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and I have a new podcast called The Lost Broadcasts! every month, we take a look at a forgotten mid-2000s tv show that tried to replicate the success of Lost. you can find us at
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this is actually a correct use of POV, because i am the one who believes that, looking at two people who do not
POV: You believe health care should be a right, not a privilege, in America.
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it's crazy how this guy wasn't even transgender he's the guy who got all the surgeries to look korean. "detransitioning" back to being white lol
PREORDER📕Detransition: A Memoir
“How one man's struggles with self-identity & detransition lays challenge to the very foundations of the gender ideology movement”
Simon & Schuster
Amazon
Barnes & Noble
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"this is all one shot" yeah they made it without a camera it's pretty easy
THIS IS ALL ONE SHOT. NO CUTS!
The shaky cam and horrible framing of bayverse action is OVER.
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fun fact those companies actually have to outbid each other for space on the remotes lol
I yearn to have the confidence of television manufacturers who assume all these content platforms will continue to exist
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whole theater yelling "it's da bat!" and shifting into idle attack animations every time pattinson is on screen
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a fun fact that i think a lot of people don't know is that the bechdel test is not a serious analytical framework but is in fact a joke from a comic strip
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just learned the series finale of the walking dead airs tonight, which will finally complete this incredibly funny and informative graph
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i love how discussingfilm is the only news outlet to use totally uncompromising language about this issue
Susan Sarandon has been dropped by her talent agency UTA after being vocal about the ongoing genocide happening in Palestine at a pro-Palestinian rally.
(Source: Deadline)
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imagine feeling the need to take the edge out of a show that aired on nickelodeon in 2005
Netflix's live-action "Avatar: The Last Airbender" series is toning down the sexism.
"We took out the element of how sexist [Sokka] was. I feel like there were a lot of moments in the original show that were iffy," says Kiawentiio (Katara).
“Yeah, totally,” adds Ian Ousley…
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he's overthinking it because of this dumb ten-movie limit. handcuffed to anxiety over his own legacy. very lame imo
Quentin Tarantino has decided ‘THE MOVIE CRITIC’ will no longer be his final film and has dropped the idea.
He is now back to thinking about what his final film could be.
(Source: Deadline)
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thinking about that thread from the game designer who was like "elden ring sucks because the only way to tell that i'm at low health is by looking at the health bar!" as i play god of war ragnarok and hear my companions shout "hey, you're on fire!" whenever i'm on fire
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thats what they put baron harkonnen in
does ANYONE know what the fuck this stuff that just leaked from my computer is???????
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we gotta do something about this attitude where anything serious and intellectual is for men and anything frothy and stupid is for women. do any other women actually find this empowering??
Does Oppenheimer's award season domination herald a troubling return to Hollywood’s macho ‘dad movie’ days?
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starring in a star wars movie is, historically, the worst thing that can happen to someone's career in film
it's wild how Daisy Ridley showed up with a powerhouse performance in THE FORCE AWAKENS, a sensitive and nuanced turn in THE LAST JEDI and then gave a great performance THE RISE OF SKYWALKER despite it being shit, and Hollywood has not given her one great thing to do since
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the """meta""" episode they do about the recasting will be the worst half-hour of television of all time
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i will never forget the commercial for this that featured hotel guests cheerfully pointing at chewbacca to rat him out to stormtroopers, who promptly arrest him
Disney World’s immersive Star Wars hotel will shut down in September
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i think better call saul should end with the reveal that the guy from breaking bad is actually a different saul. total coincidence
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really funny that the writers and actors guilds are on strike because, among other things, studios just really really really do not want to put on paper how many people actually watch streaming shows lol
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shoutout to the one person planning on stumbling out of killers of the flower moon at almost 5 in the morning
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cant believe the metrics on this are so low. this is probably the best video of all time
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tj miller is the subject of the actual most horrific sexual assault allegations of any metoo'd celebrity and it's bizarre to write this article as if it's possible for literally anyone ever to treat him unfairly
'Deadpool' actor T.J. Miller explained why he'll never work with costar Ryan Reynolds again: 'I think it's weird that he hates me.'
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finding it a profound struggle to nail down which movie this image could possibly be inspired by
This is what people who have only watched superhero movies think non-superhero movies are like apparently:
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"der wüstenplanet" be serious
DUNE poster from Germany, 1984. Artwork by John Berkey.
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when you decide your main character is gay between movies
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this part in madame web is almost certainly the hardest i've laughed at a movie in more than a year
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thanks mayor adams how tf am i supposed to get to work now.
🔥🚨BREAKING: The Jewish tunnels are being sealed.
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i cannot fucking believe this actually got made. jesus christ dude
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what the fuck is this show about
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god bless america
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zuckerberg's response here is ten million times more normal than asking someone at a party "what media do you like to consume?"
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sorry for multiple fantastic beasts tweets today but i just remembered that the katherine waterston character who was written out of the new movie after she spoke out about rowling is also the franchise's only jewish character lmfao
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texas chainsaw massacre canon is the most convoluted shit i've ever seen in my life
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they never get talked about in these terms but i think it's time to consider whether the recent disney live-action remakes are the worst movies of all time
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bottoms defenders we have gained a powerful ally
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how come the ppl who crow "animated movies aren't just for kids!!!" are never talking about like persepolis or bakshi movies and instead are making the point that it's good when 38 year olds watch nothing but disney channel shows
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find someone who looks at you the way Hideo Kojima looks at spaghetti.
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every time i watch it i forget the part in blair witch project where the blair witch leaves mysterious blue slime on one of their backpacks. why did she do that
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bit i loved in dune 2 is when paul consults with a vision of jamis for guidance and vision-jamis is just like "yeah man you need to become hitler immediately"
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so close! that is two shots
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(nintendo direct announcer voice) In This Town, Your Favorite Drink is.....Blood? Bloodborne is Heading To Nintendo Switch
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to me the funniest thing about the fantastic beasts movies being such disasters is that the window is closing on the break-the-glass emergency cursed child movie and daniel radcliffe has been very clear that he is not interested
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took my 13yo sister to moma over the summer and there was an installation that was just a room with a bunch of huge plain metal boxes and she said "i guess it was supposed to make you feel small" her understanding of art is literally lightyears ahead of "the curtain was blue" ppl
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one thing the batman really understands is that nothing is hotter than riding on a motorcycle next to a hot girl who is riding on a different motorcycle. so few movies take advantage of this fact
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pop quiz for film industry reporters. pictured here are four different men. only one of these men is solid snake. can you identify him
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this is the exact face i make when i'm sending a dumbass idiot tweet that i know my friends and loved ones will despise
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laughing so hard i cant breathe just thinking about where and how david lynch got 500 million dollars
David Lynch Launches $500 Million Transcendental Meditation World Peace Initiative
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mary elizabeth winstead is the most attractive actress on the planet and we need congressional investigations into why she doesn't get more work
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smartest glazer critic
‘The Zone of Interest’ — a Holocaust movie without Jews – Read more from Peter Rutland here:
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movies are insane dude
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post-breaking bad amc was home to some of the fakest shows in television history
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her grandfather watching from hell
Paul Dano and Zoe Kazan at the WGAE and SAG-AFTRA strike.
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the daughter in the whale was hysterically despicable, there are 80s action movie villains who are more sympathetic
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sorry to be reddit but he's so cool
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it's really funny that the barbie oppenheimer memes were a rising tide that's causing both films to way overperform. that basically never happens. usually it's snakes on a plane
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flat even lighting shallow focus closeup desaturated sets cheap costumes like do you not know how to spend money???
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finished season 7 of seinfeld today and i am here with my 20+ years later reaction that the thing that happens to george's fiancee is one of the most awesomely mean things i've ever seen in anything
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tnt is promoting a true crime documentary about "the darker side of girls gone wild" lmfao man i think it's probably pretty easy to riddle out the hidden darkness of that whole enterprise
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it's really funny how doctor who is mostly a quirky kid's show about a wacky hero but like twice a season there's a scene where he'll be like "i'm the doctor. i have 9 billion confirmed kills. i have wiped out galaxies. no one has done more murder than me."
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this guy is the king of jokes that kind of look like bigotry but then you put your glasses on and it’s like no that’s basically inoffensive it’s just off-color
NEW: Bud Light appears to be in desperation mode, partners with right-leaning comedian Shane Gillis.
Remarkable.
Gillis, who is a polar opposite from Dylan Mulvaney, is popular for his gay jokes and pro-conservative takes.
“Gay Vikings. Dude, you're just some villager looking…
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guy next to me on the bus is just on his phone ai-generating pictures of guys playing baseball with baguettes instead of bats. just the same prompt over and over
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they really credited that quote to NAVALNY????
I’m sorry man but this is an insanely ironic thing to have up on screen at the Oscars when Hollywood has bent over backwards to silence voices supporting Palestine as bombs are currently falling on Gaza
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i'm the one whose job it is to make up fake exercises for athletes to do. and i love my work
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it's so funny that this spot makes all the pull quotes go by in like half a second so you can't see what they're actually saying is total nonsense
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two ladies outside the theater going “so it’s called arrakis but it used to be dune” “yeah. and they’re trying to go back to dune.”
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absolutely cannot breathe, this is the funniest video i've ever seen
The first reviews are in for Star Wars:
#TheRiseOfSkywalker
- currently it's
#Rotten
at 56% on the
#Tomatometer
, with 117 reviews:
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i saw a film critic who posts exclusively to a wordpress blog proudly mention having signed this so that’s the level of “creatives and professionals” you’re looking at here
Over 1,000 Jewish creatives and professionals have now denounced Jonathan Glazer’s "Zone of Interest" Oscars speech in an open letter.
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it's crazy how they're making all the fake posters that used to go viral on facebook into actual movies
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people lost their minds over this shot when it doesn’t even line up with his fucking hands
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kojima came to a meeting with hunter schafer repping crimes of the future, is he actually the realest ally of all time?
What did Kojima mean by wearing a shirt that says BODY IS REALITY next to a trans woman?
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i think about this more than any film review i've read
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why did full-body tremors become the main fake vaccine symptom. i guess because they think it's easy to fake on camera? but they are all so bad at it lol
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The film will be in IMAX and potentially include dinosaurs.
David Robert Mitchell’s new movie ‘FLOWERVALE STREET’, starring Ewan McGregor and Anne Hathaway, releases on May 16, 2025 in theaters.
The film will be in IMAX and potentially include dinosaurs.
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until you turn like 16 you should not have access to a smartphone or tablet. home computers are fine
What is the most boomer complaint you have? Mine is I think people take their dogs too many places for my taste and also I think everyone should be more punctual.
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library of congress re-bound strategy guides really making my head spin
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you gotta admit that becoming a fake catholic as part of a podcast brand refresh and then saying that the pope is full of shit bc he’s not as traditionalist as you is one of the all time great bits
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remember that the line they're feeding western news outlets is "don't trust the numbers gaza is giving you" but to their own people they're gleefully gloating about the extent of their slaughter
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i want to project this paragraph onto the surface of the moon
I wrote about the radical subjectivity of OPPENHEIMER, the expectations often placed on movies (vs. books) about history, and the integrity of Christopher Nolan’s refusal to depict the destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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bro loves big egg
ARRIVAL (2016)
Director: Denis Villeneuve
DUNE: PART TWO (2024)
Director: Denis Villeneuve
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see if you can pinpoint the exact moment that one of the show's most beloved character's got his head bashed in like a piñata
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antisemitism on “the left” is insanely rampant but it’s so commonly used as a smear that jews are put in this awesome position where we have to constantly say both “it’s not antisemitic to criticize israel” and also “don’t say ‘fuck anne frank’ please”
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why does he keep saying this!!! what advisor is telling him this is good language to use over and over!!!!
As Biden proudly declares himself a zionist, he trashes the United States as not a safe place for jews: "You need not be a Jew to be a Zionist. I'm a Zionist. Where there's no Israel, there's not a Jew in the world to be safe."
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John Wick 4 coming out means i get to once again relay one of my favorite bits of movie trivia: the first John Wick movie had no distributor as late as 2 months before release and came very close to going direct-to-DVD. imagine how different american pop culture would be now
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whichever always sunny cast member it was who said they should never have stopped shooting at 4:3 was 1000% right
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we are taking away the word camp until you learn to use it responsibly
2023 has been a gloriously camp year for Cinema 💅🏼
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hey straight up: if you have trans people in your life who matter to you you need to vote for the Medicare for All candidate
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i'm enjoying it quite a bit more than 2018 but man this has the worst case of AAA baby handhold voice i've ever experienced. 0.1 seconds after looking at a puzzle i hear "perhaps you should hit the red barrel with your axe" like goddamn give me a chance to figure it out on my own
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in monkey man dev patel lives the dream of many of you: waking up in a temple being tended to by transgender warrior-priestesses who train him to assassinate the chief of police
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he was in the amazon with my mother when she was researching spiders right before she died
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he's sitting in his cell laughing at us. fuck this
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(very calm with a hard edge in my voice) i think you know that that is not what mario sounds like
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this is the weirdest rebrand. hbo is an extremely well-known brand that's associated with some of the best tv shows ever. was there market research like "yeah we're worried people think our streaming service might have too much good stuff on it"
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