🔎Al🔍
@SweatieAngle
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Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Same username on bluesky. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal.
Joined February 2021
Arterial spurts slowing to a trickle despite clumsy efforts to keep pressure on my wounds- consciousness fading, with my last strength I encode the map to the location of the legendary lost nazi superweapon in what appears to be an unsolicited dick pic I spam to all mutual’s DMs
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What the hell kinda design
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Woof. Face for holy deeds right there amirite fellas?
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No dogs were hurt or mistreated in the making of this video
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I would be so good at being an old frontier medicine lady, I’d be like ‘your son is dying because his blood is gay’
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Locking him in a portapotty and tipping it over while laughing ‘more like craptive shitter’ really loud and obnoxiously and he’s like ‘argk noo nooo my laminated reports’ I CAN ALREADY SEE THE WHOLE SCENE IN MY MIND
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[filling my pockets with dead rats] this city is lousy with money for those bold enough to reach out and take it
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I readily admit we got some real rough lil gremlins on all sides of the political divide but if you asked me to sculpt an evil CEO’s nebbish aide who gets thrown into a garbage can by a hockey team in an Adam Sandler movie I would make you a play doh bust of captive dreamer
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It’s Happening
The real zen practice of the modern world is to go for a walk while leaving your phone at home. Ditto for making dinner, cleaning the house, etc.
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☝️still tops most insidiously disturbing disgusting popular tropes I’ve come across btw, CLEARS 99% of the odd sex shit - identification and vicarious gratification re a mistreated elite righting wrongs by putting ‘the uppity help’ brutally in their place - black pilling tbh
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I started this comparative literature journey out of a burning curiosity about a wildly persistent fiction subtheme ‘maid slapping depicted as the righteous and proper conduct for a heroic and sympathetic female protagonist’ and it’s taken me so many wonderful places 🥲
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After analysis I have distilled the two perfect romance titles - for the western market it’s ‘The Centaur Prince Only Gets Hard For My Aroma’ and for the eastern audience it’s ‘My Diligent Time Traveling Husband Makes Everyone Apologize Profusely To Me’
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Real calf hair and it already comes pre coffee stained - a bargain
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Duck head handle umbrella goes so hard. Fantastic accessory. An adult should own an intentional umbrella and why shouldn’t it be a duck?
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Alexander McQueen, Spring/Summer 1995 — “The Birds” . This fitted jacket, from his early collection The Birds (titled after Hitchcock’s 1963 film), shows his mastery of cut and concept. A flight of swallows sweeps across the surface The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
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my friends trying to keep me from playing Tom Waits especially weird songs on the jukebox after 2 beers
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‘We’re not going to have outfits at all Al’ WELL IM FUCKING OUT THEN I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS FOR TO ME NO OUTFITS IS HELL
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