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pop star, evil little wood elf, top .01% of succubi in the universe 🇵🇸✨ ig: gigigrey_ contact:realgigigrey @gmail .com

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@latkedelrey
latke
2 years
straight weddings were never the same
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it’s so funny to be called manipulative by a parent when you’re a child. i can’t manipulate you girl, i’m 7
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some foods are not meant to be reheated and once you put them in the fridge they are unsalvageable
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Cindy Noir✨
1 year
What’s your unpopular food opinion?? We are in need of harmless discourse, unload the clip!!
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no but it’s so cool that sometimes when you go to adopt a cat they’re like “oh. well he comes with this other cat because they’re best friends and have to be together”
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2 years
“you have 24 hours to unfollow” is my favorite chronically online thing ppl say. completely writes off the possibility that people might have lives outside of the internet
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do you ever get a headache so bad that you kind of understand why people 6,000 years ago saw merit in the idea of drilling holes in their skulls
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5 months
the funniest thing about being sick is when you’re like “hm. i don’t feel so good. little tickle in my throat. better take a nap, maybe i’m coming down with something” and then you wake up from the nap feeling like you got hit by a bus and have the spanish flu
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i am still dying over how many men yesterday were like “idk, if a stalker breaks into a woman’s house she should learn to let him in and speak to him nicely and deescalate the situation” no
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latke
1 year
actually you have been locked in your house because it is legally mandated because you are on house arrest
@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
1 year
I have been locked in my house to perfect the 7 styles of WUDAN. Join me in the fight against the Matrix:
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1 year
the funniest part was when people got mad she was like “what? i’m catholic”
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1 year
this week is 12 years since lady gaga released 'judas' on easter week
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latke
1 year
when i say i need people to stop singing in cursive i mean it. you should be banned from singing if you sing like this. who did it first. who is to blame.
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dani
1 year
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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latke
1 year
fellas is it gay to be attracted to a beautiful woman
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Bizlet
1 year
If you're attracted to her you're a latent homosexual. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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1 year
i love how casual people are about having a cough that doesn’t go away for months after you get sick now
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9 months
strict parents don’t know how to cope with having an adult child so they have to make up problems. four years ago someone found my wallet outside and dropped it off at a precinct. the police called to return it. to this day my mother refers to it as my “run in with the police”
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2 years
“i have a PhD” ok? i have a tight pussy
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6 months
i dated this guy in college and one time he let me bum a cig when i was drunk and i was like “thank youuuu you are literally jesus” and he said, dead fucking serious, “Please don’t say that. It contributes to my messiah complex and I really don’t want to backslide.”
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8 months
did you guys know a lot of people think the asteroid wiped the dinosaurs out by like. hitting them all at once
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10 months
people are gonna think you’re a lady of the night ma’am
@MakaliaVance
Miriam Makalia Vance
10 months
Dating apps are so abysmal I got business cards but for flirting
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latke
11 months
are we really clutching our pearls about theater being too gay now
@BrandonStraka
Brandon Straka
11 months
This is the winner of tonight’s Best Male Actor Award at the Tony’s.
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latke
11 months
do you guys know how to have back and forth conversations or do you just take turns info dumping like….. be normal
@KaroroMitchelle
Mitchelle Karoro
11 months
Normalize not bringing up a similar story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen
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6 months
i have watched this at least 45 times. i have tears streaming down my face
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latke
1 year
adopting and then abandoning a cat because it did normal cat things (needed time to warm up to you, had a bathroom accident, scratched furniture, wanted to play) is sinister behavior and if you do it you will burn in hell for eternity
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latke
9 months
the thing where it feels like you are being stabbed in the asshole at random times for no reason. very unserious symptom
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tilly
9 months
Girls what would you say the absolute worst period symptom is for you? I think mine has to be period shit
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7 months
did you guys know you can just put a little chair in your shower if it’s hard for you to stand the entire time and nobody can stop you
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1 year
one time in high school my mom made me stop taking Adderall and start taking amino acids instead and then all my teachers were like “why aren’t you doing ur homework” and i had to be like “my mom replaced my meds with amino acid supplements”
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1 year
no offense but did it ever occur to the couple in a quiet place to stop fucking or try the pull out method
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latke
9 months
this would be such a fun friend group to destroy from the inside out by slowly and manipulatively sowing discord amongst them omggggggg
@fiImgal
bethany
9 months
this is a horror movie
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latke
5 months
social media is so…. sleeping on your side ages you. drinking with a straw ages you. laughing ages you. going outside without all of your skin covered and a giant hat ages you. crying ages you. and at a certain point it’s like. girl idgaf. being alive ages me! that’s the point!
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1 year
“lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains” is the most iconic lyric of all time
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1 year
throwback to when shakira released 'whenever wherever'
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1 year
i become her more with each passing year
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latke
7 months
when your chronic illness is chronic illness-ing and someone says “it’s always something with you” like… yes… one might say the illness is… chronic
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2 years
some people don’t have rich or notable parents but they have really cool parents who, in turn, make them impossibly cool. this is nepotism of the mind
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8 months
the way she can’t act at all but the second her character has something bitchy to say she becomes very convincing because she switches to her Yelling at Kourtney voice is soooo 😭
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cleon
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this is sending me..
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latke
9 months
her her her her her her her her she she she she she she she
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
9 months
Can everybody just Please look at this cow
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1 year
it’s so wild to be like “she was married to a nazi” and completely leave out that she was a poor jewish teenager who married an older man and then had to escape the marriage omg
@anaisslavski
anaïs
1 year
Quick reminder that this woman invented what created wifi, Bluetooth and GPS during the war to secretly help the allies while being married to a Nazi - oh and she was one of the best actress of the time I love women
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2 months
can someone adopt him i’m getting upset
@PSPCA
Pennsylvania SPCA
2 months
There's no other way to put it - Brian is sad. It's been 5 months since he has been looking for a forever home and with every day that passes, we can see the light in his eye dim little by little. We know his people are out there somewhere. We hope they find him today.
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1 year
i mean it’s imitation crab. it’s whitefish and starch. did you think it grew on trees. did you think there was a special type of crab called an imitation crab that they killed for crab sticks
@SwishMahoney34
† Deron Mahoney
1 year
Stop putting this in your seafood salad
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1 year
why are people mad at this . it’s hard to get kids to eat lots of veggies sometimes. romaine lettuce has lots of micronutrients . what’s the issue it’s like eating a salad before dinner
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the introverted hater
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2 years
“mental illness cannot make you say things you don’t actually believe” actually, it fully can!
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2 years
“you look like trouble” is 30+ monogamous man speak for “i want to cheat on my wife/girlfriend with you so badly, take my bait please, pretty please”
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5 months
i don’t like the way she kept grabbing the cat after she had clearly been warned…..
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
5 months
Oh she fucked Gertrude UP 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
i like how people on the internet think an intrusive thought is just when a thought pops into your head
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1 year
it’s funny how it was established that u need at least 10 days off for a covid infection and then the CEO of delta was like “can we plssss make it five days instead” and the government was like “sure! we will just ask the virus to be less serious”
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not that i’ve ever honked because of a bumper sticker but what the fuck does it mean then
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Vivian
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autistic people will see a "honk if you like pizza" bumper sticker and think it means "if i like pizza, i should honk"
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i get 2 hours of sunshine and start texting all my friends like this
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having disability accommodations in college was so helpful. i would show up on the first day of a class with my accommodation list and the professors would take one look at it and say stuff like “…that’s not real” and “is there something i’m supposed to do with this”
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1 year
i used to be like “damn, why did they institutionalize the guy that discovered hand washing when hand washing literally saved lives” but now i get it. humans are disgusting
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2 months
mind you her eyes were closed the entire time she pulled supermarket strawberries out of the dirt in her backyard and said she got milk from her chickens
@Here_Vibing_
💅🏾✨✨
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Interesting how she doesn’t get as much hate as Nara …
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i dated a guy for like 10 months and then got irreversible ick because he tried to pick a fight with me over the pronunciation of gnocchi even though i spoke italian and he did not
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i like when a man posts an AI girl like “you can’t tell me these don’t look real.” you can tell he was so horny at the time of posting that he didn’t notice she has 7,000 teeth
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i bet this feels so good if you’re the canal
@fasc1nate
Fascinating
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Finding some surprises while cleaning the canals of Amsterdam.
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i love this “neurodivergent men can’t be condescending they’re just cute smol beans” thing it’s so funny lmao
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Braden 🏺
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some men flirt by being like “i want you” over and over without ever being thoughtful or caring or bringing anything to the table. just horny and persistent and forever confused as to why nobody cares
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i really believe that after c*vid we will never do anything to stop the spread of anything ever again, bug infestation or disease, because everyone is too offended by it
@thedigitaldash_
dash is watching satc (s4) • they/them
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so what’s gonna happen with international travel? lmfao like it’s just gonna keep on spreading internationally right?
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was telling what i thought was a non-horrifying story from my childhood to my friend and he was like “every time you talk about your parents it sounds like one of the really depressing flashback episodes of bojack horseman”
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latke
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i mean they are usually very specific and very disturbing. what’s your point
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rosey🌹
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Those are uh specific intrusive thoughts
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people who sexualize everything and are aggressively horny all the time
@MoClassified
Money Mo 🏁
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What are y’all starting to dislike more & more the older you get?
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love that she’s kind of becoming the girl pete davidson
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Harry Styles and Emily Ratajkowski spotted kissing in Tokyo.
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the hang ups my brain has from childhood are so funny. why do i always think people are going to yell at me. i think everyone is going to punish me. my dentist. my property manager. the barista at the coffee shop. a person i pass on the sidewalk. my therapist. my—
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latke
6 months
girl how else would it be made
@nypost
New York Post
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Stomach-turning video reveals how plant-based Thanksgiving turkey is made
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one time i tried to play a stardew file where i romanced multiple men in town and why did nobody tell me that they confront you about it at the saloon in a group….
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i’m aware that she clarified they have an equal division of labor but my real question is how do you keep turning that ring light on all night to film every time your baby wakes up 😭😭😭😭
@_YamSmalls_
Chele, please!
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Lol.
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1 year
remember when people called pete davidson “butthole eyes” and then ariana grande had to come on here and be like “don’t call him that. he has crohn’s disease”
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6 months
married the town doctor in stardew valley and when i died in the mines he still charged me 1000g to save my life
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latke
1 year
she didn’t die from covid, she died from bacterial sepsis from capnocytophaga (which is from animal bites) and she was unable to fight off the infection because she did not have a spleen bc she lost it in a car accident. this is very weird misinformation to spread for no reason
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just asked my ex if he would take three wishes from a genie if there was a 5% chance i would disappear forever and he said “why are you asking me girlfriend questions”
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when i was a teenager my mom tried to come with me to therapy and get the therapist to tell me to stop dressing like a little goth bitch and the therapist looked at my mom and was like “i mean… it’s a pair of doc martens, girl”
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latke
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me in my dorm room when i was 18 approximately 30 minutes before campus police knocked on my door and issued a $300 fine
@rawkandrolling
RAW Josh
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ZERO hotel fines since I learned all of this!!!👍💨💨
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latke
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these types of guys are my fave in a way. they will mythologize any woman being nice to them as a goddess and spirit guide and sister. they will throw ass in taco bell. they always carry a noisy key lanyard around everywhere. know all of jennifer hudson’s lines in dreamgirls
@crueiestsummer
joe
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he is such a menace i’m like speechless.
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latke
6 months
i think about madonna’s foreboding comment on doja cat’s IG live regularly
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2 years
i think it’s charming that people think a boomer couldn’t be both a hippie and a conservative. that was like their whole thing
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virologists: looks like this covid variant is giving people way more gastrointestinal issues than previous ones my entire tl: yeah haha i think i have that crazy stomach bug that’s going around? it’s awful, i feel like i’m dying. so crazy, this stomach bug
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some of you don gay apparel all year round
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saw a tiktok of a woman being like “here’s a trick i learned in italy” and she just squeezed lemon juice into her coke
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guys……………….. i just realized this 🫂 emoji is two people hugging. i have really bad eyesight and i thought it was 🎥 and i couldn’t figure out why people were commenting a film camera on my sad posts. i thought it was a meme i missed and just never investigated it
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cats when you’re trying to open their wet food can
@AKBrews
QENNY the Certified Boogeyman
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This fish is cracking me up
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is he like. good
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is anyone else confused about the plot. why are they pretending to be in a relationship. i feel like that would’ve been a compelling piece of information to include in the trailer but instead it’s just “these two… they are pretending to date. can they do it”
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Film Updates
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Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell star in the first trailer for ‘ANYONE BUT YOU.’ In theaters December 15.
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is that not… the point…
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the only thing i love more than bitching is moaning
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9 months
the blueberry are you fucking serious…
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adults with down syndrome are allowed to do drag lmao
@OliLondonTV
Oli London
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This vulnerable person with Down Syndrome is seen performing on stage in fetish gear and holding a whip at an LGBT Club in Oslo, Norway. This vulnerable man is part of ‘Drag Syndrome’ a UK based Drag Company where people with Down syndrome perform in LGBT nightclubs around the…
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one time i was in an OF girl group chat and someone misgendered me. another girl corrected her and then the girl who misgendered me DMed me to let me know that she would be unfollowing me for her “mental health” after the distress of someone telling her to use they/them pronouns
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“a shortage isn’t gonna kill anyone” is what people think when they think ADHD is just a mild personality quirk and not a debilitating disorder for many 😭
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1 year
where was he supposed to leave it? you told him to leave and threatened to call the police
@exavierpope
𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐞
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He’s finally left it on the ground outside like trash. Mmmm tasty
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i wouldn’t mind my period every month if it were just cramps but it’s never just cramps. my brain suddenly thinks life isn’t worth living, it feels like my insides are being scraped out with a melon baller, and at least once an hour it feels like i sat my ass directly on a knife
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@_BeautyByLMarie
Miss Honey Bee
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To the LADIES on my TL who have lived on their own (no roommates etc..) in their own place, what’s a piece of advice you’d give a young lady moving out on her own? I’m gathering some info for my nieces.
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i wish i had been able to enjoy my early 20s more but sadly it was my destiny to be strange and miserable until i figured out how to deal with the way my childhood made me weird. and that’s okay!
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sorry but i’m with karen on this one. it’s snowing… that baby needs a coat
@nojumper
No Jumper
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“Coat Karen” yells at a mother for wearing a coat but not putting a coat on her toddler
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latke
1 year
mind you this is what she looked like in april lmao
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@SandmanMGTOW
Sandman MGTOW
1 year
Yes Sophie Turner has hit the wall. Accelerated by plastic surgery and pregnancy. Unrecognizable now.
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are you guys seeing this… look
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the fact that this couple is also King Princess’ great great grandparents
@PopBase
Pop Base
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The wife of Stockton Rush, the pilot of the missing Titanic tour submarine, is actually the great-great-granddaughter of two first-class passengers who died on the Titanic, records show. A fictionalized version of the couple is even featured in the movie.
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