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You can be realistic about the gravity of a sociopolitical situation without resolving to doomerism. In fact, it’s absolutely necessary that you do both these things in tandem.
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Judd Apatow saying that slap “could’ve killed” Chris Rock is so fucking funny lmfao he’s Will Smith not One Punch Man
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if your starbucks order looks like this i am begging you to just do cocaine before work instead
@LeftAtLondon
@iconickbeauty
Oh I have the perfect image of the worst order I ever received while working at Starbucks. All for 5:54 am
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DORA!!! SWIPER IS RIGHT BEHIND THE TREE!!! HE’S TRYING TO STEAL YOUR PICNIC BASKET!!! BOOTS’ SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY IS GOING TO BE RUINED!!!! DORA!!!!!!!
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i believe he can do it
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This is one reason why good cops dont exist; because they’re not allowed to exist.
Massachusetts detective fired after sharing Instagram post supporting Black Lives Matter
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the cOST???? of LIVING??????? has anybody even said that out loud lol
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hall of fame tweet
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yeah fuck those perverts in the (checks notes) asexual community…???
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weed so loud i dumped 4 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico 😫💨🍃
Marijuana has never been more popular in the U.S. — and its carbon emissions have never posed a bigger threat to the climate
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How to make a Frank Ocean song
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If lil nas x twerking on satan is destroying society i say let him do it
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the gun girl is anti-socialism which is funny considering she keeps on getting publicly owned
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the amount of negative responses to this video is crazy. like, am i really supposed to. hate on a woman with a cozy reading area? should we gossip about her amongst the townspeople? should i tell gaston? like wtf are yall on about
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This is exactly how classical music was meant to be enjoyed
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the comedic timing is impeccable i feel like im watching a cutaway gag from 30 rock
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damn… Just heard the news. RIP john lennon.
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Ricky Gervais & Louis C.K.
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Facts abt pizza delivery:
-5th highest job fatality rate (police don’t even make top 10)
-most pizzerias wont allow drivers to even carry a pocketknife on them
-if a driver gets robbed it comes out of their tips
-most car insurance agents dont cover “on job” collisions for them
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this how wars are gonna b announced in the future
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beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat & bath meat
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Billie Eillish at 16: all the good girls 😇 go 2 hell 😧 cuz even god herself 🙏 has enemies 😈
Taylor Swift at 29: & u camt spell awesome withojt “me” 🥴
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One Direction should’ve stayed together & had an LSD phase like the Beatles
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*tips fedora* m’terial girl
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21 Savage: (some hard shit)
Drake (like Ariana Grande): yuh
21 Savage: (an admission of a crime)
Drake: purr
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me when i am the dean of a community college & i have good news & bad news
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now every day on twitter im forced to see something like this
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Isn’t this that Migos song
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ain't whiteclaw the harry potter house
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Icelandic dogs be like Bjärk
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why the fuck is The Good Doctor the main character of twitter rn
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Why does Bruno mars dress like those really fashionable 4 year olds
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“What about straight pride” first of all, toyotathon is coming up
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Centaurs be like “I got the horses in the back”
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dylan mulvaney was dressing like victorious-era ariana grande then after a year of being harassed by conservatives started serving cunt in an intensely-chainsmoking-spliffs-at-the-rooftop-bar-before-her-dj-set way. idc what anyone says she represents the community for that alone
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If Spotify can make up genres I’m gonna do the same. Supertrance. Post-Gospel. Nothing means anything anymore. Indie Ska. Who tf cares. Babypop. Oh what’s that? You’re listening to The Beatles? Are you listening to their Slopmetal era or their Experimental Holiday Music phase?
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what the hell is happening at lollapalooza
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crazy how when u list off pro israel businesses its like. HP PRINTERS!! STARBUCKS!!! THE UNITED STATES MILITARY!!!! then when u list off pro palestine businesses its just… a buncha small businesses. somebodys aunts cookie place. a cool burger place down the block. lmao like cmon
The folks over at
@StopAntisemites
have launched their own version of BDS, but don’t call it BDS because they hate BDS, and using that terminology would be hypocritical.
We all know Zionists are not hypocrites 🙃
They listed my Aunts business - California Cookie Company. She…
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what the fuck do u mean “cocaine is not a hard drug”???? THE CIA WASNT SELLING WEED OR SHROOMS IN THOSE NEIGHBORHOODS FOR A REASON BRO!!!!
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Playstation 0
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you dont need to call it “mac & cheese”… MAC is already an acronym for “mac & cheese” you might as well say atm machine
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Chic-Fil-A has now gone from the uncle at thanksgiving who calls caitlyn jenner a slur unprompted, to the grandma who’ll correct herself after messing up your pronouns but makes a big fuckin deal about how the change is “also really hard” for her
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& hes making a list
& hes checking it twice
& hes gonna found out
Who is naughty or
Nice now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
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When your dealer hooks you up with a gram for only $90
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sorry the netflix show u worked on got cancelled even though the season was more than halfway finished. if it makes u feel any better, they giving abt 3 united states military budgets worth of funding to the stranger things kids so they can be deepfaked to still look prepubescent
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I always loved this screen cuz it accidentally implies the player should jump out a window
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You’re telling me this entire Siberian Orchestra is trans?
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thank u dakota johnson
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Tiktok gays b like WE BULLIED A QUEER CREATOR OFF THE PLATFORM CUZ WE THOUGHT THEY WERE ANNOYING!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY
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okay. that proves it for me. aint no way in hell elon musk has autism
Twitter has changed the order in which likes, retweets and quotes are displayed in a tweet.
Likes are now in the far left, while quotes are now on the right side.
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about to “you hear what happened about the try guys? so sad…” my way into some chronically online bisexual pussy
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imagine being so mad at trans people that you decide to make your entire public identity being second place
A new ad from
@HerschelWalker
stars Kentucky swimmer Riley Gaines who was forced to compete in this year’s NCAA swimming championships against a man identifying as a woman. Watch it:
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imo more improv comedians should come out as pansexual. it makes sense. it’s the “yes, and” of sexualities
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ACAB (Assigned Cigarette At Birth)
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“Well look who decided to come out of their room!”
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Yes im the “haha i do that” viner yes im a girl now no i do not want to talk about it
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sean kingston:
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“$15 AN HOUR? Whats next, A MILLION DOLLARS AN HOUR?!?!?”
Jeff Bezos get approx. $8.56 million every single hour so… lol sure yeah why not
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“Gee I wonder why you aren’t allowed to access your phone while inside the Joe Rogan anti-woke comedy club”
One of the earliest & most well known piece of cell phone footage of anti-woke standup ever taken:
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*adds “omicron, betty died, freddy fazbear yassified” to my 2020’s We Didn’t Start The Fire parody*
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ppl living with their partners talking about “im bored” go make out or something
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Okay but what the article fails to mention is that the “estrogen” in Impossible Whoppers (& other soy protein based products) is phytoestrogen, which doesn’t affect testosterone levels in humans.
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just found out that a derogatory australian phrase for gay ppl is “as camp as a row of tents” ngl they kinda got us w that one
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Heat waves been suckin me off or whatever glass animals said
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when that girl at the end said “i like girls can i still take sausage” that was a win for the trans community
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Yes I think healthcare should be free but furthermore i think if the doctor says there’s “nothing wrong with you” you should get $100 in compensation for your wasted time
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Under capitalism, products are built to break so consumers have to buy new ones. This makes long-lasting products scarce for profits sake... so why would Wonka make a Gobstopper that’s everlasting? In my two hour YouTube video titled “Willy Wonka & Marxist Theory,” I will discu-
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Steve Harvey: We asked 100 married men, name something you’d compare… to your wife!
Sappho: Perhaps I’d compare her to an apple; for how sweet the taste of her flesh feels against my lips… for how supple her b-
Steve (Pointing at board): Show me somethin FRUITY!
Board: [❌]
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A psychologist asked me today about suicidal ideation and i said "no, but like, i get it" and saw her how face changed and knew immediately that i fucked up
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When you think about it, having diarrhea in a rest stop in Montana because of the obscene amount of energy drinks you’ve been drinking on your road trip is pretty much exactly like getting dysentery on the Oregon Trail
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i nominate every music journalism publication to make a list of "iconic lgbtq+ songs" without including a single "this is my fight song" type-beat made by a straight white woman challenge
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*to the tune of Nobody* queens gambit, queens gambit, queens gambit queeeeens gambit, queens gambit, queens gambit, queens gambit, queens gambit queeeeeens gambit, queens gambit, queens gambit, queens gambit, queens gambit queeeeeens gambit, queens gambit, queens gambit, queens g
A stage musical adaptation of ‘THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT’ is in the works with Mitski attached to write the music.
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Cyberpunk 2077? If i wanted to be a girl with a penis navigating a dystopian future, I would’ve just gotten out of bed today.
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just found out that guy who outed zeke as trans on survivor & got instantly chewed out & unanimously voted off is now a full blown twitter terf lmao. FILTH!!!!
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The existence of the words boyfriend, girlfriend, & best friend imply that the three genders are boy, girl, & best.
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funniest discovery of the day goes to the fact that not only did biden never actually say “SODA!!!!!” but trump did actually say “obamna” & left a full second of silence before & after saying the word
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country songs by men: "🎵when u live the 🤠farm life...u need a 👩🌾farm wife👰"
country songs by women: "im literally going to kill my husband"
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fuck zionism fuck israel fuck the united states none of this needed to happen. none of this should happen. humanity did not want this. the demands of bloodthirsty imperialists do not represent anything of value to humankind. to continue to not acknowledge this is delusional.
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GruPauls Drag Race
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THE GOOGLE EMPLOYEES HAVE UNIONIZED 2021 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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this is my impression of Eminem on March 17, 2020
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if every single person on earth chipped in $5 usd to buy twitter… it still wouldn’t be as much as elon spent lmfao
BREAKING: The world’s population has officially reached 8 BILLION people.
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facebook users will be like “tiktok is influencing your children to be TRANSGENDER!” & then follow specific instructions given to them by a faceless social media page on how to hotbox their entire house with toxic fumes
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“I’m cis, I don’t have pronouns”
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“no one wants to work anymore” meanwhile all my trans friends not getting callbacks from entry level jobs that they’re overqualified for
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gay radiohead: “okayyyyyy computerrrr!!!!!!”
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if joe biden funds GENOCIDE there is NO “but he is better than-” cuz HE ISNT. there is no qualifier that makes him "better than" trump or any OTHER genocidal nonce you could list off. THERE IS NO "MORAL OBLIGATION" TO VOTE FOR -ANYONE- WHO FACILITATES A GOVERNMENT FUNDED GENOCIDE
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ppl will say shit like “STAY BACK… IM HORRIBLE! IM AN AWFUL PERSON!!!” & then the reasons why r like. they worry that they annoy their friends & sometimes they wish they could yell at someone who was mean to them. once they ate their roommates leftovers without asking. like cmon
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Why do landlords ever ever EVER even say “no pets”? You already have a security deposit for damages caused by tenants, that can also cover potential damage by pets, it’s not like you’re living in that house with me, like cmon stop being an asshole you already have my money
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challenge for any guys offended by her saying this; what do you find so attractive about sexual naïveté & inexperience, & why do you not value it as important of a quality for you as a man to have?
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The “T.J.” in T.J. Maxx stands for TransJender
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Twitter blue?? I already pay a price for twitter. It already costs me my mental health & emotional growth
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israel ran a superbowl ad telling hamas to “bring (the hostages) home” same day they use US taxpayer money to BOMB a “safe zone” they evacuated 1.4 million Palestinians to.
…but hamas offered to release those hostages earlier that week for a ceasefire. & netanyahu said no. why?
Israel immediately before unleashing another round of mass murder. 30,000 Palestinians will never see their families again.
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THATS $1 TRILLION. A. DAY.
THINK OF ALL THE THINGS YOU’VE BEEN TOLD OUR GOVERNMENT COULDN’T AFFORD. UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CHEATED AND LIED TO.
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You know I had to BOO it to em
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