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🐈Political Drive-Bys. Pro-Malarky. The littleness of the white lie depends on the direction from which it is viewed. Cybersecurity, mostly. 中国很烂

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@TueborFrog @paulkrugman Next up, CPI minus everything but Cessnas, Zoom licenses, and live crickets.
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@BullheadRanch @Flipper628 @sairasameerarao You should start dropping stuff and ask them to pick it up...
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@heavywoodbox @michaelmalice YOU MADE A TIME MACHINE... OUT OF A TESLA?
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@RGRyan777 @DillowTalk2 my garage attic. The only thing inside any of these boxes is smaller boxes
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@USATODAY A longtime @BarackObama symbol, too
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@Factschaser It's kinda cute you thought that was a comparison
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@ashleyruba_phd Tell me you don't understand supply and demand...
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@csa_asc Worst part are the nasty bathrooms at the visitor center. Hard to get janitorial people to commute to the moon post-covid for lunar park wages...
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@Ebonyteach If you're holding current royalty responsible for the 200 years of slavery in the US, it follows that you should hold the (every) current President responsible for that, too.
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@iamyesyouareno @marinasmigielsk Migrants are people that move. When they stop moving, they're no longer migrants. In this case, invaders.
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@MaxBoot That's a scary chart! Can you scroll it left for me?
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@Resist_05 Well if they were using night vision during broad daylight, who could blame them
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@libsoftiktok when ironically it's homophobic to consider looking like a lesbian to be an insult and thus an arrestable offense.
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@aggierican @daniellemerrim1 @washingtonpost Need some folks to stand outside the theatre and photo the patrons...
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@JuddLegum 1. make shoplifting legal 2. gloat over reduced retail crime rates
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@VikkiVeach1 @Mellecon @theblaze Well, Title 9 - ya had a good run.
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@Moms4Liberty @levarburton I guess we can mark Levar down as pro-porn-in-schools...
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@GayPatriot @justt_beckyy Sad that their phone cameras malfunctioned during all of that...
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@MostlyPeacefull @RepJasonCrow These guys make it extra funny 🤣
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Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship
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@VERBAL_CHANCLA @FrazzleDazzzled Dude unironically retweets Andrew Tate - rational discussion is a waste of energy.
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@majorleaguenugt If all the whites in London were nationalists, how did they end up with a Muslim mayor?
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@VERBAL_CHANCLA @Boenau @rchitectopteryx I don't have a video, but I took this U.S.-based pic on my exercise walk in San Diego in May 2021 illustrating douchebag cyclists on MY sidewalk within feet of THEIR bicycle lane
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@Moms4Liberty @elonmusk @libsoftiktok @BeniciaUSD @Compass Your individual freedom may vary. Not valid in California. Past performance no guarantee of future results. Void where prohibited by law.
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@rawsalerts Not one single tubbie in the group. This is how you know it isn't really an extreme right grass roots group. No Billy Bobs at all. #feds
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@Amy_Siskind Many progressives use this same argument as some sort of gotcha. I promise you that progressive men have way more of a problem with this than conservatives.
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@TPostMillennial HOLY SHIT IT'S GONNA BE A BAD NIGHT, THERE GOES THE GUN TRUCK!
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@EricLevitz Are... are you afraid of insulting the terrorists by mischaracterizing the manner in which they removed the heads from the babies? Guarding against a slander suit, perhaps?
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@townhallcom I destroy my OWN shit when I'm mad
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@Machovell1an One Erection
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@JulianCastro @GoyaFoods Thanks for the tip! Never tried it before!
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@RepWeinstein The... the guy who was executed as a political prisoner by his government? That Jesus?
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@DLoesch @RashidaTlaib Meanwhile "I got no real reason to go, other than the usual making everything about myself" - @IlhanMN
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@iheartmindy @POTUS What is the tax rate on the "10% for the big guy" ?🤔
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@JamesBradleyCA @ncorreyna And arguably the single most important corporation to the US military isn't Boeing, Lockheed, Raytheon... it's Taiwan Semiconductor
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@NAACP @DerrickNAACP Are... are you saying blacks are groomers?
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@Tracinski People who don't care about 1/6 realize that a few hundred people occupying a building doesn't amount to a realistic threat to overthrow a government just about anywhere, least of all in America.
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Who wore it better? @DollyMarlowe
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This is the story I’ve been working for days. This is 1000% correct and explains why Chinese propaganda videos were shown to Italians as they were encouraged to “hug a Chinese” to eliminate social stigma and responsibility from China. China occupies Italy. That’s why aid is sent
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@HariSevugan @kaitlancollins Some other group made enemy lists when they took power, who was it now...
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@AP First of all, she's an attorney, not a leader. Second, you've managed to lump all black women leaders of good standing in with her. I'm sure they're thrilled at that.
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@magills_ @CaffMomREDACTED When you get paid by X in proportion to how outrageous your tweets are...
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@GovWhitmer What about converting genitalia?
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@mohammed_hijab Must be why so many Arab countries in the region are taking in Gaza refugees...
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@TRobinsonNewEra @Evie_B2 Probably... climate change! Yeah, that's the ticket!
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@GavinNewsom 🤣 and you, as governor, thought it was an own that a U.S. congressman has any influence at all on crime in his home district or state. Maybe you'll find someone responsible next time you're styling your hair in a mirror 😆
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@ThisIsKyleR @KPBeachGirl "The estate"? I'm sure he was quite the breadwinner, providing for so many😆
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@GeorgeMonbiot Almost all of Arizona is countryside - miles of nothing. How are the isles on that?
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@ROOZVA @GlennYoungkin I feel like she knows crazy when she sees it (in the mirror)
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That felt kinda good #JamesOKeefeIsProjectVeritas
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@newrepublic You're doing great
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@TheBrandonMorse @1776CC The former being "classical liberal", as in the definition of liberal from 50+ years ago, and the latter being actually progressives that some incorrectly still call "liberal". The left embodies virtually nothing that they did in the 60s/70s, quite the opposite.
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@ktumulty So Biden needs an open-book mail-in test, eh?
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@WajahatAli Weird way to celebrate the anniversary of Ruby Ridge, but you do you...
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@Slate Will there be khockis for men, or no?
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@MrAndyNgo With a name like SHEMANsky, you can understand his confusion...
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@nytimes "Flashing an endearing smile, dashing German Comms director Joey Goebbels wowed the crowds"
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@robbystarbuck @KPBeachGirl Did the teacher at least make a word problem out of it? "A lesbian leaves Philadelphia traveling west at 30 mph..."
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@ninaturner Well she's a white Progressive woman - did you expect her to listen to a black woman?
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@KassyDillon @Skip1706 Don't worry, you can always visit the booers during their shift at Starbucks...
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@RabbiShmuley Sad that they replaced DeVito as the new Penguin...
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@Brick_Suit "Montana is so densely populated it's bound to land on someone's head!"
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@Alyssa_Milano Ladies! Need to stay safe, yet want a little something sassy for an evening with your man? Try the new Sexy Fishnet Mask!
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@GayPatriotPlus When Hairy Met Sally
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@PopularLiberal @MaryMcwaters2 Ah, there it is, the first refuge of the dim of wit...
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@libsoftiktok "Ladies - never skip leg day, for all 3 legs!"
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@SenSanders It's fascinating how many people in the replies somehow decided this is about Israel and Gaza. Or that it should be.
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@againstgrmrs She went with "they" because it feels better when you eat the entire large supreme by yourself...
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@Holden114 @delilahmused Kinda hard to be an American progressive and see a bunch of euro quasi-socialist countries do this...
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@DavideMastracci @readpassage But the high speed train doesn't go from my rural home to the Kinko's 30 miles away when I need to Xerox my ID...
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@RichardHanania Are you under the mistaken impression that the only useful wisdom one can offer involves pairing Bluetooth and avoiding online scams? Because I feel like you are.
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@David_Leavitt Link? Because there is zero about this anywhere but tweets like yours.
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@IlhanMN Might wanna flip a few pages of the Hamas charter #JustSaying
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@rweingarten You know what they say about these...
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@DrEliDavid @Eli_A_Levine Maybe in the rebuild they'll get traffic lights...
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@DrewThomasAllen @RadioFreeTom Don't forget Crimea oh wait that was under Obama/Biden nvm
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@Lawrence Maybe if you use the word "democratic" a few more times and click your heels, our country will magically transform into one...
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@Scottergate @ananavarro Surely that can't surprise you. She was probably distracted by a buffet.
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@disclosetv The concept of countries the size of Ireland having climate targets is laughable
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@ReallyAmerican1 lol they literally tried to make the pill OTC but dems voted against it
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Whoso pulleth out this sword...
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@Bushra1Shaikh Weird how their heads are still attached
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@pesach_lattin @afewcrayons @TRHLofficial @davidmweissman The percentage of trans prisoners incarcerated for sex crimes is substantially higher than the percentage for the general population.
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@RealJamesWoods @republicratics When you finish in the bottom of your class, you prattle on for the cameras like that.
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@ScottAdamsSays @VinylRecordsGuy I've often wondered what sort of mentality believes that the possession of a building gives one control of a country.
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@AGHamilton29 @Dawnsfire People can't grasp the difference between targeting and collateral damage.
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