The Babylon Bee
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Joined February 2016
Colorado Authorities Warn Marijuana Consumption Could Lead To Attending Rockies Games https://t.co/SEOMJKiM0P
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‘Why Won’t Conservatives Give Up Their Guns?’ Ask The People Shooting At Them https://t.co/acu6cUBwP4
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Annual Wikipedia Fundraiser Says For Just $2.75 You Can Help Them Censor Truth https://t.co/tDwt6TFIt7
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Here is a roundup of the teachers, social workers, firefighters, city councilors, and doctors who are happy that Charlie Kirk was assassinated https://t.co/hPYSQPrvof
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People in your community - in your children's schools, even - are happy that "fascist" Charlie Kirk was politically assassinated with a bullet to his neck.
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Charlie Kirk's killer still at large; Trump addresses the nation https://t.co/rkMmZJPZRy
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FBI Director Kash Patel says the second suspect detained for the political assassination of Charlie Kirk has been released.
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Charlie Kirk has passed away after an assassin shot him in the neck https://t.co/80AjY8V2xC
notthebee.com
Numerous outlets are now reporting that Charlie Kirk has succumbed to his injuries.
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Trump Calms World By Assuring Nothing Bad Has Ever Happened After Dictator Invades Poland https://t.co/pepYyGf4rH
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Batman Unable To Keep Up With Rising Crime As Gotham City Elects Another Democrat https://t.co/tFk5flPOZ9
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Liberal women call Trump "Hitler of our time" as he dines at DC restaurant (wait till you see his response) https://t.co/1fvcQPFZGc
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Last night the Dream Team (Trump, JD, Little Marco, and Pete Hegseth) went to dinner at a DC seafood restaurant.
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Awesome: Netflix Will Now Just Pump Septic Waste Straight Into Your Living Room https://t.co/W571cR5Cdr
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I talk often about how moral clarity and courage must go together. The former without the latter changes nothing. I hope this new documentary from Focus on the Family will inspire you to do something with your conviction. Stream it for free at https://t.co/sr3ozSJqHb.
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