Zach Kornfeld
@korndiddy
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Video dude. I don’t like the internet I just live here. Try guy. He/him.
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In 1998 I *begged* my mom to buy me JNCO jeans.
She agreed, but only on the condition we do a photoshoot to prove to my future self how stupid I looked.
Look who's laughing now, mom.
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Btw, not even 24 hours later and Starbucks at the Grove is 100% back to normal.
Property can be replaced. Lives can’t.
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Opening twitter for some lolz but every tweet is about me.
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I’ve enjoyed being a try guy but it’s time to leave now and enter my true form.
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I tried to argue that Hallmark-style Christmas movies are inherently republican propaganda and it’s the most viscerally upset my friends have ever gotten but ya know what I STAND BY IT
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Plus side of coronavirus is plenty of time to learn sick tiktok dance moves!!
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Excited to get back to tweetin The Good Stuff™️ like ribbit ribbit im a frog
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Very cool and appreciated that Variety ran with the worst photo of me ever taken.
"We just needed to make sure that we were doing things right," Kornfeld said. "There’s a right way and a rushed way, and we wanted to make sure we were doing it the right way."
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Tweeting and deleting hot takes is apparently my thing now.
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We’re give or take one year from him remaking the Stanford Prison Experiment.
MrBeast is running a challenge where two contestants can win $500K if they stay in a room for 100 days
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This is now a private account, if you’re reading this you owe me $8.
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I need you all to know this headline isn’t real but if we stick together and organize it could be.
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I said no further comment they said we’re gonna tell everyone about your poop.
Habersberger likened the experience to a breakup, saying he listened to Olivia Rodrigo, while Kornfeld emphasized the physical toll the experience took on him. “My BMs have been wild,” he laughed. “The stress poops have been out of control.”
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I asked my office if Tony the Tiger is hot and they looked at me dumbfounded I can't work here anymore.
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I didn't think it was possible, but after this Super Bowl, and after this election...
Dear god Corrine is gonna win The Bachelor isn't she
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Kanye can get fucked and so can every right wing shithead who’s built towards normalizing this shit for years. The clips are somehow even worse than I was prepared for. Tacky ass antisemetic loser.
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I lost my frog hat at harry styles pour one out for my sweet prince 🥲
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Thrilled they went with this and not my thoughtful reflection on the validity of parasocial attachments cool cool cool
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All this stress gonna make me lose the hair I paid good money for.
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I’m actually stoked to be unverified and have paid blue checks prioritized in my mentions because it’ll make it easier to bully those people mercilessly.
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RT if this makes you deeply uncomfortable in a way you can’t explain.
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Anyway I’m on Twitter sabbatical for a few days but Kanye can get fucked 😌
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I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve but I get truly the best wrong number texts.
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YOU GUYS I’m in a BTS music video I don’t even care that I got Mike Wazowski’d.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but CANCEL YOUR JULY 4TH PLANS.
Whatever you’re thinking it isn’t worth it. Cases are rising all across the country. Drink a beer at home. Your pool party bbq can wait, don’t be a dingus.
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You're not using the Notes app on your iPhone to its full potential.
6 features you might not know about:
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Hey I was there and you’re full of shit.
Large and violent protest occurring in the area of Beverly Blvd and Fairfax Ave. Do not endanger yourself and your loved ones.
Stay away from the area. Large amount of protestors and police presence.
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To anyone saying “I’m a republican we’re not all like this,” I encourage you to reflect on the company you keep. Where do you think this came from? Hope it was worth it.
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2 of our editors got me this gift at the Grand Canyon and brb I’m sobbing
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K it’s been real y’all see ya later. Thanks for the good jokes and unending existential dread.
Twitter is planning to start charging $20 per month for verification
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I realize I’m not adding to the discourse in a way that’s even in the slightest bit productive.....
but America is truly home to the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet
Florida Anti-Maskers invade a Target. They think it’s funny...
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Today we realized Billie Eilish and Jojo Siwa are basically the same age and my brain is broken.
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Wtf did I say on my podcast that people are Venmo requesting me for dumplings
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When Pumbaa sang about this I didn’t realize he meant the cutest shit of all time.
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Dear Twitter,
Make a Spoiler Button to mark tweets so people can opt-in/out of reading big movie discussions so the rest of us can freak out appropriately on here without fear of ruining the experience for others.
Sincerely,
Everyone
Ps ban the nazis and white nationalists too
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Hello world. Hi Army.
Ashamed & embarrassed to admit that after months of pretending I knew what I was talking about I finally went on a BTS deep-dive today and watched all their music videos.
And I am so 1000% on board. Color me army, I am purple, Big Time Socialists 4 life.
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This has fully consumed my brain. I replay it every time it crosses my timeline. I search for it in quiet moments. I’ve seen it 84 times and it still titillates like new. I will sing it on my deathbed. Angela Bassett did the thing. It is all I know now.
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Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana Super Bowl halftime show 2022
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Why do people keeping tagging me in- oh. Yeah, it’s me.
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My mother would like to know if any tequila companies would like to sponsor our wedding.
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Hey you.
Don't listen to the president.
Listen to scientists.
Stay at home.
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Hey just a fun fact that more Americans have died from Covid-19 than died in the Revolutionary War.
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Lips: chapped
Skin: oily
Pimples: forming
Hair: technically, yes
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hey it's me keith i think i'm gonna stop eating the menu sorry
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Hey Zach it makes me sad when you talk politics ☹️😢
I know domestic terrorists - encouraged and incited by the president and insidious conspiracy theories - stormed the capitol in an attempted coup to stop the certification of an election but can you just be funny instead 🥺🥺
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Holy shit how many times do we need to say this.
Wearing a mask in public is not a political issue.
It's a health consideration and a *moral* obligation to those around you, especially those most vulnerable.
It's really not that hard. Promise. It benefits everyone. Just do it.
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Immunosuppressed person here 👋
My health depends in part on you taking care and precautions against illness.
Wash your hands and please stay home if you’re not feeling well, mild symptoms included. Try to resist licking my face. I thank you for it.
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Huh that sounds a lot like...... this year. My memory is shaky can anyone remind me who is currently President?
"You'll have no schools, no graduations, no weddings, no Thanksgiving, no Christmas, no Fourth of July, no future" -- Trump on what will happen if Biden wins
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When given the choice I’ll always pick the smaller spoon. I got my big freak spoons for guests and my happy lil spoons for me. Look at me sippin on soup like the hungry lil giant I am. ˢˡᵘʳᵖ ˢˡᵘʳᵖ
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Weird, thought the hydroxychloroquine would’ve done the trick.
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do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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Self care takes many forms.
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My cousin in Trinidad got the vaccine and became a swollen testicle.
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can't believe this photo is how i find out my parents never truly loved me
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Things may change, but I will always know how to strike a goddamn pose.
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We’re in NY. Keith keeps trying to get Eugene to sit on his lap.
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After 4 incredible years, we’ve decided to move on and are thrilled to be launching this new company together.
Thanks to BuzzFeed for being the place we met and grew together - I’m excited to continue to work with them again in the future.
Amazing things to come!
Comedy group 'The Try Guys' leaves BuzzFeed, forms production company
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Today keith called a cucumber a water hotdog and I’ve never hated a person more.
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Did I inadvertently make the most sexual thumbnail of all time for today's video and only realize it once it was posted this morning?
Nope. Definitely not, couldn't be me. (i'm so sorry, making a new one).
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Are you physically ill from watching these yet?
This man isn't a protester. He was just a guy sitting at a traffic light when cops shot his car with a tear gas round. He got out to yell at them because his pregnant wife is in the vehicle. So they opened fire on them.
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I’m screaming. I love this lil murderer with all my heart.
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Lol at CNN reporting on the 7 officers lightly injured today. Ok now do the protesters.
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I own 42 mugs. 2 are perfect, 3 are acceptable, and the rest are ghouls sent from hell to torment my available storage but can never be disposed of.
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Someone stopped me in the street for a photo and just kept shouting “I found the clitoris” over and over truly a magical moment for both of us.
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Free YouTube video idea: drive around with a supersoaker and spray anyone not wearing a mask.
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Yer a bigot, Hagrid.
Hagrid actor Robbie Coltrane defends JK Rowling in trans row
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Andrew Jackson was a garbage human and a disgraceful president. Fuck that guy forever. Get him off our money, get rid of his statues. We'll never be able to make up for what the US did in forcing tribes from their land, but denouncing that asshat is a start.
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Dave Bautista take my hand I will write you a romcom❕ Let’s find you a Meg Ryan my dude.
Dave Bautista wonders if he’s too “unattractive” for rom-coms:
“I always look in the mirror and I ask myself, ‘Am I that unattractive? Is there something that unappealing about me that excludes me from these parts?' […] I still have high hopes. I’ll just keep searching.”
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