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my son wore a floral coat to school and he said a boy made fun of him and tried to get the other kids to join in and they didn’t understand why so he just stopped. based
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white people love ordering something that’s meant to be eaten with rice without rice and then waking up the next day not being able to open their eyes because of sodium bloat and being like why is korean food so salty like you ate enough kimchi jjigae for a family of 5 martha
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imagine dating an ugly ass man and being like well at least i know he won’t cheat on me then BOOM he’s fucking ariana grande
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bro the green party in korea had a sign that said from the river to the sea palestine will be free on their building and the israel ambassador to korea sent them a letter in ENGLISH saying that’s a hate speech crime and the green party said why is this in english this is KOREA
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i’m at the nail salon and someone just told the chinese nail technician “im sorry to hear about your prime minister” I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES PLEASE AMERICANS
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the worst thing ever is when you go to the dentist after ten years of not having insurance and the dentist is like why did you let this get this bad?? i don’t know bro why do you charge $20,000 for an x-ray
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my korean mom loves suffering so much we came to the beach and she said “i’m going to wake up at 5am and run on the sand” and i said “why? you’re on vacation” and she said “because it’s very hard to run in the sand”
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what’s up with people dressing up as one picture of a famous couple from 2007 like how am i supposed to know that’s katy perry and russell brand at the opening of spy kids 3 in 2009 like literally how are we supposed to know that
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44% of teen pregnancy is caused by incest. this is why they ask you to leave the room for a minute in case your child needs to report your husband. it’s not so the doctors can convince your kid to become trans or whatever you’re implying here
I took my daughter to her yearly physical today (she’s still a minor) and the cheery nurse told her she will need a urine sample and oh since she’s over 15 they will need to get her cell phone number so they can call with any results and handed her the laptop to type it in. I…
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watching the news rn the news guy is asking someone do you feel unsafe on the subway she said yes then he said so why are you still riding it and she was like… i.. have.. to
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i too would do a gone girl if my bald ass husband cheated on me with someone who looked exactly like me but horsier
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the tiktok where the woman is telling other women to look youthful and healthy because men like that and then someone stitches it to say men f so many dead bodies that morgues try not to hire them should win some sort of award
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well, well, well if it isn’t the consequences of some rich guy’s actions we’re all forced to live with
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my son showed me this youtube video called priceless pancake where this food blogger shows you a $1 pancake then a $100 pancake and then at the end he shows priceless pancake and it’s a picture of a little kid sitting with their mom and having a pancake and the youtuber started
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asian women will be in palo alto pushing a $5000 stroller holding a birkin wearing 2-3 cartier bracelets having a 5 carat diamond ring wearing chanel sunglasses and some blonde woman wearing yoga pants at the grocery store will be like are you the nanny
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i don’t want to do this cuz last time i did a korean explanation it went too viral and ruined my life but what everyone is missing here is she’s doing a deep bow not as an earnest sign of respect but as a joke. this is a common joke among koreans to do this
‘Squid Game’ star Jung Ho-Yeon collapses to the ground as she hugs Lee Jung-Jae after they both win
#SAGAwards
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a woman after accurately assessing the situation: do i sound crazy
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i slept with this white guy and the next time i saw his car this sticker was on it I AM CRYING RN
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not to sound snobby but i’m fluent in korean and i watched squid game with english subtitles and if you don’t understand korean you didn’t really watch the same show. translation was so bad. the dialogue was written so well and zero of it was preserved
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it’s so hard to bring up kate middleton to my non online friends cuz they will be like i’m sorry i just dgaf about the british royal family and im like I KNOOOOWW ME NEITHER LISTEN YOU FOOL!!
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i told my son this once when he was like 5 and years later i told him about a sad thing that happened to me when i was a kid and he said “i was there” and i was like what and he said “i was there as an egg” 😩😩
every time i think about the fact that women are born with all the eggs they'll carry in their lifetime, which means i have never been apart from my mother, ever. makes me wanna cry and vomit and disappear into thin air
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i wore traditional korean clothes to the stop asian hate protest and as soon as i got there a white guy took a pic of me. he’s going to win some sort of journalism prize isn’t he
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i’m my head i like to think the reason irish people are always on the right side of history is that they were the first victims of the genocidal british empire and ever since they just chose whatever side the brits weren’t on and by default that’s always the right side of history
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every rich person in nyc: *takes 20mg adderall, one klonopin, one cold brew, hits weed vape 20x a day, has half a bottle of wine with lunch, smokes a blunt, takes K and drinks one bottle of wine at dinner*
also every rich person in nyc: i hate seeing drug addicts on the street
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when people say their favorite holiday is thanksgiving what the hell is going on there
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this is so nuts there are a bunch of women getting punched in the face in nyc rn all over tiktok. i don’t know if it’s all the same guy some of the stories seem slightly different but some of them seem similar
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grimes has the energy of the coolest goth girl who works at hot topic but she’s secretly dating the regional manager who is 55 married and republican and you’re like is it because he’s rich? and she’s like no i’m an anti-capitalist! but then you see her with a new coach purse
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it’s so hard being fucking asian my god my delivery man was an old chinese grandpa and he brought my food up and tried to took down my garbage for me for some reason and then he had a handwritten note saying please rate 5 stars. and now i’m sobbing holding my stupid food
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ok i made this really fast so it’s not very good but these are the small examples i could find in ten mins
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not osama bin laden being uncancelled for one day and then recancelled after the gen z found out he was a nepo baby
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he was like i’m sorry i know you try so hard but it’s so bad between sobs 😩😩 why does he have to roast me even when crying lol
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every person ive slept with lives in the room that is 200 dollars cheaper than their roommate’s
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crying cuz he said his mom just died and then my son started crying and then i was trying to make him feel better so i said well at least you won’t be sad when i die cuz you hate my cooking so much and then he started crying harder and said he’s sorry he hates my cooking 😩😂😭
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i dont date white men because i just dont know enough about japanese culture
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you know being royal isn’t a real job cuz 4 people can just stop working and nothing happens. if 4 people stopped working at the mcdonald’s drive thru that shit would go up in flames
Camilla is now taking a break. Which mean out of the four most senior royals, none are working full time.
What is going on?
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everyone’s speculating on why kate middleton and king charles are out of the public eye i think the answer is obvious ..they got freaky fridayed
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fETusEs aRE bAbiEs bro if you saw a fetus in the wild you would scream and spray it with raid
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i deleted this yesterday because i felt weird but i think the message is important. kids understand social dynamics i think
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everyones complaining about how men don’t go to therapy but have you met a man who goes to therapy cuz they are still like .. that
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some man online told me i looked 40 as an insult because he thought i was in my 20s and he thought saying i looked 40 would hurt my feelings but i am actually 40 so it’s actually a compliment cuz it reveals he truthfully thought i looked 25. do y’all know what i mean
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i had to talk to a lawyer to publish my memoir and she asked if there was a chance my parents could sue so i called my mom and she said 미첬어?? koreans don’t sue!! then i told her i wrote about her calling me fat as a kid and she said good they need to know korean moms are mean!
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remember in the 90s a bunch of standup comedians were doing that joke “i’m not racist i hate everybody equally” and then it turned out they were all racist
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the super power i have is i can always tell if someone is mad at me. so far it’s been every single person i’ve ever met in my entire life.
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thought i was doing ok but started getting tarot card readings on my fyp again
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also hate speech laws are an american laws so they ripped the letter up ON CAMERA LOLLL i can’t believe the israel ambassador to korea doesn’t know how to speak korean and is not familiar with korean law
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i want to produce a reality show called “poor cosplay” where a bunch of queer cool kids live in a house in bushwick and the premise is one is a rich kid cosplaying as poor and everyone has to figure out who it is but the twist at the end is it’s all of them
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also i want to point out that the reason this happens is because translation work is not respected and also the sheer volume of content. translators are underpaid and overworked and it’s not their fault. it’s the fault of producers who don’t appreciate the art
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the fact that billionaires don’t pay taxes and we do which go into supporting a genocide that will ultimately financially benefit a lot of billionaires who will not be paying taxes on their profits is sort of fucking with me right now
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i’ve had one abortion and one child and i don’t regret either but i will say i have never hid in the bathroom because my abortion wouldn’t stop talking about bulldozers
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imagine going to an italian restaurant and only eating the bolognese sauce and being like why is it salty lol i’m crying it’s so embarrassing why do they do that
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they really thought they could bully koreans by being like we’re gonna tell our daddy america and koreans were like watch me rip this shit up in your face bitch lol
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i love when directors include an uncut 9 minute scene of a white woman doing an acting exercise straight into the camera. peak art
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day 16 with my parents i truly cannot believe i made it out of my childhood alive
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one part of asian women being fetishized by white men that no one ever talks about is how white women internalize that and hate on asian women because they feel threatened. so many ww have said really disturbing things to me on this topic. white women hate asian women a lot too
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obviously there’s nothing wrong with being a nanny but there’s something so sinister about how yt people say this shit on purpose fully knowing it’s not true and what that implies
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i deleted this but i’m literally sitting in the dark laughing at my own joke
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once i took my mom to a 3 michelin star french restaurant in paris and there were like 30 courses of tiny food and my mom said “wow the french are so talented. how could they make so many dishes that all taste bad” i laugh about this everyday
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then the news anchor was like THESE ARE REAL NEW YORKERS THEY DGAF my dude we are living in poverty
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she refuses to be in any situation where someone is suffering more than her
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idgaf if you support israel or whatever you can’t tell me it’s utterly unprofessional to be the mfing ambassador to a country and not know it’s language or the laws bitch come on.
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my mom sent me a pic of me from middle school looking busted and then for absolutely no reason included a pic of her looking amazing
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then later she saw a woman picking up trash on the beach and she was like wow that’s so selfless of her and she started following her around picking up garbage too and she said “what are you doing? i work at the bed and breakfast this is my job.” 😂
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me: is it going to be an all white space?
them: yes but we all identify as queer !! and so your question is actually homophobic
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but that’s my emotional support LOL at the end of every sentence
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being biracial is wild yesterday an asian person told me to stfu about asian issues online because i’m white passing and just now someone asked me what country i’m from and why my english is so good like which one is it my god
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obviously it’s respectful as well but i just hate when people turn everything we do into this humorless stereotype that we just honor our elders and humble ourselves etc. koreans are funny and we make fun of ourselves and our own culture too just like everyone else
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fyi even if it has meat in it a lot of asian dishes treat meat as something to be eaten with rice not as a “main” how europeans eat it. bulgogi is supposed to be eaten with rice and like?? can’t you tell by tasting it?? lol pleaseeeee stopppp
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some white guy i’m casually sleeping with just messaged me i’m sorry and i understand if you never want to see me again lol like did you do it bro??? 😂 wtf
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i want to make one more point before muting this.. how stupid is it that in this country the media run by and large by white people get to criticize art? they don’t even know what we are saying. this is language but same goes for food art music etc…
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i want to do a scene breakdown on tiktok to show you what they could’ve translated to i might work on it today just so you can see what i mean and see what you missed. such a shame. translation is extremely important.
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number of white guys at the anti asian hate rally is extremely small compared to the number of white guys with asian girlfriends i see whenever i’m at a brunch restaurant
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wow the responses to this thread proving americans do not know the difference between chinese japanese OR vietnamese people.. why would you openly admit to being a fucking dumbass
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i just walked into h mart and heard an asian woman tell her white boyfriend “or do you just want to get the trader joes version because it’s easier to figure out on your own?” girl i just got here 😩😩i wasn’t ready my mouth was open
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becoming an adult is going from “i’m too stupid to understand politics” to realizing the stupidest mfing losers on this planet are politicians
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ok so i grew up in korea and a lot of people might not know this but whenever there was a new hit in america koreans would make a knockoff korean version to look EXACTLY like them and sing the EXACT songs but in korean the same week. as a kid i always wondered how they didn’t get
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whenever i go into a korean grocery store and see that they have japanese miso or dragon fruit or ube ice cream i am like.. omg how many white people came in here and terrorized them for not having this ingredient before they gave up and had to start selling other asian staples
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everyday i am more and more convinced transphobic hysteria is all just a cover for actual abusers who want their victims to not have access to safety
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i read somewhere they did a study on happiest people in the world and one of the markers were people who didn’t culturally have an awareness of arbitrary markers of time and it’s really helped me mentally. it’s not 2022. it’s morning. i’m not 37. i’m medium young. happy about it
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*extremely i drove here in my mercedes voice* wow you’ve really been neglecting your health
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if you’re asian you will go home one day and your mom will have large purple eyebrows tattooed on her forehead and you have to like pretend you don’t notice and just eat your rice
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then after thinking about it for a minute she said that’s good you said i called you fat because other koreans will read that and relate to you so you can sell more books!! lol
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every asian person has a story where they used another asian persons ID when they were underaged to drink and i love that for us .. like we’re taking advantage of your dumb racist ass to do crime
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can’t believe this is happening to two celebrities at the same time
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this is a joke and i don’t want to discount the work of irish politicians i just think it’s so funny to imagine the irish government being like just do whatever the brits aren’t doing cuz they suck so much ass and then they’re right every single time lol
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i feel bad for anyone who’s favorite drink was negroni sbagliato before this thing happened because YOU KNOW it was their entire personality and now people are ordering it at the applebees in duluth
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the guy who called james corden out is the same guy who got canceled for defending ghislaine maxwell and woody allen and literally no one cares about this because that’s how much we all hate corden lol
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trying to figure out how to leave more tip through tears. i can’t handle this shit
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for the life of me i don’t understand fans of this grifter. she states women should marry young, have a bunch of kids, serve their husbands in every way, don’t go to college, don’t work. she has accomplished precisely 0% of her own goals. why is anyone following her?
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