Nick Offerman
@Nick_Offerman
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Citizen 🇺🇸🐷 he/him 🎨:@MatttDavies
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Joined February 2012
My pleasure 🍻.
Whether as a landscaper, stage carpenter or a geoarchaeologist, @nick_offerman once taught me (via audiobook) that a beer is better when you've done the work. Cheers. (and thanks, Nick, for the wisdom)
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RT @SovereignMov: “When I read the script, I felt like I had to do the movie…” Nick Offerman on when he first read @cswegal’s script for ‘S….
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Thank you kindly, and hell yes I’m a public library guy!!!.
Happy birthday to @Nick_Offerman . I just happen to be reading this splendorous tome as we speak. Sorry for not buying it but you seem like a public libraries guy so I hope we’re cool. Shameless request: More woodworking content, please.
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Are you a dependable citizen? It’s imperative that we teach our Little Woodchucks real-world tool skills, so they’re equipped to troubleshoot and solve problems when they arise, using more talents than thumbing their phones. Plus, it’s goddamn fun.
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I get so much of this unsolicited homophobia from ladies who doth protest too much, to whom I say that they and all comers are still welcome in my church, no matter who you might be lucky enough to kiss - #happypride #tryloveyoudumbfuck.
@Nick_Offerman @VividSydney I can't believe you played a gay guy on the last of Us. I will definitely not be watching Parks and Rec again. I knew you were godless and confused from your book but this is just sad and disgusting.
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RT @Nick_Offerman: Dearest Vivid Sydney - We are fully fluffed & chuffed to toddle down under for a public display of oral intercourse (tal….
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Dearest Vivid Sydney - We are fully fluffed & chuffed to toddle down under for a public display of oral intercourse (talking, right?) on Saturday June 14th at the ICC Sydney Theater. We hope to couple with all your ears there!. 🎟️Tickets:
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Are you an aspiring woodchuck ready to get into some good mischief that involves a hammer, nails, and your very own pocketknife? Or are you a larger woodchuck interested in encouraging eye contact? Preorder your copy of LITTLE WOODCHUCKS:
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Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride.
Good morning and Happy Sunday!. No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
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RT @herdyshepherd1: Right, let’s get down the business . Skipton Bull Sale tomorrow . We’ve been working towards this for weeks - proud of….
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Thank you kindly 🙏🏼.
It was an incredible delight to start reading @Nick_Offerman’s book today at one of my favorite fire lookouts in Montana and read about my lifelong haunts in the Flathead and Glacier. We welcome you back anytime, my friend. #montana
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RT @markfollman: The most wonderfully patriotic thing I’ve read in a long time is this clear-eyed little essay from George Saunders. I enc….
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RT @DuttonBooks: From New York Times bestselling author, Emmy-winning actor, and charismatically carnivorous woodworker @Nick_Offerman come….
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My new book (#6!) is called LITTLE WOODCHUCKS: Offerman Woodshop’s Guide to Tools and Tomfoolery. 12 beginner-level projects that you—woodchucks big and little—can learn to make using your hands, your heart, your hammers, and your ham. The ham is for eating only, it is not a
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RT @TalkEasyPod: “We are not hiding our faces from our constituents.”. Sen. @ewarren on how Democrats are fighting back, every day, in Trum….
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Your world will get bigger and brighter. THE LIFE OF CHUCK. From the hearts and souls of Mike Flanagan and Stephen King. In Select Cities 6.6, Everywhere 6.13.
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This Stephen King story contains a scary amount of love. Mike Flanagan and Stephen King’s THE LIFE OF CHUCK. In theaters June.
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RT @twobirdsfilm: Near Healdsburg, California, this weekend? Don’t miss a special chance to join @Nick_Offerman, Mary Berry (@Berry_Center)….
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