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BILL RYAN
7 days
New, and exclusive to paid subscribers, anoter Reading Project Post, this time on SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES by Ray Bradbury, and THE HISTORY OF LUMINOUS MOTION by Scott Bradfield (includes obscure WAITING FOR GUFFMAN reference).
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At the Other Place, there's a prompt asking you to name the "easiest 5/5 stars you've ever given a movie." I had the spicy idea to choose a movie than not only did I not think was very good, but its general reputation was quite bad! I immediately became filled with self-disgust.
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first time with the miniseries.
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BILL RYAN
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i was just scrolling through Netflix. you're telling me there's a movie where a *hitman* has a *bodyguard*??.
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BILL RYAN
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THE TRIP TO ITALY miniseries isn't as good as THE TRIP, but it's very good. Its biggest overreach is expecting us to think Rob Brydon would be cast as an Italian mob accountant in a Michael Mann film.
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It's honestly been a long road getting here with these two. Very little fighting, thankfully, but lots of wariness and hiding. This is a very relaxing thing to see early in the morning.
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BILL RYAN
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Which kid from The Simpsons (not just including the family) will grow up to have the happiest adulthood? This is an important question.
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BILL RYAN
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i just ate the best chicken wings omg you guys.
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lol
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BILL RYAN
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absolutely ridiculous nutrition information on this box of popsicles. there are four in a carton, so a serving size is ALL FOUR popsicles. maybe do a little bit more of the math for us, guy at Yasso popsicles. and another thing, what's the deal with the DMV and airplane food?
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BILL RYAN
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nerds claiming (against all evidence) that BACK TO THE FUTURE has a perfect screenplay is one of the inciting incidents that led to our culture being in the state it's in today
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BILL RYAN
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happy 4th of july
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BILL RYAN
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okay but not a day goes by that I don't think about THE BALLAD OF BUSTER SCRUGGS.
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This, from Matt Belloni’s latest, jumped out at me as well. The simple fact is that the streaming ghetto renders movies completely forgettable in a way that isn’t true for TV shows.
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BILL RYAN
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me reading your tweets.
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David Lynch directing Inland Empire
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BILL RYAN
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"Where do stand on Michael Buble'?"."His windpipe."
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BILL RYAN
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was watching a SISKEL & EBERT "worst of" episode where Ebert called the character Happy Gilmore a "sociopath." lol he's not a sociopath roflmao. he's a psychopath.
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BILL RYAN
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I think THE ODYSSEY looks neat!.
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BILL RYAN
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this was his best performance, the part he was born to play. RIP.
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No one has ever looked more like a murderer.
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