I want to believe it so I’m going to just trust you, internet stranger
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@_danielle_carr
Man, Ta Nahisi Coates really got it wrong. You should write him and tell him about it.
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@KylerBooker
@Crimsonshade98
@Go_sail_a_boat
It very clearly does and only someone immune to facts would deny it
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@KrptoKasey
@SethMacFarlane
“The establishment” as a phrase is meaningless nonsense and can always be invoked by anyone with nothing of substance to say
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@sullydish
@bentarnoff
Man I am so sick of hearing “lefties were too far left for me so I because a fascist.” Why are fascists and white supremacists not too far right to drive you left? Clearly you’ve picked what you can tolerate
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@ShishGaming
@deadeyebrakeman
@SonicFox
Ah yes what a shit show where everyone’s vote to determine the leader of their country matters the same. Also, 3 or 4 states wouldn’t determine anything for anyone because states don’t vote - people do
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@TK9582
@_FloridaMan
What slays me about this gif is the tiny little cheering bunny in Georgia
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@Dubs216
@CallumCarson34
@Rachel__Nichols
Ah, I see I didn’t have to scroll far to find a juicy morsel of whataboutism!
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This family basically paid off an American security firm to track down their trans daughter, brought her back to Saudi Arabia, verbally humiliated her, and forced her to detransition, leading to her suicide. Her name was Eden and her family killed her. She deserved so much better
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@polishXcellence
I cannot even describe the rage this fills me with. That a significant portion of the American population would consider this outcome a good thing is truly, truly soul-crushing
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@brendonwalsh
“Poor choice”
“My intention wasn’t”
I see you went to the School of Meaningless
#MeToo
Apologies.
Apology tips:
1) point out the specific actions that were wrong
2) explain what you’ve learned about yourself
3) explain how you will be a better citizen of this earth going forward
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@gaslightingus2
@existentialfish
@CNN
Your dog would do less harm and cause less confusion, and would therefore be an upgrade.
Also, going by your avatar, he would be much more handsome.
Good doggie.
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If you read this thread - which includes snippets of the transcript of Bauer's phone call with one of the victims in which he ACKNOWLEDGES hitting her in the head repeatedly - and you *still* think any team should welcome him back, I sincerely feel bad for the women in your life
The Dodgers have until tomorrow to decide to keep or cut Trevor Bauer after an arbitrator reduced his suspension to 194 games. The hearing over his punishment was confidential, but hours before the reduction we pubbed an article full of new details...🧵
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@amyisquitebusy
@pallbro
Hanging out 1-on-1 with an ex 👎
being on friendly terms with an ex 👍
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@ClayTravis
My god y’all are sensitive. Why would you hate him for this? This just seems so innocuous and… practical? Nobody is forcing you to do anything at all lol
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@Dodgers
Sorry kid, every birthday from now on is gonna be a massive letdown compared to this 😂
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@F_Egersdorfer
@thearmchaircom
@JackieMJensen
Fighting for unity means acknowledging that unity does not exist now *because* of white supremacy. If you love unity, you must first hate the systemic conditions that hurt black & brown ppl and then help to destroy those systems. Anything else is just to make yourself feel good
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@ClevelandKingz_
@ClutchPoints
@FCBbasket
Yes you can. What is hard to understand about the fact that living and working in another country is really stressful?
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@Bachscore
@Rachel__Nichols
She has been unwavering in her support for him, and has been crystal clear in her moral justification. I have nothing but respect for her.
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@WestIndiesAngel
@Gecko5511
I can feel the love of Jesus from you. Truly overpowering stuff.
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It gives me great pleasure that Daniel Radcliffe is living his best, weirdest life. Every project he's in is bizarre AF
Daniel Radcliffe and Samara Weaving star in the new trailer for 'Guns Akimbo' and it looks totally nuts 🤯
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@BiggClay1
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He just went on Ellen and was beaming with pride and love for his daughter but yeah go off
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@luojiswaifu
@NILES100
Rosa?! Whose bullshit detector is off the charts and is a bisexual Latina? Zero chance. She’d be first in line to punch him in the nuts
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I am so happy that the back half of season 3 is shaping up so beautifully. I can’t wait to see where Ted Lasso ends up but I also don’t want it to end at all.
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Sponsor of Alabama abortion ban said fertilized eggs outside the womb are excluded. "The egg in the lab doesn't apply. It's not in a woman. She's not pregnant."
#ReasonRoundup
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@w_terrence
LeBron has donated over $40 million to educating underprivileged kids and opened his own school. Trump is defunding education and had to pay $25 million for defrauding people at his fake university. But sure dude.
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@scott_torino
@jordanbpeterson
I’ve never seen anything that better encapsulates the sophomoric, insecure masculinity of conservatives better than this
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@patrick_wb95
The sheikh line is barely given a millisecond to breathe and we are already onto the next joke. This show was light years ahead of its time
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@SteveTSRA
@FCardamenis
This. This is the answer. There are like 5 layers to this joke. 30 Rock was the best.
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@CullenSawyer
@Kyle__Boone
It’s not a news channel. It’s a propaganda channel that peddles conspiracy theories and straight up bullshit
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@conservmillen
This level of confidence in one’s ignorance is usually reserved for white dudes so congrats on breaking barriers I guess
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Proudly displaying a soulless carcass like this makes me sick. The dead deer isn’t great either.
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Don’t threaten us with a good time
Remember: Obamacare is the appetizer, socialized medicine (aka Berniecare) is the main course.
#SCSen
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@jzux
Scrubs using Joshua Radin’s Winter in “My Screw Up” (S3Ep14). Need to watch the whole episode for the full emotional impact
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@Archie4KS
Already belongs to Russian basketball player Andrei Kirilenko. It will never fit another person more perfectly
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No pitch is more aesthetically pleasing to me than a 12-6 curve dropping in for a called strike
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@11Yanks
Am I crazy to think LDLT should be the primary backup to Adams? He’s so much better defensively than people give him credit for, and it would be pretty helpful to have his ability to push the pace upfield from their own 3rd
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@SteveKingIA
Why does the top line look pasted in? What is the “Washinton” Times? Why do you not seem to know how anything works?
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@legaleagle48
@JHunt08404598
@NoLieWithBTC
@CBS8
Nah, the church is one of the key reasons for homophobia. They don’t get a pass at all
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@jeannakadlec
@MaraWilson
I mean, I’m a dude but I stan for Medusa. She was the hero, not Perseus
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