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A bunch of evil shoved up the butt of an evil mannequin. Also, I play hockey.

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@amyisquitebusy
x-Chanandler Bong
1 year
@blythlie Actually, most women prefer to pay their share, so you guys don't think we owe you anything. But texting her to remind her that she has to, like she's some kind of gold-digger, is a giant red flag.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@clhubes This works with marriage too, tbh. Like...let them pick the fabric for the couch. I promise it means more to them than you, because they brought you 18 swatches and a Pinterest board with 87 Pins on it, and you don't even know what a chevron pattern is.
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@amyisquitebusy
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3 years
@LilySimpson1312 Another episode in the "children aren't really people but fetuses are" saga.
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@amyisquitebusy
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7 months
@theashleyray This is so fkn dangerous, I can't enjoy this
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@amyisquitebusy
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3 years
@avalonpenrose I have an MBA. I HATED finance, and this is why. It's like if astrology and witchcraft had a baby, and that baby was raised by a fantasy football league.
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@amyisquitebusy
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Healthy men don't feel uncomfortable changing their daughter's diapers.
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@TMZ Weird way to say "battered woman continues to seek justice in an unjust system designed to protect male abusers."
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@amyisquitebusy
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4 months
STOP SHAMING WOMEN FOR HAVING PAIN CONTROL DURING CHILDBIRTH, YOU HORRIBLE BYTCHES
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I am always going to encourage women to have an unmedicated birth if possible. There is a purpose to the pain and if you spend your life avoiding it, that’s not a life at all
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@amyisquitebusy
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The replies have finally pushed me over the edge and I'm a lesbian now.
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A man at a bar mansplained Fleetwood Mac to me
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@amyisquitebusy
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@peepsaregood This woman terrifies me
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@amyisquitebusy
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1 year
@notcapnamerica Speaking as an eldest child...we became supervillains the moment our sibling came out of the womb.
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@amyisquitebusy
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5 months
This person starved their cat, and when the cat ate the only meat available (a hamster) she decided that she's going to euthanize it, because she loves and protects animals so much.
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@DrugSlanger @123dan27 @efreitabeth @abbeysuekos Pharmacists have less access to my medical history than a doctor does.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@DuckieLouise My dad did this to us. Left my mom with a one year old and a wife who was 7 months along. I can count on one hand the number of times we saw him. He remarried. At his funeral, I sat there with his face while they talked about what an amazing father he was. We were not named.
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@carlyhcooper "You're so brave!" "Actually, I'd love to be home" "Just a tough little mama!" "My ankles are swollen and I threw up 3 times today" "Women are SO STRONG" "I just cried in the break room, I shouldn't be working but I have no maternity leave" "B-R-A-V-E"
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@amyisquitebusy
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Ok, guys. A brief update. Remember when I said I gave the husband an ultimatum? Control your temper, or get out. I'm getting several raises next year & 2 of my kids are adults. I'm not living like this anymore.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@IsabelOakeshott This is Sarah Robles, and she has 2 Olympic medals in her sport. Do you have any Olympic medals?
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@amyisquitebusy
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@ycsm1n "We really do mean that literally."
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@lilplantmami OP: Here is something that makes me happy. Internet: But I AM NOT HAPPY, this post is insensitive, unrealistic and somehow ABLEIST and no I will not explain how
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@amyisquitebusy
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@NikkiMcR What era, exactly? Here's Madonna humping the stage in 1984. It's a long tradition of boundary-pushing women they follow.
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@JennMJacksonPhD One of the roadblocks is that many men DO NOT LISTEN when their partner tells them what they want. Instead, they get insulted, defensive and angry. Then they wonder why their partner isn't ever in the mood.
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@amyisquitebusy
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1 year
@ask_aubry Anytime a guy says anything in the neighborhood of "no girl who did X has any respect for herself" it means "I already didn't respect you & now I have ammo to justify it."
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@HowlinWolfson @MarisaKabas Hold your mead, maybe
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@ceeceebee_ @TRyanGregory The bar is so, so low.
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@AITA_online I rarely say this days...but she should file a police report. Get this on record. It's only going to escalate if she stays with him. He has assumed ownership of her property, and they're not even living together.
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@cloutier68 @calebsaysthings Air bnb as a mom is just being at home but you don't know where shit is
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@amyisquitebusy
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3 months
@ask_aubry Men with children who remarry immediately aren't looking for love. They have a job opening.
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@amyisquitebusy
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1 year
@mydogslife3 @RottenInDenmark She is a CORPORATE LADY and she needs to get her priorities straight (find a man).
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@pegroxx @Dragonfly_Darcy My 17 year old's reply 🤣
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 months
@InvasiveAmerica @shagbark_hick They likely didn't know. You just like violence.
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@jnomilk @jessicadefino_ I'd like to note that Marilyn does occasionally look happy in her photos, despite what was going on in her life most of the time. Kim looks like a product. And no, this is not a direction to "smile more." It's in their eyes.
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@amyisquitebusy
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1 year
@vagina_museum Nature is far too weird for anything or anyone to be put in a box.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@JimMcDonaId @carlyjohnson123 Shhhh. It's going to be okay. The hot lady isn't going to talk to you. Or notice you. Or breathe in your direction. Your anime girlfriend is all you need.
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@AZGOP Do you think it's more masculine to...NOT be an astronaut?
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@kattenbarge With Adele, it's always weight-centered. For Taylor, it's men. It will always be something.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@butchanarchy Do you have any idea how many "marriage" books I've read that focus on centering, understanding, being gentle with, and coddling a man's feelings??
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@amyisquitebusy
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@everywhereist These are the ones that call you ugly after you reject their advances.
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@amyisquitebusy
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1 year
@TitusNation I was told gay men were not "manly." One of them just took down a shooter with an AK-47 with his bare hands. I don't care how big your truck is or how rare you like your steak. This is courage.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@dougisaliveatl @qaomene "We didn't choose to live together" But you did though?
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@davenewworld_2 In Torts class, I learned that in other countries, Americans are the typically the only ones to be injured in obviously dangerous places where there are no warning signs or guardrails. We assume that if it's *really* dangerous, we'll be prohibited from getting too close. 😐
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@amyisquitebusy
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@PatrickNeary597 @nvpkp Amazing that you'd think serving, which teaches people how to deal with guys like you, is a waste of time.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@fuzzymittens Was it...Nestlé Toulouse?
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@amyisquitebusy
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4 months
@AskAManager My husband has a gender-neutral name & said a male client kept asking for the same things (not anything my husband can help with). I said...sounds like he thinks you're a girl, & he thinks you'll eventually just do it. They finally had a Zoom. I don't expect it to happen again.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@SortaBad How is he so calm after being chased by a flock of dinosaurs
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@amyisquitebusy
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3 years
@LaceyCrisp @BreeNewsome @ColumbusPolice I wish the families of the victims didn't feel the need to assure us they were good people. Nobody deserves this. Cops aren't the deciders of value. This was a baby.
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@amyisquitebusy
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1 year
@VeryBadLlama I was not prepared for dishwashing liquid to be so expensive
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@amyisquitebusy
x-Chanandler Bong
2 years
@ask_aubry Nursing women should be sleeping, eating, & nursing, ideally. Since we OBVIOUSLY can't do that, most of the time, we should at least be FED. Ladies, NEVER BE AFRAID TO MAKE A SCENE. They count on you being too embarrassed, so they can treat you however they like in public.
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@amyisquitebusy
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Ladies and gentlemen, the dūmbest man alive
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@amyisquitebusy
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1 year
@ask_aubry This is sexual assault, actually. I hope she presses charges.
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@amyisquitebusy
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1 year
@stevechenevey Far too many American men have made Oppositional Defiance Disorder their entire personality.
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@ask_aubry Tell the hospital he isn't allowed, and then dump every friend or family member who is taking his side.
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@amyisquitebusy
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1 year
@PLPercussionist @DrJenGunter Everything. We build every single cell. Every organ. Every hair. Every drop of blood. Our bodies give them everything.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@oddity1177 Oh, look. Another grifter with something to sell, telling us that our experiences are wrong.
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@amyisquitebusy
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8 months
@VeryBadLlama My husband goes to Costco every 6 weeks or so and purchases 8 items. I spend every weekend filling up a grocery cart with $300 of stuff at the actual grocery store. Select it, bag it, haul it home. He said "I do half the grocery shopping."
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@amyisquitebusy
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@mfbenji Seriously. Do one thing very well and then retire. That's the dream.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@ToddVierling @msemilymccombs @the_nerd_skull This is from the article. It's just basic human kindness that remains WILDLY out of reach for so many men.
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@amyisquitebusy
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5 months
@esjesjesj OMG, people are *so mad* about childless couples 🤣
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@amyisquitebusy
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2 years
@DanielleCandela This thread is FULL of Boomers who put a lot of effort into their own hobby & then got butthurt when Gen Z didn't like crochet. Guys, it's only thoughtful when you're doing something they'll like. Did any of you ask if a 21 year old wanted an afghan? I'm 43 & that's not my style.
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@amyisquitebusy
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Well, he said he'd go to therapy. I was skeptical. But he did. And he keeps re-upping. And it's *helping.* He hasn't yelled or picked a fight in months. I know. I'm skeptical. I know what manipulation feels like. But then something else happened.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@parismarx I found the best clapback comment:
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@amyisquitebusy
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@ask_aubry Those last words he said are what goes through so many men's minds all the time. Perfect distillation. "I have control of things you need. Do what I want you to do, or else." This is every abuser's point of view.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@CornellRayme @davejorgenson @tanzinavega I will not accept "elder Millennials" claiming them, this is my high school music experience right here.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@ullistudy @redditships If you practice it as a religion, it's as valid as any. If you don't practice as religion, it's still a cool-ass hobby that connects you to the earth and is rooted in conservation and feminism. Signed, girl that kept all my witchy crystals, tools and books I got in high school.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@ask_aubry All the men: This woman is a cruel, toxic hellbeast, he needs to leave her All the women:
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@amyisquitebusy
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@ask_aubry If she's scared to start dating at her age (25) this guy has been working hard on chipping away her self-esteem for the entire 8 years. I hope she can get out now.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@redditships "I found out he likes cats. Can I dump him?" YES. Yes, you can dump a guy for liking cats. You can dump him for not liking Mexican food. You can dump him if it JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT and you can sure as hell dump him for this.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@ClaireMax One of my favorite people to bring up when men post about women's bodies not being strong or what athletes "should" look like is Olympic champion Sarah Robles.
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2 years
@jensontitus This is such a gift, usually you need to work at a place a few weeks to find out they're psychopaths.
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@AnyaVolz I deeply believe that if our lives weren't 45 hours a week in a cubicle, earning never enough money to take a vacation, all while being one broken bone away from financial collapse, we wouldn't need to escape into substances as much.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@JaJaJaRule Iguana that won't stay on your shoulders
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@SheRatesDogs She was hoping for a battle of wits, but her opponent was unarmed.
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@amyisquitebusy
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5 months
We haven't argued. He hasn't made it about him. He hasn't yelled at me for being in a bad mood or not handling it well at times. He's made it clear he's fully supportive of not just me, but my ex, because it's a kid issue. I never thought I'd see the day.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@Croat_in_NY @_celia_bedelia_ If it turns you off, it's working as intended. It repels predators. Stay away from them.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@oddity1177 Periods are disruptive and messy. I've had them for 3 decades. Disruptive, messy, painful. I'm on pills that stop them, and I'm still perfectly healthy. Ask me how. (I'm not selling an herbal cure, you just need to ask your doctor.)
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@plain_jayne99 @SheRatesDogs I have. But I'm the mother of 3 teenage boys. It's a fart joke, not what I'd call a sexy phrase.
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@Poormojo @skullmandible Glamour magazine thinks they can single-handedly bring anorexia back because someone decided skinny jeans are back. Lol, nope.
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@amyisquitebusy
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@DanielBunnJr A rite of passage we must all go through. Bridge to Terabithia is optional.
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@adhesiveslipper @ellle_em Those books set extremely high standards for men. They do things like listen to women, display affection, tend to their partner's emotional needs, brush their teeth, cook, cuddle, and are always really, really good in bed. No wonder guys get insecure.
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@Katrafiy There are really very, very few differences in the male & female bodies. Change up just a few key ingredients & it's so clear to see
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@DJSlackin @FunFactsLulu If you are one of those people who think you "turned out fine" and are planning to parent your kids that way, please be aware that you did not.
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The something else, I won't be going into details. Something terrible has happened in our family, and all of us are suffering right now, on different levels. He's stepped up.
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As for the horrible other thing? It's an open-ended thing. I don't know what's going on. It's a family event. It has me incredibly rattled. Devastated. I can't talk about it right now. But I'm okay. My boys are okay. That's enough.
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@atrupar I prefer my presidents when they are not high on stimulants, actually
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Will it last? I don't know. But I thought I knew what the rest of my life looked like without him, and now I don't know that, either. This is the first time in over 10 years where I can say he has stepped up to be what I needed. I like to think anyone can grow.
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@tikus_shiro If one leader can stall hundreds of bills and prevent them from becoming law, it's not a democracy at all.
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@AITA_online So, this is making my blood boil. I've never wished for an update where she threw him into the sea as much as right now.
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@WhatIsTruth__ @granderodrigooo @kukkliet @XavierDLeau SHE WAS ABUSIVE, SHE BULLIED HER OWN KID ON HIS BIRTHDAY. This isn't trauma Olympics, bro.
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@CharoShane I like the way they look, sure. But I do not like being the owner of a pair of triple D's. I'd rather appreciate them from afar on someone else.
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@Maladroithe My jaw is on the FLOOR. Has she seen this?? It's fucking PERFECT.
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@spencerfleury @shaindelr Oh, you must not not how violently a narcissist needs to have his decisions and feelings validated. Lucky you.
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@ask_aubry So he doesn't understand women, relationships, OR weightlifting.
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@1DJFirstClass This is a lawsuit, not a prank.
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@katelynanne I would not see this person again. I love food. I love restaurants. I love trying new things. It's valid to like what you like, but that's a major incompatibility.
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@judysquirrels I wish they'd get more old TV shows that they could pick up for pennies. Weird shit from my childhood. Old sitcoms. Weird old movies you'd find in movie stores. Old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries with updates at the end. An ounce of knowing what people want...
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@GooseVallejo @MercyhurstU @juliazukowski They have to investigate the size of his parent's donations and what kinds of connections they have.
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How am I handling The New Bad Thing? Oh, not well. I get up and go to work and do the shopping & cooking & running, but I'm not all here. And I'm trying to be.Well
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@ask_aubry If you are financially stable, there is no reason to stay married in the face of disrespect like this. Hire a very good lawyer, take your kid and go. How I envy women with good-paying jobs.
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@AudioDarling She's talking about sexualizing it.
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He hasn't even canceled a single event we've planned this year, not in months. (I know. My bar is low.) I'm giving this a chance.
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