jeff computers
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my son just told me that i have a "fixed mindset" and he has a "growth mindset" so he's banned from youtube until i can figure out what is going on.
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my 13 year old kid and all her friends are hanging out and calling each other boomers every time one does or says something stupid.
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this is it. this is the post that turned me into the joker.
Jack the Ripper’s face finally revealed — here’s what AI thinks the notorious killer looked like
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leave him alone ass hole.
Testing the grip strength of mice with a Mecmesin BFG 10N digital force gauge.
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i previously said he was going to walk but i admit now this was wrong. the jury is also going to award him $5M in damages.
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im something of a student of maritime law and maritime disasters and if you’re wondering what is going on in the sub right now what i can assure you is, it’s cannibalism. it always goes there super fast in these situations.
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it is wild to imagine a country made up of that much completely uninhabitable land.
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you'll never guess what they call french bulldogs here.
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in the early 2000s this was the biggest and juiciest an ass could be. ass technology has come so far so fast.
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as a parent it's so important to show your kids that you personally cannot ever be relied on. reinforce this message every time you can. for example push them down a set of stairs. go out for smokes and never return.
My kid packed his project last night and forgot to bring it to school this morning. I saw it as we left the house and it pains me not to remind him. That bitterness as he walked to his classroom was horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up.
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in a sense you can in fact blame tiktok for some of this. after many years of "bro bro it's just a prank it's just a prank" influencer videos no one with any sense is dumb enough to talk to a dipshit with a camera on a city street.
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why the fuck are bill and melinda gates getting divorced? they're old as shit and divorcing just makes a bunch of lawyers richer. just move into separate mansions and have an arrangement as you run out the rest of the clock.
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the fake payments musk is gonna give this guy will make this place go bankrupt even faster than it currently is.
$1 Car vs $100,000,000 Car!!!. I’m curious how much ad revenue a video on X would make so I’m reuploading this to test it. Will share ad rev next week ❤️
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oh I'm divorced? well uh im going to make ai pornography of your wife and crank off to it.
dw with the technology we have now pretty soon we can all love her 🥰 hey, maybe one day they’ll even be able to deepfake you a personality!!.
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im not exactly a finance guy but my impression is that if a subreddit can bankrupt you you probably weren't doing a very good job in the first place.
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wild how some folks can just say or do whatever they want on here
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the answer is simple: this cat is an ass hole.
Someone put a camera on their cat’s collar. Tell me why this cat does nothing but actively search for other cats to beef with?
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not sure why drinking the bleach is getting so much attention when putting the sunshine inside of the body is exponentially funnier.
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who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era.
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she sure does.
I am the luckiest man in the world to have a wife who backs the blue at home, while I fight for our Republic in Washington!
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i still think about the elon musk elden ring build from time to time. and mostly about how his fans tried to defend it.
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good news everyone - this lady just became a state actor.
Oklahoma’s culture war-obsessed superintendent has appointed professional harasser Chaya Raichik — of the account Libs of TikTok — to the state’s Department of Education Library Media Advisory Committee. Story:
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thank christ. when the time for healing and celebrations has passed, it will be time for a reckoning. how did this happen, who let it happen, who stood by and did nothing. accountability.
I’m big again! What an adventure the last 7 days have been. I learned so much by seeing the world from a different perspective. @Elmo and so many other friends checked in on me. Thank you to all that checked in to #HelpBigBird. Today and everyday, let’s #HelpEachOther!💛
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i love doing serious Acquisition Deals with my investment advisors
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if i ever marry again i want a traditional wife: one who stays home and shows her great big pillowy honkers on the internet so horny nazis give her money.
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fifty year old man will NOT be attending harvard this fall.
I decided to retract my application to #Harvard University. For me, the indifference of these institutions’ leadership to racism and bigotry is a red line. #UniversitiesAreNothingWithoutTheirStudents
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it’s happening
the castaway australian guy is going to turn out to be a massive "milkshake duck" mark my words.
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wokeness.
Name one game mechanic that instantly makes a game better.
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i dont know who needs to hear this, but trying to gaslight someone into thinking that 330PM is dinnertime is abuser behavior. also i do know who needs to hear this. its my cats.
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honestly if i was a professor at a college and was getting chokeslammed on my own campus for trying to intervene on behalf of my students being brutalized id probably yell "im a professor!" too.
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we will knock the teeth out of the mouths of every associate professor and poli sci major in this god damn country if that's what it takes to make you love netanyahu.
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im sorry but its such a top tier fuck you to everyone that the same government that claims it cant pay for a functioning health care system or even food stamps went out and spent a pile of money on some fuckin space marines.
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biden just lost his m-word pass.
As Israel loses in the court of public opinion, we see desperate attempts to widen the conflict. All with the blessing and material support of the #ButcherBiden, a US President who claims Irish descent. Keep our country out of your mouth, @JoeBiden. Your ancestors disown you.
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never really trusted restaurants with an A rating from the department of health. too much time cleaning not enough time cooking. focus.
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do i understand all this correctly, that that the boy mayor was alleged to be behind the spiking of the pre-caucus poll, alleged to have connections to the developers of the caucus app that exploded, and then stepped up to declare himself the winner in all the ongoing confusion.
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oh my god.
Antisemitism is wrong, but I will not be voting for the Antisemitism Awareness Act of 2023 (H.R. 6090) today that could convict Christians of antisemitism for believing the Gospel that says Jesus was handed over to Herod to be crucified by the Jews. Read the bill text and
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for all the tough talk these people are wildly, insanely soft
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man encounters single bit of difficulty in his life, immediately fails
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soooo i did a little oopsie. what did i do? well i sort of. turned over the entire contents of your mobile phone to the lawyers suing you for hundreds of millions of dollars. how bout we focus on all the stuff i *didnt* accidentally send them tho. pobodys nerfect.
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it's weird that the democrat governing philosophy of "win power by timidly tacking towards center, wherever center may currently be, then do as little as possible" has led to a moment of near total victory on every issue for their opponent.
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introducing two cats is tedium. not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.
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its incredible the rest of the world just lets us act like this.
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this sounds really cruel and foreboding but then you realize it's elon musk so obviously he's lying.
Elon Musk says his brain technology company, Neuralink, has implanted a device in a monkey's brain, and hopes to make it play games in its own mind.
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maybe she doesn't need to buy heroin online right now.
Can anyone explain why Kamala Harris didn't attend the crypto roundtable yesterday? I understand that she's on the campaign trail, but the meeting was virtual. All she needed was an Internet connection. Technical difficulties?.
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who are these weirdos who allegedly like and dont want to lose their american health insurance, i mean this sincerely.
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i am not a "snake oil salesman." i am merely making information about various snake oils available to you.
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do you think they just let us move there.
ok serious question, what keeps the average American (that can afford it) from moving to Europe?. please enlighten me.
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if you're ever being questioned by police in connection with a murder and they ask you "what do you think should happen to the killer if we catch him?" just know that you are fucked.
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instead of suing me for billions in the court of chancery, why don't you debate me for reddit gold in the court of public opinion?.
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look, you aren't doctors. and even if you are, you haven't examined joe biden. so stop saying he has "dementia." it's unethical. just say his brains are all fucked up and don't work right.
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i had a cat who lived longer than rhodesia.
Rhodesia was the last attempt at a rebirth of philosophy. An aristocratic, militaristic, pastoral peoples installed themselves on the local farming population outside the confines of the industrial global NWO. Intelligent, cruel, astute, born to command, refined, courageous.
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even when they're supposedly ashamed of harvard they gotta tell you three times in three sentences that they went to harvard. twice.
Since I was a 12 year-old lower-middle class kid from Kentucky, I wanted to go to Harvard. I’ve been proud of it my entire life. I even went twice. Today is the first time I’ve ever considered burning my degrees.
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what a wonderful day for clarence thomas — after decades of wishing and trying he finally realizes the oft-held but rarely achieved dream of pulling the ladder up behind oneself. here’s to you king, you did it.
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this prolonged bud light freakout is one of least comprehensible fronts of an increasingly incomprehensible culture war.
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it's very very easy to get on twitter or a podcast and just sneer at everyone and everything and be negative and condescending and full of yourself and offer no constructive suggestions or positive opinions on how to make anything better. and that's why i do it, because it's easy.
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it’s still too early to politicize this submarine tragedy, but after all is said and done we will have to have a national reckoning about how this was all caused by wokeness.
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nobody really wants to admit this but a significant percentage of what are framed as political fights on here are actually just ordinary sublimated jealousy.
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one thing i like about rogan is he believes that we were preceded by ancient civilizations that possessed technologies equal in power but also different from our own. a “no one can really explain the pyramids” type of guy. im glad he’s one of our thought leaders.
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im glad that twitter take the time to show me whenever someone im mutuals with likes a picture of someone's great big ass.
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sorry.
one fun thing if ginsberg dies will be watching all the bluecheck resistance types going "merrick garland much my good sir" as mcconnell serenely jams through justin walker to take her seat six weeks before the election.
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ill believe biden decriminalizing weed when i see it BUT if he did do it he'd easily be the most effective democratic president in my lifetime. mostly that's how low the bar is.
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seeing various takes on this but here's the answer: you don't do this because the social order is already frayed to the breaking point in airports. someone's inevitably going to cut in front of her and then it's going to be everyone's problem. just be normal in airports.
Søren Kierkegaard claimed that if a person behaved perfectly rationally they would be so discordant with civil society that people would deem them mad.
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if you ever worry that you’re not a great father you can relax today. whatever your sins at least you didn’t get your kid catastrophically imploded.
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this is like in the thriller movie where in retrospect all the clues were right there to set up the shocking twist ending
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look, if im gonna be disappeared off the streets into an unmarked rental van it had better be by someone with the PROPER TRAINING
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