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✊🏽🏳️‍🌈 Small business owner. Receipts provider 🧾 Movie live-tweeter. business inquiries: chris @notcapnamerica .com

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chris evans
4 years
“You obviously didn’t get my memo. Black?” “Oh I did but when a bunch of privileged white people get together dressed in white it’s like the KKK” 💀💀💀
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chris evans
2 years
More white women have spoken out about being traumatized by Will Smith slapping someone than yesterday’s mass murder of innocent Black grocery shoppers.
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chris evans
6 years
White people: watch the Starbucks arrest video. See the white folks arguing with the police and asking why two innocent black men were being arrested? THIS is how you use your privilege. Because if one of us had said something we’d get arrested too.
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chris evans
1 year
Now THIS is how you give a funny speech at an interracial wedding. Palette cleanser for that….other video
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chris evans
1 year
How do I sign my parents up for this tutorial?
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chris evans
4 years
He said he sold his ex a car for $5000, she claimed she bought it for $1225. JJ was about to rule in the defendant’s favor until he pulled out receipts 🧾 😂
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chris evans
7 months
Adele got security ALL THE WAY together
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chris evans
1 year
Handled that without breaking a sweat 😮
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chris evans
2 years
Why am I CRYING 😭
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chris evans
2 years
She met him in Italy and they’re getting married in a month. He’s still trying to learn English 😭
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chris evans
4 years
Is this what marriage is like for straight people? 🥴
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chris evans
6 months
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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chris evans
1 year
Zendaya really dragged that woman for filth. A moment.
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chris evans
2 years
Y'all this is trending under "sunscreen" -- I'M CRYING
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chris evans
3 years
I JUST FELL THE F*CK OUT
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chris evans
1 year
I told y’all leave these retail workers alone with the TikTok pranks 😭
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chris evans
1 year
Bro said “the whites killed a good man” 😭
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chris evans
1 year
Holy shit.
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chris evans
8 months
This video shows how the whole Alabama ferry brawl started. Brother man was doing his job telling these folks to move their boat so the ferry could dock. Privileged ass white people refused to move and then jumped him
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chris evans
2 months
This is what it’s like for one of the richest women in America. Imagine what it’s like for the average woman who has a stalker. Why do they keep letting him back out?
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Pop Crave
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Taylor Swift's stalker has been arrested for the third time in 5 days. He went back to Taylor's block immediately after leaving court for his previous arrest.
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chris evans
8 months
Not y’all already doing reenactments 😭
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chris evans
1 year
She DESTROYED this. Who is she? I’m crying 😭
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chris evans
2 years
Serious question about these types of videos — what do you think it’s communicating to the other little girls when their dad reacts like this? 🤔
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chris evans
2 years
Someone posted a TikTok of their child asking a question using the word penis & all these people were dragging the parents because “she shouldnt know that @ her age” Do yall know children have not been able to report molestation because they cant describe what happened to them?
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chris evans
1 year
I JUST FELL OFF MY BED AND SCREAMED
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chris evans
8 months
Who is she? 😭
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chris evans
5 years
Oh my God I felt this. I am crying. This is visceral.
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chris evans
1 year
She said take your ass back to sleep 😭
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chris evans
8 months
Are y’all okay? We have a nationwide teacher shortage and you’re upset a Black woman with a foot tattoo is just…standing in front of her whiteboard?
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chris evans
8 months
I don’t know what she charged for this — but it wasn’t enough
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chris evans
2 years
White people would literally be having a nervous breakdown after living one day as a Black person.
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chris evans
8 months
The white walkers will really call the police for ANYTHING 🥴
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chris evans
1 year
BREAKING: 5'2 CANADIAN RAPPER TORY LANEZ HAS BEEN CONVICTED ON ALL CHARGES FOR SHOOTING MEGAN THEE STALLION
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chris evans
1 year
Fucked around, found out. 🤭
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chris evans
8 months
Fun Fact: After the Wayans Brothers created the Scary Movie franchise that grossed $420M. They didn’t want to pay them for the third film so the Weinsteins snatched the movie and continued the other films without them. They didn’t even find out they weren’t a part of it until…
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chris evans
9 months
Charles Barkley: “If you’re gay, bless you if you’re trans, bless you. If you have a problem with that - F*CK YOU!”
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chris evans
1 year
They’re so triggered in the comments 🤭
@chelseahandler
Chelsea Handler
1 year
Just another day.
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chris evans
2 months
This is not normal
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chris evans
8 months
Those white people on the Alabama dock are now begging folks on Facebook not to cancel them cause they own a mini-mart and don’t want to lose business
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chris evans
2 years
They be getting so mad when you don’t take food or money 😭
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chris evans
9 months
This was the THIRD person to come harass him about fishing in a lake in his own neighborhood. Why can’t we just be left alone?
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chris evans
25 days
Y’all wanna see a dead body?
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chris evans
9 months
Not the wig removal!
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chris evans
2 years
Whew. The children of the chalk better start moisturizing
@BurnerRoyalty
My Royalty Account
2 years
Meghan is the oldest person in this photo.
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chris evans
1 year
That 100 pt font gonna get these racist boomers everytime.
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chris evans
7 months
You can see the exact moment where her brain short circuits
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chris evans
5 months
A Black woman in Mississippi reported her son missing and went 7 months with police telling her they couldn’t find him. She sent them photos, begged for updates, and implored them to put his story on the news. It turns out they knew where he was all along. An hour after he…
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chris evans
8 months
This lady murdered her own children, buried them in her boyfriend’s backyard, had her brother kill her ex-husband, and spent years getting away with it because she’s a blonde suburban white woman. Rot underneath the jail, bitch.
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@ABC7
ABC7 Eyewitness News
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#BREAKING Idaho mom Lori Vallow Daybell sentenced to life without parole in deaths of 2 kids, romantic rival
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chris evans
8 months
Not y’all calling for Sandra Bullock’s Oscar to be revoked. It ain’t her fault the real life people were exploitative scammers and thieves.
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chris evans
1 year
You know he sat in that squad car FUMING!
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chris evans
2 years
This brother hit every note on the scale without even saying a word 😳😂👏🏽
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chris evans
1 year
The way he kept yelling for Loretta 😭
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chris evans
4 years
Christian Cooper, whom Amy Cooper tried to get killed by the police, is a Harvard graduate, a former Marvel Comics editor and now the senior biomedical editor at Health Science Communications I need the “progressive” left to stop pretending income equality will solve racism.
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chris evans
1 year
Omg 😳 If I got dragged by an actual descendant of Emmett Till I would delete all my accounts and go into witness protection
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chris evans
4 years
I....and I mean this seriously....hate it here. 😳
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chris evans
2 years
Who thought this was a good photo op?
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chris evans
8 months
Greg Abbott has imitated a hostile takeover of the local school district in Houston, TX — taking control away from the local school board so that it’s now run by the state. Parent and activist Lauren Ashley read the superintendent for FILTH
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chris evans
4 years
The Animal Rescue has taken possession of Amy Cooper’s dog.
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chris evans
7 months
Black people’s nature commentary is unmatched 😭
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chris evans
1 year
I was today years old when I realized the top shelf in the dishwasher can be lowered 😳
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chris evans
1 year
He added Missy to it. These lil kids are SLAYING
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Boochie Da Sleeze
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why is this Matilda Musical choreography EATING like this?
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chris evans
8 months
What commandment was he following when he yelled “kill the nigger” at Black children he chased with his biker gang while they were innocently walking home from school? What Bible verse told him to brutally assault an Asian man while calling him “a Vietnam fucking shit” —…
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Censored Men
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Mark Wahlberg is a rare actor that promotes religious values instead of satanism. Respect 🫡
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chris evans
7 months
Alabama students yelling “go back to the projects, faggots!” to Black Texas players
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chris evans
4 months
I know they got the HOA in shambles 💀
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chris evans
2 years
I'M SCREAMING. Karen tried walking up on Denzel and he said AHT AHT. 💀
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chris evans
8 months
Me wine-drunk putting on a private show for my cat at 3 AM
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chris evans
2 months
Why are yall incapable of leaving the house without your damn dog?
@GeorgieHeath27
Georgie Heath🎙️
2 months
Dog friendly cinema screenings are the way to spend a rainy Sunday 🐶🎬🍿
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chris evans
3 years
They got his ass, y’all.
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chris evans
1 year
Why do Trump supporters make supporting Trump their entire identity? Like, I voted for Biden and then moved on with my life.
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chris evans
10 months
Ajike Owens’ children were playing in a field near an apartment complex when a white woman yelled racial slurs at them and said to get off her land. The children left behind an iPad which she stole. When one of the children came back to retrieve it she threw it at him and hit…
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chris evans
6 months
I remember reading The Diary of Anne Frank and Hiroshima in school. They made me feel uncomfortable because that’s a normal human response to seeing people suffer. The idea that white children are entitled to be shielded from facts in order to avoid “discomfort” is laughable.
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philip lewis
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A teacher in South Carolina was reported by her students for teaching Ta-Nehisi Coates’s “Between the World and Me.” The students explained that the book made them ashamed to be White, violating a clause forbidding teachers from making students “feel discomfort, guilt, anguish,…
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chris evans
8 months
Sandra Bullock chokes up talking about her adopted children who are Black: “I think about hundreds and hundreds of years of women never being able to relax into motherhood. [Black mothers] have to worry about their children in a way we white women do not.”
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chris evans
1 year
Do white people just spend all day coming up with shit to be angry about? Don’t y’all have any real life problems?
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Courtney
1 year
“OurTone?” Really? Woke bandages: #ThisIs2023
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chris evans
3 months
The way he ate him TF up 😭
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chris evans
4 years
. @Costco please give Tison a raise.
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chris evans
2 months
Couldn’t nobody tell her nothing the rest of the day
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chris evans
1 year
I would’ve grabbed my passport and left the United States 😭
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chris evans
9 months
Okay, and?
@PageSix
Page Six
9 months
Barack Obama taps Michelle’s butt during family vacation in Greece
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chris evans
1 year
Jamaicans please help me off the floor — I cannot breathe 😭
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chris evans
1 year
What did I just watch? 😳
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chris evans
1 year
I’m confused. What did he say that was wrong?
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Kimberly Klacik
1 year
Baltimore City Mayor’s response to a 7 year old being shot & killed. Yes, this is actually the Mayor. Unbelievable.
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chris evans
2 months
Yes, slave owners raped their slaves. This isn’t the own you think it is, dummy
@Liz_Wheeler
Liz Wheeler
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This is HILARIOUS. The View host Sunny Hostin who wants to force YOU to pay slavery reparations, finds out she’s the descendant of slave-owners. Gonna be giving away all your millions now, Sunny? 😂
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chris evans
8 months
STOP!!! PLS 😭
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chris evans
5 years
Well damn. Nancy just dragged the FUCK out of that reporter. 😳 Are there any follicles left on her scalp?
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chris evans
2 years
Promotion and raise for this Queen 🤣
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chris evans
1 year
So this is why people be making 30 minute long YouTube videos that could’ve been 5 minutes
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chris evans
9 months
Not the Mexicans said come outside ain’t nobody gonna jump you 💀😭
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chris evans
5 months
We absolutely do and that’s why we don’t have kids.
@anothercohen
Alex Cohen
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I don’t think people without kids understand just how much free time they have
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chris evans
2 years
He got Karen’s ass all the way together. Don’t fuck with a man in denim shorts and New Balances 😂
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chris evans
2 months
I want to know why this vaccine induced affliction only seems to affect conservative white women?
@Faketriots
Faketriots Watch
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[Vaccine Misinformation / Doing the Vaccines Fake Injury Dance 💃🕺] This woman gets out of bed while being a cricket, and becomes a windsock really fast. Jokes aside. This is definitely not from the vaccine and I love how it switched from one leg to the other quick.…
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chris evans
2 years
When she tapped on the window with the nails I fell OUT 🤣
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chris evans
9 months
My mans in the back was fighting for his LIFE, chile 😭
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chris evans
5 years
Omg sis at the end dragged the fuck outta Becky 💀😂👏🏽
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chris evans
2 months
I’m calling for a complete and total shutdown on white males in the United States until we can figure out what the hell is going on
@BNONews
BNO News
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Police searching for two 16-year-old Wyoming boys believed to have stolen a car and guns. They told a friend they were going to Texas to 'shoot up a preschool'
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chris evans
2 years
Omg the way Ray Charles read Elvis for FILTH! 😭💀😩
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chris evans
1 year
Virginia McLaurin has passed away at the age of 113 🕊️
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