Happy 100th birthday to #DickVanDyke! As Robert Petrie and Bert you were my earliest childhood exemplar of elastic, joyous silliness and I celebrate you with the rest of the world. @iammrvandy

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My sister Kate has entered the chat.

.@ArnettWill and I spend an hour battling for the title of "King Rizz." https://t.co/pfOk236hQr

.@MatthewRhys thinks I should shove an ice cube up my rear to give me a little showbiz "zing." I'm considering it. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr

Delighted to join my favorite podcast to blather about @thebeatles at Abbey Road Studios. So much fun!

Leanne Morgan knew that she wanted to be in show business the moment she saw Johnny Cash buying paint in a long fur coat. https://t.co/oVFo7VxNEK @LeanneComedy

You've changed me for the better, India. #ConanOBrienMustGo #India

Me and my robot monkey. The less you know the better. #ConanOBrienMustGo #India

Just received this lovely hand painted film poster from our local producers in India. I've got to make this movie! #ConanOBrienMustGo #India

Unbelievable! I'm told this banyan tree is over 40 years old. #ConanOBrienMustGo #India

I'm shooting a reboot of Entourage in Bangalore. #NobodyAskedForThis #ConanOBrienMustGo

The best thing about a Mumbai train is a captive audience. #ConanOBrienMustGo

Paul Scheer once played a "Beach Ape" on my Late Night show, and now he's a guest on my podcast. Has any actor had a more meteoric rise? https://t.co/pfOk236hQr

This woman was thrilled to meet @RyanSeacrest. #ConanOBrienMustGo

Just filmed a Bollywood extravaganza with these gifted dancers and incredible crew. I can't wait for you to watch it on your phone. #ConanOBrienMustGo

My first day playing street cricket and I scored eleventyhundred points(??) I have no idea what happened. #ConanOBrienMustGo #India

Lots of laughs in Mumbai with my new friend Rusty. #ConanOBrienMustGo

Hey India, I’m coming to visit and I can’t wait to meet all 1.46 billion of you! #ConanOBrienMustGo