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@Helpfulmelon

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I fed tuna to pudge. I am an abomination. He/Him

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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
4 months
@sorrelquest @importancatpete Ai replacing comedians now too. High tier
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@Helpfulmelon
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11 months
@neothechozenone @Keembo1133 @CultureCrave @EsquireME This is such an embarrassing thing to tweet. When you get out of school you’ll realise how cringe this moment was.
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@Helpfulmelon
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2 years
@highhandflyy Jupiter be rough at this time of the year, damn.
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@Helpfulmelon
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10 months
@mavmurphy666 @eyeskewer ‘Transitioning wasn’t for me therefore nobody should transition and it’s all fake’ wild take there, lass
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5 months
@JoshSpears007 @euansaunders @laurapurkess The anxiety for me is ‘I can ignore it until a particularly grim government decides that it isn’t written off
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@Helpfulmelon
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1 year
@IanCRoseCity @LeftAtLondon Nah it's a meme, he's still alive bro
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1 year
@bryanjontaylor @uyarakq 'everyone' You mean, everyone except such folk that might not be able to afford a trip to London?
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2 years
@Drivetime19 @implausibleblog Same rate of increase, not same wage you goof. Learn to read
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4 years
@MaxScoville I would just like to point out that names don't mean shit. Is the DPRK democratic? The PRC isn't really for or by the people, and it's pretty quickly becoming not a republic.
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@Helpfulmelon
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1 year
@FindingDore @jessphillips Trans women are women. Jess did the right thing. Cope
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3 months
@UKUpdates_co_uk @LabourWarRoom @reformparty_uk Ahh yes, a magical 5% reduction in spending after 14 years of austerity lmao
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2 months
@alcibiades5410 @NintendoScreens @Elamimaxima You shouldn’t be rolling for situations like this. If something is guaranteed there’s no need for a dice roll unless you’re rolling for a ‘how long does this take’ type deal
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2 months
@jc_1885 Proper wet wipe response. Grow up.
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Bitchin' Brookes
11 months
@BlakeBlakebabee @HeadWarriorTWM Children are not getting fucking surgery you clown. AT MOST they’re being given puberty blockers that are entirely reversible and, I’m sure you’ll agree, significantly better than that child wanting to kill themselves.
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
7 years
@Sargon_of_Akkad Is this the doc. you were talking about?
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2 months
@papayasnorris This is just the PR version of what Lando said tho tbh, ‘it’s not my job to sort this that’s the FIA but this probably shouldn’t happen’ like, I understand and agree that Lando’s response wasn’t great, but it’s not as if he just said ‘yeah this was the woman’s fault’
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@Helpfulmelon
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11 months
@twoshoes_goody @Miss_Snuffy @Keir_Starmer TERFs turning on Jess like she hasn’t done more for women than any of you clowns
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@Helpfulmelon
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10 months
@former_earther @Adams_Hitchin @KILLTHEICON @JustStop_Oil I hate the way that crowds and busy places are so violent towards me. Very rude of those people I hope the cops arrest every person that causes a crowd
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
2 months
@jc_1885 Im not the one having a shit fit about a cross on a shirt fella. Clown
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@Helpfulmelon
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1 year
@heresisted @pickle_bee @awelder Trans folk are famously a big part of pride?
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@Helpfulmelon
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7 months
@OhBabyLetMegIn She’s obviously just a middle manager. The exact kind of people we don’t really need in the NHS tbh
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@Helpfulmelon
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2 years
@NlCKISAN @_CrimsonFucker @Jasonngoose @NoodlesTori @socialist_1917 Firstly, they don’t charge more because you’re American. They charge more because they know you can afford it. Secondly, you should see what multinational corporations do regarding this 👀
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4 years
@Wippledale @CesareGorgeous @catturd2 @Amy_Siskind @MittRomney The main stream media has the ability to grant clemency?
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@Helpfulmelon
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5 months
@TorchwoodTales @Thebigv75 Fellas is it gay to dance in a club?
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10 months
@AidanCTweets @IndiaWilloughby @jk_rowling @AllianceLGB also unsurprisingly quiet. Who would’ve guessed that TERFs don’t care about any of the LGBT community.
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@Helpfulmelon
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7 months
@lewisjsloman I actually don’t hate Olivia I’m ngl. She’s grating but In context of Kerry she seems alright
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@Helpfulmelon
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1 year
@heresisted @pickle_bee @awelder Nobody is telling you who you have to be attracted too, nor who you can have sex with. YOU are trying to erase bi folk lmao, that is homophobic. The only folk trying to take safe spaces away from women are those trying to deny trans women their rights.
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@Helpfulmelon
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1 year
@katepitters6 It is disgusting that medical professionals are expected to work 12 hours. I wouldn’t trust myself not to mess up my relatively simple office job after 12 hours, let alone medical procedures or high speed driving and patient care. You deserve better.
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
2 years
@yippeeayeeh @sharrond62 Can’t do that, everyone would quickly realise how little of an issue it is when there’s like 1 person in each competition
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@Helpfulmelon
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@BrexitEssex @poteidia @GammonMag Gammon is a state of mind, not a skin colour.
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Bitchin' Brookes
2 years
@shelbruton @mario_reyes023 @ClickerEgg @MikeonFire2 @wakeman1991 @JasonRobergeVA @davenewworld_2 If you’re voting Republican, you implicitly support things like this happening. If you don’t vote R, you’re not part of that group.
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@Helpfulmelon
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4 years
@MaxScoville Nah, I'm plenty helpful, I sit on twitter and complain about things too.👍
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Bitchin' Brookes
4 years
@TheeMarkZ @RiotJatt Literally posing for the camera and staring right at it. He is on point.
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
3 years
@MalangKhostay Why not address why a family feels the need to give up their baby to a foreign soldier? It clearly isn't because they think Afghanistan has such a bright future, is it?
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@LostEon @BlakeBlakebabee @HeadWarriorTWM I’m sure they don’t. But they also can’t argue that it’s ‘mutilation’ lmao
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
3 years
@Boogie2988 This is such a weird take tbh. So if she just hit her 18th birthday it's fine, but the day before you're like nope that's sketch af?
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Bitchin' Brookes
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@JoolzDenby @MystiqueCat17 So he’s probably not jabbing needles into patients over and over all day and risking infections like you would be? Seems like it’s not really a health risk? Think you’re making a big fuss cause ‘it’s trans’
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
4 years
@ketchums2012 @realDonaldTrump You don't want the troops to be able to vote then? Thought you Republicans were supposed to be pro-army?
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Bitchin' Brookes
2 years
@Wyfan1234 @fionabygaslight @SophieXY44 @jk_rowling I’m gonna talk you through this real slowly, okay? So, you have a person that identifies as a woman Other people come along and say ‘you’re not a woman’ and make it so that only women can go into this place, can you see how this person is excluded?
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2 years
@jk_rowling @joannaccherry Is it any wonder that the woman you choose to name here is ANOTHER transphobe? Wild.
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10 months
@MATHLOV41395855 @potatopilferer @davenewworld_2 Scalpers don’t provide tickets. Landlords don’t provide housing, dumbass.
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
2 years
@PennyRed Not straight BUT, I agree. I owe everything I am as a person to a selection of excellent women, one of whom had the patience to put up with my bullshit for six years and is still my bestie now. Normalise loving the people who make you better.
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@boxofbudgies @meurigjenkins @BarbaraSexsmith @FondOfBeetles @josierones They are anti-trans women though? They actively want to remove rights that trans women have and some members of that community deny the existence of trans women in general. If that isn’t being anti-trans, idk what is.
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2 years
@sharrond62 Yo, what do you call it if someone was able to do something and then disallowed from doing it? I’d call it being banned from doing it, but maybe that’s just me 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@helioghostt @TinthDoctor The world would be better off with more people like Georgia, who stay quiet on shit they know they don’t know about, rather than jumping on a bandwagon. Also, not everybody has to be an activist on every fucking topic jfc. Let her fight for trans people in this country
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1 year
@korndiddy Happy 11th birthday Zach! You look very good in this pic :)
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Bitchin' Brookes
2 years
@INoahGuy44 @TerceraVenida @UltimateDonX @Black24Payne @blakeflayton I’m not sure ‘do people complain about gay marriage legality in other theocracies’ is the dub you think it is. Or do you miss people complaining about companies and their pride month logos in everywhere that isn’t a homophobic shithole
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@ilovepreserves @gh0st_err0r You don’t sound glad to hear it.
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@IsraelJoffe @LaylaMoran There’s literal video proof of the IDF using White Phosphorus you dumbass.
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4 years
@Lambert2191 @E_Universalis not playing on ironman mode is big oof
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@G1910090398 @btharris93 Yes, it’s the UKs fault that someone started bombing trade vessels indiscriminately
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2 years
@PdxInteractive Imperator Rome 2 announcement????
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2 years
@Wyfan1234 @fionabygaslight @SophieXY44 @jk_rowling You just completely changed the argument. By excluding these people from the spaces in which they feel comfortable, you are removing them from a society in which they feel comfortable.
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@Toothache2404 @emilygdawn @LogikReks @cctvidiots Regardless of inconvenience. That doesn’t give you the right to try to murder someone, knobhead
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@andrewdmct In front of a fella that literally said he used to go set fishing lines up before school so his family could eat, insanity from Kerry to whine about paying a couple quid more in tax.
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
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@f1Lvy @ahmed_baokbah Checo was clearly managing pace. The gap closed to less than 2 seconds and then widened after like 2 laps back to 3/4. He’s not Max, but he’s still capable enough in the absurd rocket ship to win the WDC (it’s probably also his only chance)
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11 months
@lordofthetickle @KateAndersonLTD @Keir_Starmer Rosie Duffield still being in the party
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11 months
@Djinn567 @RuneScape @TheLGBTCorner This is so fucking cringe. Jagex have been supporting pride for fucking years you weirdo. See ya homophobe.
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@Helpfulmelon
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@hotasswiftin Real tho. I’ve seen waaay too much of her on my TL. Girlie needs a normal life and to heal from the absolutely abhorrent life she’s had up until now.
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
4 years
@JanetJealousy It's obviously 1. Anyone else is daft.
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
2 years
@Ju_Is_Crazy @mattxiv When you stan Tate so hard but you still ain’t got no bitches. Probably for the best tho if you’re a CO. Yikes
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
5 years
@Hillster247 @edstar500 @_DHOTYA @venallax Why are they always talking loud enough for everyone to hear?
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2 years
@darrenhunter2 My dude. How you whining about a democratic vote? Sounds like you want a dictatorship where the dear leader isn't held to account by the party that elected him.
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@JoolzDenby @MystiqueCat17 Bullies like me speaking truth and calling you out on nonsense? You said it was a health risk. It’s clearly not a health risk.
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
2 years
@MrSamStreamer Yo, they must be fans if they already know your name, dam
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1 year
@GIChowDotcom @JurgLFC @NoContextBrits I’ll give it to you half price
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2 years
@INoahGuy44 @TerceraVenida @UltimateDonX @Black24Payne @blakeflayton Hell naw. Palestinian theocracy bad too. They just don't deserved to have their children bombed by Israel, ya feel?
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@MilwaukeeForev1 @Wyfan1234 @fionabygaslight @SophieXY44 @jk_rowling You could just like, stop giving a shit about people's genitals. Like, I'm sorry if you have trauma or something, nobody should have to deal with that, but that's also no reason to exclude vulnerable people that, for the most part, just want to feel included in society.
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@bigcitydinosaur Boring af tho
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2 years
@boxofbudgies @meurigjenkins @BarbaraSexsmith @FondOfBeetles @josierones People offering single-gender areas are required to treat transgender people as their presented gender, not the gender they were assigned at birth.
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@Helpfulmelon
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5 years
@Jarge__ Have you considered not buying them shit gifts?
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@TharriesYT It’s not an aversion to it doing well, it’s an aversion to the show becoming less Doctor Who and more generic Scifi (which is exactly what a lot of the problems with late Chibnall was for me too tbh)
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3 years
@doddleoddle CHAD DODIE ENERGY. Learn to dodge Kate, Dodie's too powerful for you.
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@lisakeb007 @LibDems March 8th? It’s literally every year, big deal gets made about.
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@UKUpdates_co_uk @LabourWarRoom @reformparty_uk It’s fucking nonsense politics lmao if the money - devastating public services that are already stretched too their limit isn’t going to grow the economy when we already live in a country that can barely afford to maintain its roads
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@Helpfulmelon
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2 years
@beautheory Honestly probably shoulda hit you up with 'Cringe Lord' instead
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Bitchin' Brookes
2 years
@BootstrapCook @tomhfh You misunderstand Jack. What he’s saying is that he SHOULDNT be getting help. But he’s going to take the handouts anyway, such is the Tory way. Knowing they’re well off and refusing to give back.
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@PeachJars @Dexerto That’s so embarrassing. If I was stalking someone and they got in touch with my parents I’d never show my face again. That’s so fucking cringe.
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2 years
@danwootton Classic Dan ‘Egg’ Wootton trying to pretend he’s masculine
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4 months
@NapoleonBonabot @GregAbbott_TX Fella overthrew a republic in France to crown his dynasty. I’m not sure Americans should be calling for the same thing to happen there.
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7 months
@Faraway_Found @lewisjsloman That people with significant online followings are influencers?
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@Helpfulmelon
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@raggedydocs Orphan 55 was bad even if you didn’t get hyped (like me) tho
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@Helpfulmelon
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@niall_gooch Can’t believe the cops arrested someone assaulting peaceful protestors Damn, cops are capable of doing their job. Who knew
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@Helpfulmelon
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2 years
@Tempo2012 @theJeremyVine You never hear of the flu vaccine, buddy?
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@Froskurinn @jk_rowling Tbh I don't understand this. Rowling posted something in a very polite manner, even if you disagree, I don't understand how she's 'empowering hate'
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@Helpfulmelon
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@edcruwys I aM hErE fOr DiScUsSiOn My dude. It's twitter. you get like 10 words per tweet, no valuable discussion is happening here.
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2 years
@ADHDdesigner I want you to know that I almost liked this tweet and then didn’t because it’s too relatable and gave me anxiety
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@Helpfulmelon
Bitchin' Brookes
4 months
@Glinner @tomhfh Bit rich of you to be asking anyone if they get on with family members. How’s the (ex)wife?
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2 years
@DavidThomasMN @RobinGarwood @ErkaLoubrarian @IlhanMN Dawg, I think they just want someone that will deliver some vaguely progressive politics. Fix your garbage electoral system and you wouldn’t even have these people in your party.
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2 years
@GMRod_ @QuarterJaded Consider not telling people how they should feel
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@AdamSessler In terms of masonry, it's pretty cool, but it's also REALLY gaudy and, as an English person, kind of just reinforces the stereotype of American culture being over the top and in your face. This is obviously ignoring every other problem lmao
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@DylanBurns1776 I don’t agree with the take, the new visa is accepting majority US grads but 🤷🏻‍♂️ Brain drain is a legit thing lmao, also, how is this not a left wing take, she’s not saying that they’re fucking up the country or changing the culture. She’s worried about the original country
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@Mr_Andrew_Fox @SadButMadLad @_ChipperSkipper @metpoliceuk I actually can’t tell if you’re an idiot or deliberately ignoring the point
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@dajopar @Johninpompano Damn, you must be blind as fuck chief.
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11 months
@tesssummers98 @Ace50180813 @RDRlulu @matthewrobb701 @reformparty_uk @Scot_Infidel He got beat by @max_fosh in the London elections. He got beat by his own racism on Twitter, and he’ll probably get beat by Count binface in Uxbridge lmao
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@prob_zero @cmclymer Proper embarrassing that you pay for Twitter btw. Even more embarrassing than being a former navy fella and somehow being anti lgbtq. Gayest branch of the armed forces for sure
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