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This website isn't free it's taken everything from us
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@gayest_tone
Regardless of what happens here on out the guise of irsaeli hypercomptence is done
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@girlofswords
Maybe a small exception in that the trans men I know are less likely to go from emotional breakdown to violence
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@SamtheNightOwl
Shit like this always gets me because the larger fee waiver system is under constant attack. I have clients who get denied court fee waivers because they own their car. These thing are not trivial.
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@iwrite4jacobin
It's mostly that and having the most specific racial fetishes known to modern science
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Passed
I get my bar exam results in 3 hours, in case any of you want to emotionally manipulate me while i'm the most vulnerable
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@punished_cait
I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for that kind of guy but it's probably bad to let 21 year olds spend half a million via their phones
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I hate the way "IQ" gets applied in sports. Yes jokic or your preffered white player is a genius but if you read how someone like rodman talked about rebounding he had geometric intelligence the world had never seen
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won my first case as a real lawyer, accepting praise at this time
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@mrsballs69
I got a vasectomy when I was like 23 and every now and then I think about reversing it but idk if I can be trusted with kids
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Lol. Lmao. Tren if you're reading this, and I know you will, this is the last time.
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He died not a half hour later. So glad I got in under the wire, I guess.
Talked to my grandpa for probably the last time. He couldn't really respond though.
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@allahliker
The whole anglosphere has the same bloodlust we do but they're too squemish for the level of systemic murder they really want so they live vicariously through us. we're their id
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When my neighbor's husband died I set up the cremation. I fucking hate my neighbor. You have a duty to those around you no matter what.
“Don’t trauma dump on your friends” when my best friend lost her son I ordered the casket.
Sometimes you are needed.
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i got my first blowjob in one of these in muskegon in 2011. i came as the sun was setting over lake michigan
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There's a weird narcissism in this kind of post. Making things better for mentally ill people doesn't mean the illness is good! Not everything about you needs to be valorized! Seeing someone in distress *should* make you uncomfortable, other people's suffering should bother you!
Lots of leftists righteously outraged about Jordan Neelys death. How many of you get scared or ~uncomfy~ when someone is talking to themselves in public? When they are a bit incoherent ? Obviously mentally ill?
Because in my experience it’s most of you.
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the dude saw the angle of shot, rim and ball and just knew. what else do you call that
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The girl who took my virginity told me she was also seeing another guy right after and I jokingly asked "oh does he have a bigger dick than me?" She got real quiet for a second then said "yeah, a lot." Like come on Morgan just lie.
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A girl dming you on twitter is worth 25 hinge matches
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If there was a community note on how I fuck bad that would be it for me
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Charlie Day still clears them both combined
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Of the many stories about my grandpa, my favorite is when he got drafted into korea and decided he couldn't kill anyone. He just shot his gun in the air and threw grenades with the pin in. I always thought it was maybe bullshit but no, he almost got court-martialed lol
He died not a half hour later. So glad I got in under the wire, I guess.
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Outside smoking and my neighbor came out, handed me a box of expired condoms, and went back inside
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I got my bar number today I'm your legal counsel now. Shut the fuck up.
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My grandma cheated on my grandpa constantly so they went to the most prominent marriage counselor around, this guy whowent to their church nicknamed 'Doctor Love.' She then fucked the counselor, destroying his practice, both of their families, and got them kicked out of church.
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I get my bar exam results in 3 hours, in case any of you want to emotionally manipulate me while i'm the most vulnerable
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Had my performance review today and my boss wrote that my "humor is important to team morale" it's in my permanent record that I'm funny
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I value my cum at $40,000 per load. I have a sock worth $200,000 under my couch right now. Know your worth.
My flight to Vancouver was cancelled and it cost me $10,000 to take the ferry instead.
Hold up… $10k for a 90 min ferry?! 🤯
Well, sort of.
To ferry from Victoria to Vancouver costs $160 and 3 hours 15 minutes of my time. ⛴️
To take a sea plane costs me $220 and 1 hour 15…
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As a kid my favorite book had a mercenary squirrel with a claymore
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@IwriteOK
@WinslowDumaine
I was in a GC with him for some reason and he took both twitter and being "Robert Evans" too seriously for there not to be something wrong there. I was lightly making fun of the podcast or something and he was ready to gut me.
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been cutting down on cigarettes for a while now and set march 1st as a final quit date
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Hey girl can I interest you in a low-effort valentine's date where I seem uncomfortable?
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If you keep going you get a real treat
this gave me anxiety and i had to stop scrolling down
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New kitten day
My friend offered me a kitten. Do I dare have a 3rd cat?
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Steely Dan top 5
1. Kid Charlemange
2. Do It Again
3. Deacon Blues
4. Haitian Divorce
5. Hey Nineteen
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@_cancelery_
@vanillaopinions
That is a legitimate moral quandry a lot of radical lawyers have to deal with but the end of that train of thought to me is sitting on your hands and yelling all day so I didn't struggle with it
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Tbf she showed me a picture and it was a fucking massive dick
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I got sworn in
my nipples were aggressively poking out of my sweater in front of the judge
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please don't threaten to kill me I'll get horny
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Public figures don't need an opinion on neopronouns or any of these things. In what context would you, as a beloved public figure, need to comment on these things beyond "that's fine, none of my business really"
3/ It’s also true that as a public figure, I need private space to discuss issues like neopronouns, self-ID, demedicalization of transition and the rest with trans people to figure out what I believe and where to go.
But, I found the wrong place to do that.
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I don't have a wife but I do have a 5 month old baby
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Everyone shut the fuck up we're missing a chance to do tiresome, defeatist discourse
Leftists should not celebrate Kissinger dying.
Your enemy dying at the age of 100 safe in their bed surrounded by their ill-gotten riches and loved ones is not something to celebrate. It's an embarrassing failure.
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@benegotherit
My worst camping experience was doing wilderness survival stuff for boy scouts, I made a lean slept on pine needles and all woke up with a wolf spider on my face and when I screamed it bit me
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A girl off hinge told me I have avoidant attachment style cause I'm a bad texter. I wasn't meant for this I need to die in a pointless war
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@SamtheNightOwl
You can be as immiserated as it's possible to be but if you happen to own a piece of property you gotta pay a fee to contest your own eviction
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For her birthday I bought my friend a new strap and a flight to portland to fuck a girl she met online. I'm like the lesbian giving tree.
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I actually do have covid, this wasn't horny
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My airbnb has the world's shittiest cuck chair
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VC guys will pillage the economy, have all the pleasures of the earth at their fingertips, then drink a fucking protien slurry. Oligarchs used to at least fucking enjoy themselves.
spicy food is honestly so stupid and im tired of pretending we don’t all actually kind of hate it. like, ‘oh, you know what would be really awesome right now? if my meal were a little less pleasant.’ wut
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What if the love of my life lives in fucking philadelphia
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See below from Dingaling
It is hard to put to words how devastating this is. Absolutely terrible. See below from Dingaling.
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Someone just lobbed 2 m80s into my place's courtyard lmao
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Once when I was having shower sex I tried to get a little too funky with it, fell completely out if the shower and slammed into the toilet so hard it cracked. I got a concussion. ABBA's Man after Midnight was playing the whole time
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