one time in college, i knew a dude who once told me, in stone-cold seriousness, that you could solve racism by genetic engineering to make everyone in the world the same skin color. anyway he's studying to be a medical scientist at the Johns Hopkins school of medicine lmao
after i decided to quit coffee, i went on r/decaf to learn about any possible benefits to this abstinence from caffeine.
that subreddit is almost exactly like r/nofap.
no joke. it's bizarre
OFFICER HIT: Video obtained by KTLA appears to show the moment a Los Angeles Police Department cruiser rushing to the end of a stolen vehicle pursuit in Sun Valley strikes a fellow officer running across the street. Full video & details:
so, 1 of my coworkers in accounting casually admitted to me that she's probably an alcoholic. i said that if you're not drinking every day, you're probably not an alcoholic. she said she doesn't drink every day, but when she does, she kills almost a whole wine bottle. i said "oh"
one of the funniest things i randomly think about is that jfk requested for the top of the convertible to be drawn down and the secret service strongly advised against it and he totally ignored their warning
my unironic hot take on abortion is that 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 a fetus were a person in the same sense that i am or you are, it's still very much morally permissible to have an abortion
ok so if you've ever seen the term "functional illiteracy" and wondered what it looks like in practice, this demonstration will give you a good idea, sadly
so out of curiosity and boredom i started listening to a true crime podcast to see why people love this genre of media so much and man that shit is so obviously designed to make you buckle in terror whenever you leave your house lol this shit is really bad for you
i can't count how many times i've seen a celebrity on there be visibly impressed with the originality of the questions shaun presents and say something like "wow, no one has ever asked me question before"
mfs just say anything on here
under communism, we will no longer have those fucked up nightmares where you think you're about to graduate from high school/college but suddenly find out that you never attended some class you were supposed to and needed that class in order to graduate,
teachers deserve all of this and 10x worse when you realize the total amount of life hours wasted away in a stale fluorescent lighting prison learning nothing instead of being in the sunlight and playing with your friends or developing real skills
@SlurricaneH
english has one of the largest vocabularies in the world and she didn't cite any of these studies by name or even define what complexity is in the context of linguistics. she just said a bunch of things with confidence and it makes it seem like she's right. powerful BSing here
thinking about that time when i underwent my first colonoscopy and the anesthesiologist was like "alright so i'm gonna give you some propofol to knock you out. it's the same drug that killed michael jackson but don't worry i know what i'm doing" and i was like "what"
there's actually scientific evidence that using corporal punishment against children makes them much more likely to engage in domestic violence against their future romantic partners. why do you think so many abusers are like that
@RepJimBanks
I appreciate your naked honesty about the predatory recruiting tactics the military uses and how they are undermined by investment in our people
i love landlords. there's no hot water in my bathroom whatsoever and i call the after-hours number to request an emergency work-order. my landlord asks if i need the hot water *right now.*
you simply cannot comprehend how much restraint i exerted in that moment. i love landlords
man, idk what it is about me that compels people to reveal some of the darkest elements of their lives. i don't have a problem with that, but it never stops being surreal to experience
the odds of dying in a car accident in your lifetime is 0.93%, or 1 in 107
odds of dying in a roller coaster, based on the most dangerous estimate i could find online would be
0.00000588235%.
or roughly 1 in 17 million
yes we should encourage gender parity in a field that causes a lot of injuries, seriously contributes to climate change, and doesn't even pay that well to put up with this kind of bullshit
we gotta talk more about how elementary school teachers run psychological social expeirments on their students that would be deemed too cruel to be done in a clinical setting
unrelated fun fact: Einstein wrote a letter to a philosopher in 1915 in which he said that there was a very real possibility that had he not read David Hume, he would not have discovered the theory of relativity
It always surprises me how gleeful non-STEM grads are to subject engineering students to a course load that's 25% humanities.
The reverse is never true -- I don't think liberal arts colleges should subject students to Thermodynamics & E&M!
@NielsKnk
i work in a high school and i have to say that it's extremely weird to think about the high school experience in this way, and even weirder that you think most other people do
i don't think it's too much of a stretch to say that widespread incompetence at teaching math fundamentals in elementary school is a big reason why so many people don't like math when they get older and feel uncomfortable with it as adults. this should be a big deal to parents
@eeberquist
@w1feguy
14 or 18 would've worked for me but 6 means i need to somehow act convincingly like a 6 year old and also deal with the severe lack of autonomy. that fucking blows
i think we should ban all private schools, even religious schools, and we should also bring back mandatory bussing. that's the only way to enforce brown vs board of education correctly
i wish more people would ask questions about stuff like this. example: "why don't you ever hear about people getting sick from keeping a toothbrush in their bathroom?"
there's a pretty obvious answer here
I've talked about this before, but approximately 1 in 5 American adults are functionally illiterate. it says it indirectly in the QT, but it's worth clarifying. that means they're not good enough at reading to complete many basic tasks in everyday life, like reading a recipe
Did you know:
168,811,352 Americans can't even read to an eighth grade level. That's 52% of the population.
And out of that 52%, over half of those (just under 85 million) can't read to a fourth grade level. In contrast, 98% of Cubans can read to a 12th grade level.
one thing that kills me about people being so flippant and evil about casually starting WWIII with russia was that even reagan took the threat of nuclear war deadly seriously & actually worked with the soviets to reduce nuclear stockpiles. how are you gonna be crazier than reagan
it should be illegal to require references for jobs. very stressful to deal with and also pointless for employers because any competent person will figure out how to give you bogus but plausible references
it just fucking kills me inside how regularly people will say that the nukes were necessary to force japan to surrender when it's not at all consensus among historians. like good fucking grief we are so easily propagandized as a people it is fucking insane
i'm surprised nobody in the therapy discourse has mentioned that the idea that bad people can weaponize therapy for their own ends was something explored very deeply by The Sopranos
one of the wildest things i've ever learned about contemporary fatherhood is that only like 3% of dads have never changed a diaper. back in 1982, it was 43%
your kid will be alright because he comes from money. it's ok. no need to get extremely mad over this. find a bigger problem to complain about than your son needlessly asking for fee waivers and getting dunked on at the office please
Y'all. I'm annoyed. My son asked at his school if there's a waiver for senior fees that cover his yearbook and graduation gown. Dude at the office said to him: "Didn't you just come back from summer in Italy?"
Now, why is a grown man pocketwatching my child?
one of the funniest thing i've learned about joseph stalin was that he was a big fan of john wayne movies. the 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 thing i've learned about him is that he wanted to have john wayne *assassinated* because of his vocal opposition to communism
we don't advocate for the prohibition of most other elective surgeries, like, say, lasik eye surgery because some people regret undergoing them. why should we prohibit sex reassignment surgery then? haven't seen a good answer to this question
hi! if you're reading this, i'd like you to know that there are microscopic insects crawling on your eyelashes right now.
there's also a limit set by the FDA on maximum allowed bits of dead bugs in your food because it is impossible to avoid insects. alright good night
@punished_cait
the absurdity the hate for Skyler takes a whole new dimension when you learn that the actress who played her actually got death threats IRL for it
some of the darkest parts of people's souls have shown themselves on here these past couple of days on this website specifically. people literally dunked on a right winger for losing his child to a mass shooting and pretend they didn't do it for clout
i read about this in a history class i took as a college sophomore and the author was clearly trying his hardest not to dunk on jfk as a dumbass for that
it's very concerning how many commenters here go straight to corporal punishment as the solution to this problem. not enough folks asking why she's recording him, what she does off-camera, how he came to be this way, and so on. most people really aren't fit to be parents
there's this famous family Cuban bakery in the LA area that's run by a bunch of gusanos and it's so funny every time I eat this shit because I think of Fidel Castro and I thank him for making this experience possible
there are people who would kill their fucking mothers to get a single match on tinder lmao you have nothing legitimate to complain about if you're getting lots of matches on tinder/bumble/whatever
@burkencraft
why in the world would a rational person make a decision to accept an empirical claim about the health effect of a given substance on the basis of a youtube video
a philosopher named Judith Jarvis Thomson wrote a famous paper on abortion that argues this exact premise, and i find it fairly compelling as an argument. you guys should read it, it's cool and based
the first time i took an edible in my life, it was at college and i was so fucking baked that i thought i would be high forever and i started writing a mental apology note to my family where i told them i'd have to drop out of college and they would need to care for me forever
i had a feeling my employer wasn't taking enough from my paychecks a while back so i manually made some adjustments to a level that felt right. turns out i accidentally did what finance people love: making my tax return as close to zero for what i owe/am owed as is possible
@Poster_american
the funniest conspiracy theory i have ever heard of is that a secret service agent riding behind kennedy accidentally killed him while handling service weapon in response to hearing the second shot that struck the president
60% of Americans believe gender is biological. Smearing the view of the majority of Americans as bigotry and trying to ban it from debate in the public sphere is not about human rights. It's about a tiny college-educated elite believing it has the right to control public opinion.