Max Fosh
@max_fosh
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But…but Joey… did you not see my shredder bit?.
How is Wembley rented out a week before a League Cup Final for the Retard Bowl? 🤷🏼♂️. Fucking embarrassing. Those clowns shouldn’t be anywhere near the hallowed turf. Especially, the big fat fucker in a bandana.🤡. Game has gone…🤯🔫. Retardo’s Everywhere you look. 👀 . Some of.
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nothing I did in my entire campaign against him was this funny.
🚨 NEW: Laurence Fox will not be a candidate for the London mayoral election after after filling in the form wrong.
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🤝.
Whoever came up with the Specsavers ad at Sydney Airport deserves a raise
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Two years ago I printed my CV on my car and parked it outside Radio 1. Today it’s been announced I’ve got a show on Christmas Day at 5pm. I have been asked to say the two are not connected.
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Stole @DannyAaronsFUT phone during Sidemen Hide and Seek. This is only notification he’s got in the last hour
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To anyone who didn’t get the Spotify Wrapped Results they were hoping for. Remember, Jeremy Clarkson got an ‘E’ and a ‘U’ and now has a yacht.
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Want to stop being silly for a second and talk about TV vs. YouTube. Rob & Romesh (two fantastic UK comedians) released an episode of their TV show that was very similar to a video I made a couple months ago. Playing/conducting alongside a professional orchestra
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How it started vs. How it’s going. 4 years of madness - thank you
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They really shouldn’t have given me access to a sky writing plane…
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Mattel, owner of Uno’s, stock price since the meme… The Max Fosh effect 👀👀👀👀
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Harry Potter v Lord Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts (colourised, 1998)
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Election Campaign Budget . Lawrence Fox: £5million.Max Fosh: £0. Polling. Lawrence Fox: 1%.Max Fosh: 1%. #LetsTakeLondonToTheMax.
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The public calling for their heads. MPs calling for them to nationalised. Ticketmaster: send out Fosh.
Don't miss out 🎤 YouTube star Max Fosh brings new show Loophole on tour. Grab your tickets 🎟️ >> @max_fosh
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I snuck into the international security convention under the name Rob Banks. Vid out on the channel!
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. @LozzaFox. You seem to be constantly ducking and diving out of a debate. Therefore, tomorrow, I will be standing outside your HQ at 10am with 2 lecterns. Fosh v Fox. You get upset that Sadiq won’t debate you so surely you should debate me? . After all, we’re both polling 1%.
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Saw some anti-vaxxers storm ‘the BBC’ whilst I got my lunch today. Didn’t have the heart to tell them the BBC moved out a few years ago and it’s now the Tipping Point studios.
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I am giving very serious thought to running for @MayorofLondon again. I’m not going to stand by and watch the city I live in and love be destroyed before our eyes. It is always my wish to collaborate with the other small parties, but they have refused. Watch this space.
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robbed.
Sidemen (3.35) 8-5 (3.91) YouTube Allstars.
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Me: Gets invited to speak at the Oxford Union. Huge moment in my life. First impressions count. Also me: ‘wow’
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I’d like to rule myself out…way above my pay grade.
Well, we found this taped to the back of the set. As sabotage goes it was quite amusing. 😂😂😂
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I just said ‘thank you Edinburgh’ whilst finishing a gig in Glasgow. Memorial is tomorrow, I want everyone to wear something colourful.
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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?.
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The briefcase that I hid £10,000 in has been found. Congratulations to Sam. How did he do it? All will he revealed in Sunday’s vid
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Not bad considering I explicitly told people not to vote for me.
LONDON RESULTS IN FULL👇. 🌹Khan 40%.🌳Bailey 35.3%.🟢Berry 7.8%.🔶Poritt 4.4%.🤡Omilana 2%.🦊Fox 1.9%.🤪Rose 1.2%.🇪🇺Hewison 1.1%.🗑️Binface 1%.♀️Reid 0.8%.🦠Corbyn 0.8%.🐰Hudson 0.7%.💷Gammons 0.6%.🎡London 0.5%.🏠Kurten 0.4%.⛪️Obunge 0.4%.🇪🇺Balayev 0.3%.💻Fosh 0.2%.♻️Brown 0.2%.
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‘You should film a video about this’… . No I really shouldn’t. Those are 5 pigs in blankets. Thoughts and prayers to all YouTubers with their families right now xoxo.
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I think TV is still very important in our cultural eco-system BUT if you are in looking to break into the comedy world and want to show your art to the world. Just press publish.
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I can’t believe he cut me out the silly goose. He promised to tag me
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The BBC making the right decision and giving ol’ Foshy some serious air time
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as his centre back in front of him, I’m worried.
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“Can I copy your homework?”. “Yeh sure - just change it up a little so it doesn’t look too similar”. @NikoOmilana: “yeh course. ”🧐🧐🧐
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I just drove to McDonalds because I got influenced by my weather app. I feel like this isn’t even outrageous behaviour anymore
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Lozza lining the pockets of his main mayoral rival. Cheers for the cash
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last time I take my girl to the ball game.
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The bowling YouTubers won’t see your tweet, but your mates who invited you to bowling birthday parties will. Be kind.
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Gareth Southgate seems like such a nice guy that he’s giving out team instructions like:. ‘Kane you need to find the space behind - no worries if not’.
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As a grown up, I have access to grown up money and I bloody love it
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I understand these figures can be quite reductive but it highlights something. The democratisation of media is absolutely wild. The days of gate keeping by producers who decide what gets shown is over. And due to bureaucracy they can’t produce fast enough to keep up with trends.
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@NikoOmilana has 10x the audience and is polling 10x higher than me. Makes total sense and massive fair play to the guy. He’s smashing it. What I’m more interested in is that @LozzaFox is only polling 0.9% higher 👀👀👀.
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Got 10 bald men to spell out the stupidest spoiler at the Lion King…no regrets . MUFASA DIES
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Disclaimer: in no way did the telly people steal this idea. On the contrary, when I was talking to orchestras - I was told that this episode was already in production. Now here’s the bit I find interesting.
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I’M TOURING A LIVE SHOW THAT IS BOTH HUMOROUS AND ENTERTAINING IN EQUAL MEASURE .
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