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Professional creative web development, skateboarding, bouldering, and a million other hobbies

Joined June 2009
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@SeanMombo
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11 months
😳 my ass can treflip now
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3 months
in case anyone cares
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@beyoncegarden
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this is why we need the department of education😭
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5 months
whooo caa- . 155KMPH IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBOURHOOD????!!!!!.
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5 months
Multiple police bodycam videos showing MKBHD being pulled over for traffic violations have surfaced
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2 years
>apply for visa.>everything going well.>clicks next.>*sweating*
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5 months
with all due disrespect man, you should lose your license forever.
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3 months
the funny thing about this mirror question is that i suspect a significant number of people claiming its the most obvious thing in the world also believe that a mirror flips the image horizontally, which it doesnt.
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10 months
@_ali_taylor life.
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3 years
people drawing logos from memory
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5 months
@PoppyLongstocke number of people you kill per meter.
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3 months
physics is just weird as hell and makes no intuitive sense man. thats whats so great about it.
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9 months
retinoid sounds like a 4chan slur for people who have perfect vision.
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3 months
@_its_not_real_ thats the eye tracking software they put in them.
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3 months
@dissproportion the light that is bouncing into your eyes has to come in from the same angle but from the other direction. if you imagine that your eyes were at the bounce point on the mirror, and looking in the direction of the incoming light, what would you see?.
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5 months
@gzcl3000 ā€œeverybody speeds���.
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5 months
@___frye bros going fucking warp speed!.
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5 months
and to be clear to the people coming here to leave racial comments—suck my hairy ass and balls.
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5 months
@pwrsmelt oops the high schoolers have found my post.
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seanm
2 years
ya the new facebook AI stickers feature is crazy
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1 year
pretty chill v4 overhang into a tricky slab but nothing too crazy.
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What do we think of this
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6 months
@sonyatrademark sounds like you’ve hired a great transcriber.
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seanm
3 years
you can either learn programming as a sad 10 year old or sad 30 year old.
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6 months
the faster you drive in a school zone the less time you spend potentially hitting children.
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5 months
@sunnyb360198 yeah it’s the speeding part that’s the issue man. i agree i still don’t care about tints and expired plates.
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2 years
holy FUCK using an 144hz monitor is so much better than a 60hz monitor holy FUCK its so dumb how much better it is FUCK.
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2 years
@Svenja31415 i’ve gotta go see about a girl.
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5 months
movies have given people a completely unrealistic understanding of glass.
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2 years
doesnt it feel like youve fucked up by not pursuing one singular field since you were a kid? doesnt it hurt seeing someone decades farther ahead of you and many years younger as well?.
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10 months
Gymnasts all accidentally develop enormous biceps because weighted stretch is extremely hypertrophic. Which also suggests that farmers carries, or simply holding dumbells (with or without doing curls beforehand) should also demonstrate considerable bicep hypertrophy
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3 years
nudity is less erotic than partial clothing.
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seanm
2 years
you wanna see the most wholesome skate video of all time? watch till the end man
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5 months
@Ph4nt0mDr4gn33l you would say that, you never go outside
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1 year
why do hip thrusts instead of literally any other exercise? i guess i know the answer already. it’s to fuck a barbell in front of other people.
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2 years
wait why DOES everyone have this schizo ass soap in NY? what’s going on here
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3 months
@dissproportion but yeah nothing wrong with just enjoying that it doesnt make sense either. like a little optical illusion sorta.
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2 years
i analyzed 15 years of my dating data and turned it into a graph
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1 year
its always funny when people ask Alex Honnold questions similar to, "what's the worst case scenario when you climb without ropes?" . he always has to laugh and reply that if things go all wrong he will tumble all the way down the mountain side and die in extreme pain by himself
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got a US credit card along with a letter saying my interest rate is very high because my US credit score is 0, and my credit limit is $25,000?. isnt that like, pretty high for a guy you have no information on and dont trust at all?.
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2 years
everything i know about filmmaking tells me that the audio on this is just some guy in a room making squelching sounds and adding it in post. would be nice to get proven wrong tho.
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2 years
A closer look at a variety of pens . šŸ“¹ max.zoom.
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8 months
its funny how every sport is about using your hips properly.
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1 year
they don’t know that the injury recovery protocol RICE (rest, ice, compression, elevation) is no longer endorsed by the doctor who devised it as it often delays and inhibits healing.
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2 years
cardio is so ludicrously important its hilarious man.
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7 months
kickflippin
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8 months
"babe our office light has been flickering for a while and its really starting to give me a headache.". wait i know this one. oh my god baby. that sounds so stressful. i know you hate having a headache. its hard enough having to work and then this happens :(.
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seanm
1 year
guys if you’re struggling to get yourself a girlfriend you need to get yourself a girlfriend. she can teach you so much about getting a girlfriend it’s crazy. you’d get a girlfriend in no time if you had a girlfriend.
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2 years
bro memes are getting so dank now it’s crazy
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4 years
Crazy how humans figured out everything about life already and wrote millions of books trying to explain it but you can’t really learn something unless you have enough experience to contextualize and understand the info so you still kinda gotta figure most of it out urself.
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23 days
and the friend block goes in the, platonic cuddling hole
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5 months
told this guy he must be a redditor and he said OHHHH WOW YOU GUESSED THAT I USE ONE OF THE LARGEST SOCIAL MEDIA SITES. YOU FUCKING GENIUS. bro is not beating the allegations.
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2 years
me as a kid: yeah i’m an empty nonresponsive shell of a human being at home and a completely different energetic charismatic goofball at school but everyone is like that.
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2 years
my understanding of dating type shit is that the millisecond someone hesitates or reschedules or w.e its over. like >80% chance that the thing is already dead. youre gunna puppet around a corpse for another couple weeks maybe but its almost certainly not worth pursuing.
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2 years
there were years of my life where every night i would smoke weed and walk around my suburb depressed wishing something would happen. that my life would change . that i could feel free from my own bullshit and suffering. that only really changed when i came to NYC in april.
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3 years
ā€œif artificial wombs hit the markets, dudes are just gunna use those instead of womenā€. oh ya dudes love becoming a single dad and just raising so many kids you’re right.
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24 days
how exactly does the atmosphere stop the air from getting sucked out into space? is it just surface tension?.
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2 years
this is the saddest runescape trivia ever wth
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1 year
@Tjdriii that’s my cue to puke and then irish exit.
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2 years
@Nas19802383 yes. but i would like to have my visa accepted.
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2 years
i was pretty depressed for over a decade and i just did shit to cope with it. learned how to make video games. music production. watched hundreds of episodes of anime. mastered video game mechanics. practiced soccer tricks. played instruments. studying random stuff online.
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1 year
it’s kinda weird being a guy who never did coke because coke lovers try to make it seem like everyone does it.
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2 years
first time tryin the jubi slide
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2 years
it’s not too late to start
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3 years
why is ā€œjews for hitlerā€ trending? actually i don’t care. it’s just gunna be bc people like me are asking why it’s trending. like how gridlock traffic forms out of nowhere when one guy rubber necks to look at an accident on the side of the road.
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3 years
i’m not sure ppl realize exactly how processed modern music is. for example it’s common to record 5-6 vocal takes then clip the best parts of each into a single ideal take.
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2 years
whoa! you kill squid with a karate chop and all the colour instantly leaves their body
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2 years
this video has everything you need. the ā€œwhat up, bitch.ā€ the incredulous surprise meeting. the mischievous leprechaun giggles. it’s perfect
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8 months
pulchritude is the ugliest word for beauty ive ever fucking heard.
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2 years
so NFTs *were* just some weird scam everyone was falling for right? like the logic they used regarding the ā€œlimited edition block chain mintedā€ shit was just a bunch of technically true bluster that had no bearing on the long term value of the things?.
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3 months
@tianyuantwt this is great. i love how it captures the entire FOV the viewer is seeing.
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2 years
people pick insults they think will hurt the other person the most. when you insult someone you can’t help but to reveal the way you think about that person, and other people in general. insulting somebody is a very vulnerable thing to do.
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3 years
when people wish they were more confident i think they usually mean they were less ashamed of themselves.
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1 year
icing can be done for 10 minutes on and 60 minutes off to incentivize blood flow, but the number one way to heal your body is through MOVEMENT . regress your exercise to a level that can be done safely and relatively pain free. motion is lotion baby.
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2 years
having a gf is high key amazing. why didn’t anyone tell me before?.
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2 years
instant coffee is good enough
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2 years
drink water
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2 years
flirting with someone on the other side of the planet feels safe because there’s an implicit understanding that it would be too inconvenient to ever make something of it. aha oops.
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@Leggomyalgo you should fear God more and accept the love our our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ into your heart. praying for you.
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God fearing. yeah I'm thinking that term has lost literally all meaning.
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2 years
that whole low iq midwit high iq is just that bruce lee quote about how beginners just punch and kick and then you spend years perfecting all the forms and strategy and so on and then when you’re a master you just go back to punching and kicking.
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2 years
red pillers would steal an unattended laptop in a coffee shop just to prove that it’s not a good idea to leave your laptop unattended because someone might steal it.
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3 years
every day im confronted with the fallacy that ive fallen too far behind for starting now to make a difference.
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2 years
a woman can tweet like ā€œa date in the park? who do you think i am? a kulak on a death march? take me to the operaā€ and you’ll get hundreds of replies from dudes like ā€œi’ve been saying this. i would never treat a woman like the farming aristocracy i’m trying to exterminateā€.
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3 months
@Jazzkid__ I agree. tho i think many people would also really struggle to imagine every object emitting infinite laser pointers of light in spheres around themselves, and what that actually ends up meaning or looking like.
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2 years
see?
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seanm
2 years
that whole low iq midwit high iq is just that bruce lee quote about how beginners just punch and kick and then you spend years perfecting all the forms and strategy and so on and then when you’re a master you just go back to punching and kicking.
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watching ancient battle expert review movie war scenes and every time he’s like BUILD A DITCH!!!!!! WHERES THE DITCH????!!!!. my perception of medieval war is totally fucked from movies bc yeah, thinking about it, if there was a big ditch that would suck ass to try and fight past.
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9 months
@yyallian the dark side of this is that some of the most charismatic people I’ve ever met do this constantly with everyone and they are very good at getting people to go along with plans they have no business agreeing to.
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2 years
@nevocon no, of course .
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5 months
@undergroundbot_ it’s at the top of the article referencing a clip he uploaded of himself driving during some promo. which is why they released this article w a list of times he’s been pulled over for speeding.
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2 years
eggs bene gesserit.
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3 years
tag urself im burger king
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2 years
careful. i’ve spent an incredibly small amount of time socializing in my life, and an extraordinary amount becoming 90th percentile in many hobbies. it’s very lonely to live like this if you don’t also learn to find joy in socialization.
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I’m slowly realising how much more joy you can get by being >90th percentile/very good in as many hobbies as you can VS by spending more time with people.
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1 year
@allgarbled statistically its minecraft.
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1 year
maybe a girl leaving a guy after he cries is like a guy leaving a girl after he has sex with her. it wasnt ever meant to be a relationship in the first place.
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2 years
i’ll never be as good as someone who’s spent their whole life doing one thing. and it does genuinely depress the ever living fuck out of me sometimes.
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3 months
@dukecephalopod the ball is shooting light at every part of the mirror it can reach, but you can only see the light that is bouncing in from the opposite angle you’re looking from.
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9 months
what’s your best steelman for this type of thinking? let me know so I can block you. cheerio
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3 years
ā€œwow you’re really confidentā€ .thanks it’s to make up for a lack of confidence.
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3 years
gah
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3 years
trust ppl bc ur courageous not naive.
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6 months
attempting some wifejack discourse synthesis here. plz afford me some grace. imo wifejack captions trend towards passive comments. not necessarily passive aggressive, but the passivity many women will tell you that they themselves were and ARE forced to use to survive in society
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people ask me how exactly i go about learning something through self directed means. eg. what was it that let me draw this dagger in 27 days of practice? . tbh the answer is that im addicted to youtube
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