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I’m shocking and borderline unpalatable, but hey, at least I’m not a bruins fan

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@mrsballs69
mrs papaw
7 months
Bring back dry humping!!!!!!!!
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What’s an opinion on sex that will get you like this?
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@mrsballs69
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Listen up, ladies!!!!
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@mrsballs69
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Me and who :/
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@mrsballs69
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If over the counter birth control upset me this much I’d probably kill myself
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@mrsballs69
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3 months
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to kill myself
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
Me as a wife
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@mrsballs69
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3 months
The ones that get it, get it
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
This video had me in tears
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@mrsballs69
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3 months
Amen
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@mrsballs69
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3 months
Receiving an email
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@mrsballs69
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This is what it’s like engaging in any Twitter discourse
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
I want to scream this from the rooftops for people to understand
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
Story of my life
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@mrsballs69
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2 months
Okay Gordon Ramsay
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@mrsballs69
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2 years
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@mrsballs69
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1 month
If this is how you feel maybe don’t become a sonographer
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@mrsballs69
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16 days
Y’all are wild. I turn the thermostat to 65 and turn the tv on
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What’s the first thing you do in a hotel room?
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@mrsballs69
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@mrsballs69
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@jewbyboobie
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quote tweet this with whatever you want. who gives a hoot anymore
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@mrsballs69
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6 months
It’s our time
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
Y’all aren’t ready to hear this side of the story
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@mrsballs69
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5 months
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@mrsballs69
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2 months
If someone doesn’t adopt Brian I will KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
@PSPCA
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There's no other way to put it - Brian is sad. It's been 5 months since he has been looking for a forever home and with every day that passes, we can see the light in his eye dim little by little. We know his people are out there somewhere. We hope they find him today.
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@mrsballs69
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7 months
If only
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
Three wise men??????? Be serious
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@mrsballs69
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3 months
How do not disturb feels
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@mrsballs69
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2 months
I really don’t give a shit what any man thinks let alone a man between the ages of 16-29
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One in six men, ages 16-29, say 'feminism has done more harm than good,' study shows
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
I am once again asking…………….me……..and who……….
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@mrsballs69
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which tyler02020202 tweet are you
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@mrsballs69
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5 months
I went to the store center and everyone knew you there
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@mrsballs69
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@mrsballs69
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2 years
Listening to men moaning and whimpering
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@mrsballs69
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7 months
I’m running out of coping skills. I’m about to start believing in god
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
mangomouse
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
Can someone explain it to me like I’m 5 why he’s annoying? He’s just an attractive white man shopping with his wife????
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hes so annoying
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@mrsballs69
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5 months
Beep beep, bitches im rolling through
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
I desperately need the pure sweet fat of the hog
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@mrsballs69
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3 months
The way yall talk about saltburn is so funny. “The bathtub scene traumatized me” yall wouldn’t last a day on tumblr
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@mrsballs69
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Me and who
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@mrsballs69
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Real women know
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@mrsballs69
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2 years
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@mrsballs69
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5 months
One day I hope to crack one of these bad boys open and share it all with you
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@mrsballs69
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5 months
cleaning up the mess after a terrible depressive episode
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
I turned 25 and immediately developed a breeding kink
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
City boys rise up
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
They were so real for this
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@mrsballs69
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3 months
1 week pregnant and the baby is craving me to kill myself
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
@lovedoveclarke Holy shit Pinterest is the last place I expected this
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@mrsballs69
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1 month
If i were the doctor I would fire this person immediately. I’m incredibly serious
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@mrsballs69
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
Saw a Reddit post that said men stare at our buttholes during doggy style and I’m sick to my stomach please don’t look at my butthole
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
She’s serving cunt
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
She’s so real for this
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@mrsballs69
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5 months
Imagine asking if Elaine was supposed to be a hot girl on Seinfeld like????? Look at her!!!!!
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@mrsballs69
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2 years
His balls when they see me coming Towards them
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@mrsballs69
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@mrsballs69
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I’m listening
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@mrsballs69
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5 months
God save me
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@mrsballs69
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3 months
Me and who
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@mrsballs69
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2 months
Today’s vibes
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
Also this is a rhetorical question! The answer is because y’all are insane and weird.
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@mrsballs69
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1 month
The ultrasound in the image is NOT the patient’s. This person should not work in healthcare but they did not violate HIPAA!!!!! This was poor cropping on my part.
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
This is such a girlboss move. I’m in love with her.
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@mrsballs69
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@mrsballs69
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@OmahaBloke At least you’re honest with yourself
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@mrsballs69
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@mrsballs69
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This is real I used to just sit anywhere
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@mrsballs69
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5 months
Blonde men should be in jail
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
Good dick will have you curled up watching hockey like “so which one’s Stanley?”
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
I’m getting vyvanse and an ice cream sandwich
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@mrsballs69
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4 months
My New Year’s resolutions are: 1. eat as many different pasta shapes as I can 2. Read 100 books 3. be slightly less weird in social situations
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
@Flawless_Cowboi I say it every time, but he was easily knocked over by waves in the ocean
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@mrsballs69
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7pm struggling to stay awake
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@mrsballs69
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The perfect man doesn’t exis-
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@mrsballs69
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@thechosenberg Oh this pissed me off, rosey
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@mrsballs69
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3 months
How it feels when the average Twitter user tries to tell me they’re a yearner
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@mrsballs69
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1 year
@i_fail_a_spell He’s dead but I’ll do my best
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@mrsballs69
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Quite possibly the most me tweet ever
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@mrsballs69
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@pussyfromagirl Because she’s stupid
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@mrsballs69
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God please me and who
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@carrotflower9 No, they’re not
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@mrsballs69
mrs papaw
8 months
Or….and hear me out……stop recording yourself in public spaces
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when you see someone recording just walk behind the camera or wait literally ten seconds, if you can't do this then you don't deserve to be part of a civilized society
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@mrsballs69
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@keelsonwheels14 Acronyms are only useful when everyone knows what they mean!!!! This dude is a HL (huge loser)
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@mrsballs69
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@thebodyisablade No it’s very obvious they have an eating disorder
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@mrsballs69
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He looks like Mac’s mom from always sunny
@JeremyRenner
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Im so very excited to announce Our April 12th streaming date on @DisneyPlus for my new show “Rennervations”. Love you all. 🙏❤️🙏
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@mrsballs69
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I wish I could squirt baja blast
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@mrsballs69
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@pissboymcgee How is this insane? If you’re disturbing someone that much I think it’s okay to politely ask them to make adjustments. If you’re living in a space such as condos/apartments you need to be mindful of others living around you
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@mrsballs69
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Someone needs to put two McDonald’s hashbrowns in my enclosure
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@mrsballs69
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I’m no better than a man
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Good morning
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@runaway_vol Bestie cmon………….
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@bradiscus I’m being so serious when I say please get some help
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