The Babylon Bee
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Joined February 2016
Man Disguises Self As Illegal To Get Free Healthcare
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Colleagues Compliment John Fetterman On His Excellent Frankenstein Costume https://t.co/SLljurwqU5
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Tucker Carlson Releases Exclusive Interview With Dredged-Up Corpse Of Osama Bin Laden https://t.co/FVUiPQLF2w
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Terrifying Haunted House Where They Rip Humans Limb From Limb Actually Just A Planned Parenthood https://t.co/SODfulJrSH
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McDonald's Now Offering 36-Month, 0% Interest Financing On All Value Meals https://t.co/kIQxBNWRzk
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Wife Baffled Why Heater Keeps Shutting Off When Temp Reaches 140 Degrees https://t.co/dTQa9iGa7G
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Yet another leaked video shows Matt Walsh doing yoga. This is real.
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Al-Qaeda Activating Sleeper Cells To Help Get Out The Vote For Mamdani https://t.co/bI06wNuXBE
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We have obtained further exclusive video of Matt Walsh failing to return his shopping cart
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Our journalists have acquired this exclusive video of Matt Walsh at an anime convention.
I am in favor of deplatforming. Anyone who posts an AI slop video should be deplatformed permanently. I'd also be in favor of rescinding their voting rights and their driver's license.
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Report Reveals Biden Allowed Over 2,000,000 Flood Lifeforms Across Southern Border https://t.co/Jswkq1EHfz
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Woman Awarded Trophy For Enduring 17 Hours Of Senseless Agony Instead Of Getting Epidural https://t.co/7nYS1z39wa
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Furloughed TSA Agents Go Door-To-Door Offering To Grope People For Free https://t.co/esuLJALtDi
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Democrats Vow To Starve As Many Food Stamp Recipients As It Takes To Get Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants https://t.co/QbPfrmwa2K
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Zombie Wandering Capitol Hill In Search Of Brains Starves To Death https://t.co/WizcLhm0WN
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