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Serious, Lucid, Unique, and Girl

Joined January 2015
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@generalslug
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one (anti-american) view I truly believe is that if you’re openly proclaiming views like this your children, specifically daughters, should be taken away from you for their own safety
@Brian_Sauve
Brian Sauvé
2 days
Repealing the 19th is the moderate position at this point.
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@generalslug
SLUG
3 days
i can’t imagine anything better than being or having an aloof wife
@nypost
New York Post
4 days
How Zohran Mamdani’s aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, quietly steered his campaign from behind the scenes https://t.co/NFq9JxuJlV
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@generalslug
SLUG
3 days
the people yelling my at my poor sweet boyfriend will NEVER have a girlfriend who can tell them about hobart’s funnies
@stalecooper
stale cooper
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my girlfriend is forcing me to watch Band of Brothers for the first time
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@stalecooper
stale cooper
4 days
"time for Twin Peaks for girls" - @generalslug
@stalecooper
stale cooper
4 days
my girlfriend is forcing me to watch Band of Brothers for the first time
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@generalslug
SLUG
4 days
no. i was fucking disqualified…
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@stalecooper
stale cooper
6 days
when you peak at who's texting yr girl
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@generalslug
SLUG
7 days
i am very good about locking my car manually (it also does so automatically if i’m not fast enough) so i think they might be doing it with one of those repeater things. really frustrating. a sweetheart like me should be able to keep helpful little items in her car
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@generalslug
SLUG
7 days
ladies, if your man doesn’t try to send you $40 to comfort you because your car was broken into and the person stole your little car bag with little car things (lip balm hair ties advil etc) for the SECOND time……
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@generalslug
SLUG
8 days
you misspelled the first word in your bio
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@generalslug
SLUG
9 days
in fact nobody insulted me because my criticism was too fire
@stalecooper
stale cooper
9 days
John Carpenter hated on The Substance and now all The Substance haters are coming out of the woodwork, feeling like it's safe. Just know that I remember when @generalslug and I were getting insult after insult and you weren't coming to bat for us.
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@generalslug
SLUG
10 days
got a new one for you
@generalslug
SLUG
2 months
alert: somebody on tiktok named their baby ropelynn
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@generalslug
SLUG
11 days
the exact same people who completely took the steam out of a screening of mishima we went to see earlier this year. fucking annoying
@stalecooper
stale cooper
11 days
I had a similar experience at a sold out screening of Blue Velvet a year or two ago. obviously there's plenty to laugh at in that film, but it's fairly easy to tell when the crowd is laughing in connection to the film and when its laughing to distance itself from the film
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@generalslug
SLUG
12 days
but you ARE, blanche, you ARE in that chair
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@youretallpod
You're Tall but I'm Standing in Front of You
13 days
We are doing our part against the moral stain of podcasts by having no listeners.
@BigMeanInternet
Malcolm Harris
14 days
And comedy is one thing but listening to other people hang out with their friends — or, horrifyingly, pretend to be doing that for your entertainment — is a debased way to spend time.
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@generalslug
SLUG
13 days
in his favorite chair
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@generalslug
SLUG
16 days
after about 5 people telling me “it sounds like you gave yourself heatstroke with your bath” i determined i may have given myself heatstroke with my bath
@stalecooper
stale cooper
17 days
it took her like 3 days to come up to me and be like "I'm considering taking another bath"
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@generalslug
SLUG
22 days
at one point while recording this they were yelling at each other and i thought they were fighting and got scared 👇👇👇
@youretallpod
You're Tall but I'm Standing in Front of You
22 days
new episode coming to spotify/apple podcasts/et al we we speak: ONE BABY AFTER ANOTHER we talk about the new PTA movie and some personal news last episode for a little bit -- see you in December for Avatar 3
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@generalslug
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24 days
i took a very hot bath the other day (usually i only take showers) and it harmed my body, mood, and soul. i felt terrible afterwards. having a bath ruined my night. nobody talks about how it’s a horrible thing to do
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@generalslug
SLUG
29 days
the brutalist... nobel prize… pynchon book takes place in hungary... the culture is singing… figyelsz te?
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@generalslug
SLUG
29 days
hungarians are BACK!!!!!
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