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i have a stomachache.... the honorable one on @LostBroadcasts, co-host of Get Cynical, film crit @lwlies @reverse_shot, i have met two capybaras in real life
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Joined October 2008
and here's the weekly post for paid subscribers! i've spent my vacation week occasionally checking in on a strange roku streaming channel called MovieHub. i think it is the future of entertainment. here are diary entries from its strange, troubled world
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Enter the troubled dreams of Roku City
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WE’RE BACK
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he’s funny here because you are accustomed to to the stoic ultra serious roles.
How have we settled for stoic, ultra serious Liam Neeson roles for decades when his comedic skills are genuinely hilarious.
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credit to him for correctly observing the way conservatives began orienting themselves around pedophile conspiracies in roughly this time period but it's honestly too peripheral and he clumsily tries to combine it with metoo stuff? just a very strange fumble.
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one major whiff in eddington imo is the way trump exists so far at the fringes of everything going on. that there are no maga people in the town feels like a stretch. i think in general aster has a very uneven grasp on the conservative mind.
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Official Capybaroness Endorsed Festival 👇👇👇.
@capybaroness NOT to be confused with the Scandinavian horror film of the same name (dir. Mattias Skoglund) that will have its New York premiere at Scary Movies @FilmLinc next month.
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they played the most insanely wretched movie at amc scream unseen tonite and at a certain point the audience just uniformly without communicating decided to start laughing. i had a great time watching this pete davidson old people horror movie from the guy who made the purge.
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checking my watch and discovering to my horror that i was only an hour in and flashing back to when the exact same thing happened to me during midsommar. ari aster this is not even funny anymore i am COMING for you man.
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for those asking: i’m gonna see eddington for the substack tomorrow
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if Alien Earth was a streaming thing i would literally never think about it but the fact that it’s airing weekly on a normal network makes it sort of enticing…….
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RT @bogwitchbooks: Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
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just realized it probably runs way better on switch 2. .
The only reason I stopped playing Stardew Valley is that at some point in year 3 it just kept crashing before I could finish a day. If they ever fix that bug I might go back in and never come out again.
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ahhh this explains so much about the look of the movie to me. not just the use of the volume but how close the camera is. almost every scene looks weirdly cramped like the action is being squeezed into a box.
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after WEEKS of media scolding about how he didn't take jewish voters """fears""" seriously enough, it turns out he won them outright. what a waste of everyone's time!.
At Hampton Synagogue this morning, Andrew Cuomo said he "didn't debunk" Mamdani enough. Cuomo added that Mamdani got "more than 50 percent" of the Jewish vote. "Those young people, the under-30 people, they are pro-Palestinian, and they don't consider it being anti-Israel."
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last remaining ari aster hater on this site, i feel like stannis holed up in storm’s end eating rats for a year.
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for those asking: i’m gonna see eddington for the substack tomorrow
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being a little bit washed at mario kart is sobering to say the least.
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you couldn't cut a cutscene like this today. they'd say "where are the ponderous sweeping tracking shots".
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people who really care about digital preservation know how to use yt-dlp.
I guess nobody is talking about this, but it is getting increasingly difficult to download videos from YouTube, which is a digital preservation nightmare.
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