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airplane, oil & gas lawyer, currently in France, Mets fan (why!?), I used to write and research for John McLaughlin, ISSUE ONE....

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Just a reminder that in a second civil war, you will lose and no you can't just "sit home and be left alone", the entire point of a "war" is that you have no choice
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@LPNational Lol show me you’re just a maga Republican without telling me you’re just a maga Republican
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@neontaster @sebastianbach It's not even a constitutional violation when Police lie to you during an investigation!
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@russophileLs “Made up thing that sounds scary” “See! Look what they’re doing!”
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@fiImgal Jesus. I once spoke to a legal aid guy who represented a hoooooorible murder rape defendant who was totally guilty. He gave the best and easiest answer: everyone is entitled to a defense and for due process. Seriously. It's that simple.
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@ACABylonBee You missed the best part. “Her gender identity is not important”. Which is funny bc the issue has solely been abt the drag queen part
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@RichardHanania Also Hey I know another way deaths could have been avoided… russia could have not invaded
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@scary_biscuits Spoke to a Czech friend who put it best: everyone loves the brits until they talk to them and they realize they’re assholes; everyone thinks Americans are assholes and then realize they’re awesome Bc they spend money and actually try local things / languages
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@scottlincicome Lol, I just want to note that their ad campaign is "the best croissant from Paris"
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@Carrenimfa I live in France. I can show you a video or ppl in the subway or at a department store doing the same shit with masks. Guess what. There’s no goddamn difference. Ppl just have masks on and aren’t massive babies abt it
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@julie_kelly2 I mean it's easier to explain it to you: it's a legal standard that applies to everyone at this stage in a case when they make this type of motion
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@joelgombiner @BlueRepublik It’s less an alternative than something with no proof. There’s zero American oil companies in Iraq to this day
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@meakoopa Last week I read an article about how King Charles III's divorce may make his reign unconstitutional and makes a stain on a church/royalty founded on the sanctity of marriage, and I nearly spat out my coffee
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@Bodhishevik I prefer this picture of "access to indoor electricity"
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@hholdenthorp @Magda_Skipper "Because I know the science, you cant disagree with my political beliefs as well" -- quite a statement there...
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@CoriLynn77 @Vyan1 There’s like 30 videos of what happened both from security footage and individual rioters. She banged on a window and then jumped thru it to where congressmen were during an active threat situation wherein no one knew if she was armed
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@fiImgal Clarificarion: my point is that her answer is super bad. Like everyone is entitled to a defense. You don't have to "beleive" in your client
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@AdamGibson112 @Dstokers @jaketropolis @capybaroness They literally had him kidnapped by a helicopter. There were initially statements and rumors they were going to make a movie with him. I think the collapse in viewership put an end to that. AMC really thought this would be some sort of tv version of the MCU
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@joelgombiner @BlueRepublik Which is why the invasion of iraq we gave all the oil contracts to russia and Malaysia state owned oil companies, makes sense
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@bad_histories Is… is… he just… saying the white people are the nazis? Because if we’re going to go there the treaty of Versailles lead to the Nazis.
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@neontaster Setting aside Ye for a second, I think we're all missing the fact that Trump decided to spend Thanksgiving with Ye (in peak anti-semitic mode) and Nick "yup I'm a racist" Fuentes. Trump is declaring: "this is going to be what my second term would be like & to whom I will appeal"
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@BadMedicalTakes @RyanMarino It only takes minutes after being told that the thing he was licking for the past 20 minutes was fentanyl!
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@jbouie I love thé attempt at excluding liberal cities but he couldn’t figure out how to do it in texas. Also hahaha wisconsin.
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@EricGreitens Are you guys training with the Uvalde police? They also liked to dress up like that
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@mpopv Oh your friends will find that these tokens are quite fungible…
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@russophileLs "Mossad runs CIA", is it just me or are these conspiracies just getting more lazy? Like put some effort into that one. It needs at least 2 more steps or features
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@DavidWright_7 Peter Thiel talking abt republican failures in the last cycle:
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Just a reminder that Robin Williams’s character was completely wrong in this movie and the only reason you don’t think that is bc it’s Robin Williams, who in reality you would follow
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dead poets society (1989)
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@datnofact It is true that prior to this all women in every video game ever was hypersexualized, I mean look at the original Samus, it leaves nothing to the imagination!
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@ASovietOnion I live in France, they openly state how annoying it is how crappy French tv culture is and how superior America's is. Like literally everywhere in the world they understand a difference bn the govt that they dont like and the ppl who they all think is pretty cool
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@bendreyfuss Attacks on him always feel like the Bolsheviks going after the Mensheviks. Like, Trump is bad, but Jesse Singal is worse bc he only agrees with "us" 90% of the time thus his criticisms actually have a point, because they're well thought out
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@mousterpiece Lost was so frustrating bc it’s great moments were just… some of the best stuff on tv. Also, remember when Westworld tried to copy this in season 2
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@AGHamilton29 It’s also hilarious bc of the report on the tv. Just standard golf story.
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@mtaibbi @branmjohn I know, I am contractually obliged to use social media... without being able to see their memes, how will I feed my family. It's more dangerous than the state which can lock me in a dungeon and take all of my money, those are jokes compared to twitter's power
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@DrRobHartzler @NateSilver538 I live in France. We needed permission slips to leave the house. In the Netherlands, they banned sex for ppl not in couples or something. So please spare us this victim shit
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@MattGertz The minions are just good old fashioned family fun... with the right kind of crossdressing
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@RaceplayShawty lol, so I'm just going to assume they glossed over Gangs of New York...
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@emmajthatcher_ Lived in both places and basically Washington, DC feels like all the big projects in Paris, but without the personal touches (i.e., cafes). Like you cant go near the Eiffel Tower, Concord, or big tourist stuff bc there's nothing there... that's DC, but without the Marais etc
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@JFrankensteiner There is also the story of how when he was nominated for an oscar (maybe just the movie, not him), he was just at a bar watching the oscars on mute
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@PopulismUpdates I know it's because of the resolution on the picture, but it looks like it's the USA and Brazil on one side
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@MsAmyLewis @JonahDispatch Anti vaxers: “do your own research” Normal person: looks up examples cited by anti vaxed Anti vaxer: “NO NOT LIKE THAT!”
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@amirtibon @HawleyMO If Israel is facing an existential threat, wait til he hears what Ukraine is facing!
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@Thatoneguy64 Honestly, get actual Daniel Craig to do that with them and it would literally be the best use of his character. (Running joke that that Rob mchelenny is annoyed that there is another gay guy there and spends the whole episode trying to accuse him of faking it)
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@bradheath @Popehat @kellyesorelle I had a stupid friend who was a lawyer, another friend commented "how could she be a lawyer, arent there standards!" and I was like, buddy, you have no idea how low the bar (ha) is to be a lawyer.
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@russophileLs He almost gets it
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@fellawhomstdve I did but google keeps sending me to the Russian Nazi army group instead
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Me sighing and throwing out my Libertarian t-shirt for a neolib hat
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From The Magazine: Whereas democratic socialists might put a rose emoji in their Twitter bios and advocate for Medicare-for-all, neoliberals identify themselves with a globe emoji and support free trade, liberalized immigration and the “YIMBY” movement.
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@mtracey Slava and it’s various iterations are like “go (insert name)”. Here’s a Czech soccer team “slavia Prague”. It’s like “forza azzuri” in Italian for “go team”
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@PopulismUpdates Also, yeah, I doubt anyone is the first to say that in the Rotunda, if you think that, you underestimate just what went down in the capitol building from 1960 to 1980
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@daveweigel "chatGPT is just making it easier", hahaha, you literally dont even have to change a word, you can just swap in "the computer" "the internet" "movable type" "Gutenberg Press" and this "critique" transverses time itself
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@bad_histories One of my fav things about ppl who point at Dresden as evidence of American evil: Americans have been openly talking about how bad that and all similar acts are. It's an open debate, one of the greatest literature books on Dresden is required reading in HS (Slaughterhoue 5)
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@piper4missouri I also love the framing "it has always been legal"... uh... when you pass a law, you are affirmatively changing what is legal
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@AGHamilton29 Gee I wonder why this March, which is totally not antisemitic, has chosen to March in this specific residential area, for totally not antisemitic reasons... #sarcasm !
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Prepared for “Obi Wan” by watching the prequel movies in their appropriate order: Trainspotting, black hawk down, and the Island
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@bolHcole @neontaster @AdinHaykin1 "person kills someone on sidewalk for standing there" "they deserve it!" "she was pregnant" "oh that changes everything!" Dude, thanks for reminding us you dont want peace, you want dead Israelis
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@Ruby_Stevens This is such a weird take given that pornography is only readily available in "Neoliberal" countries whereas in all other systems, it's one of the first things regulated
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@MattZeitlin It's super hilarious when people realize just how much richer citizens of the US are. Like even if you add in social payments and stuff. There's just no comparison. "But healthcare costs!" -- Yeah, I also get bills in France, yes they're lower, but so is my salary!
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@MollyJongFast Those Italians and us here in France are fully committed too
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@LCJReviews In 10 years there's going to be so many ppl saying.... "oh god, that's right they made a 4th one, I forgot about that"
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@MatthewDownhour @RepGosar Yes, unsurprisingly person being attacked did not agree to give his attacker a reprieve
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@katrosenfield I hate stuff like this, because it boils down to "the left better give up it's entire agenda and change all of it's political beliefs, that's our simple demand" Yeah Trousseau sucks, but these are ppl just demanding that "their guys" be in power, it's not even about mandates
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@russophileLs Real imperialism only come from the imperial region of France
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@ErrataRob Yes all this. But in practical terms: when asked to give them back, pence and biden said yes. Trump said "no. You're going to have to force me"
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@danielleloucamp What if he was the one who was slapped in the face by will smith. Think abt it!
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@charlescwcooke It’s so weird to talk to ppl inside the maga sphere who don’t get how much ppl dislike Trump. “But Biden…” no one cares. Biden is a conventionally bad politician. Trump is unacceptable to normal folk and this election is going to be so bad for the Rs
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@LPNH Yeah. Muting time. Literally have no interest in this party anymore
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@ryangrim Russia: "WE ARE GOING TO NUKE THE WORLD!" US: maybe dont do that, we are going to make a minimal effort to stop you from doing that Ryan Grim: OH MY GOD THE US ARE WARMONGERS!
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@memberofagang @capybaroness The zombie genre can be more flexible but the real problem was that they kept finding the same bad guy “normal guy becomes a tyrannical dictator but it’s somehow different this time!”
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@bad_histories The more i look at this. The more insane it is. Like Czechoslovakia-Hungary. So habsburgs? But then Algeria is Spanish and Italian then lebensraum poland?? What is going on?? They couldn’t pick one tankie position so they took half of a dozen ones??
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@willchamberlain 1. The complete neutering of a strategic rival 2. Much like the UK, the money was in the form of leases that were (UK) or will be paid payback (Ukraine is already dealing with financing issues)
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@Popehat @GovMikeHuckabee @seanhannity @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump @POTUS making him head of the 2024 campaign is like when I used to play video games with my younger cousins. I'd give them a disconnected controller and tell them they were helping!
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@msolurin This is always my first thought. I'll see the merit of someone arguing "it's about illegal immigration" when THERE IS AN ACTUAL PROCESS FOR LEGAL IMMIGRATION.
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@mattyglesias @a_centrism @ggreenwald He’s for peace! “How do you define peace?” “Negotiation” “But russia is demanding surrender?” “Uh……underpants… profit”
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@JHWeissmann I'm still getting notifications from my glib response. Ppl saying "oh no we have to give up netflix".... like no you need to give up all forms of recreation to shovel sh*t
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@scottlincicome John Stuart Mill starts screaming from a muffled coffin: "OPPORTUNITY COST!!" The cost (both in money and resources) of individual Americans farming as opposed to pooling those actions to the most efficient ppl and places would be unthinkably high!
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@DannyDrinksWine Meanwhile: “Every film about war ends up being pro-war,” Francois Truffaut
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@ericdchristen @KevinMKruse Person: I am a Nazi Him: he is a Nazi You:
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@ESPNFC Apparently he’s now a health..... hazard.
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@NikaMelkozerova I mean it is Russia, it is plausible that it blew up by itself
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@lxeagle17 It's funny bc in the end 1/6 and the post election stuff proved, that actually the worst version of the Trump criticism was not an exaggeration, it actually was right!
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@faceyouhate I saw someone call Wes Anderson "lazy". He literally mapped out in minute detail a sequence where a guy delivers a coke in that movie. Nothing in that movie is lazy
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@EliLake But… your position is based entirely on what ppl are saying abt trump. Like you’re literally not holding an independent thought. It IS unthinking. “They’re making me do XYZ”. No they’re not. You can say they’re bad. But your position is entirely “they’re for X so I’m for Y”
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I’m always amazed at the joy in @LexG_III ‘s podcast. Like even when he’s mocking movies it’s like “he’s his movie was horrible. I’m so happy I saw it. You should watch it too bc it’s stupid fun”
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@ebruenig It’s going to be hilarious seeing all the manly men scream abt her when they’ve all talked abt how pitching in baseball is 90% mental and you have off days
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@AlanRMacLeod So you’re saying they didn’t make those billion dollar fully functional aircraft carriers themselves?????
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@douglasritz @nexta_tv Can we stop with this? We already had this debate 2 years ago. Here's Churchill meeting Eisenhower. It's basically diplomatic protocol that when you are fully at war you dont wear formal attire
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@BrettThousand I love how he’s just like… eating nuts. Like a normal old dude
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@fiImgal Chris Pine: permanent MVP of all film festivals after that day
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@PatrickRuffini @RadioFreeTom Yes but maybe, and this is crazy, we should not vote for someone who basically says he will ignore the constitution. If I have a nanny cam, I'm not going to hire a child abuser bc she's just going to get caught anyway.
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@Bencjacobs Honestly, the idea of Joe Biden doing cocaine both make him cooler and it's also just... not believable
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@Noahpinion Call my crazy, but maybe protestors shouldnt do things that ONLY get people pissed off and turned against you? I get that protests are abt interrupting society to raise awareness, but everyone is aware of this issue! "Attention" is only part of the point of a protest
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@rochowanski You know it's going to be good when the author starts by explaining how he's going to be taken out of context (This is literally a warning label that he's going to object to accurate quotes from his own article)
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@russophileLs I love so much about this "how is it honorable if all he did was build up weapons"... Build up weapons for what??? It's own national defense bc Russia was already going to invade?????
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@fellawhomstdve I mean the set design for lots of MCU stuff looks just fantastic
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@ElieNYC @adamliptak Except it’s also a statement from sotomayor
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@josh_hammer Lol, "Putin is wrong but I need to find a way to turn this into a domestic issue to own the libs"
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@benshapiro It’s true. Once the circumstances changed and we did the research. One of grifters who tried to be the person saying “first” on those issues got to be the guy who says “see I said it first!”
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@benshapiro Dude, they gave a tik tok star a beer. It wasn't an ad campaign, they didn't pay them. And it's just friggin beer-flavored water. You're literally crying bc someone you dont like drank a beer you probably dont drink
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@MaryVinnied You’re one of those rare ppl who “understands how the law works”
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@GreatCompromisr @robkhenderson Supervision officers generally don’t have discretion. Their entire role is to just say “did not show up to work. Issue bench warrant”. They’re not judges. They generally don’t get to examine a situation and make a judgement call
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