Overheard at my favorite burger place:
Customer: “Do y’all have chipotle mayo?”
Bartender: “We have chipotle aioli.”
C: “You could have just said ‘yes.’”
@kylerpatterson
@Tracey___G
@AnthonyBass52
I could and that’s why I call him mediocre, too.
(Even though my pitching ability isn’t relevant and you only brought it up as a red herring after being challenged…)
There is no amount of empathy for and understanding about Fetterman’s health and recovery that changes the fact that this is absolutely painful to watch.
@macs_posts
Personally, I fucking love when people act like 2008 was no big deal
It’s a useful signal that they have literally nothing insightful to say
@LinkofSunshine
@cheer_wine
@occams_sword
This is weak sauce but by being president before The Labor Management Relations Act of 1947, FDR was necessarily more pro-union in his policies
@MegRaeB
“Did you spend money today? Thank a banker”
“Did you burn fossil fuels today? Thank a paleontologist, geologist, petrochemical engineer, refinery worker, truck driver, and gas station employee”
@DukeFuqua
I’ve been a leadership donor for years but I will not send another dime as long as Larry Moneta’s anti-Black racism represents the university.
@TheWorldAsWilI
@SiobhanFedelm
@labourball
As a person who has done it, it’s incredibly difficult to get a visa to the European Union that will give you permission to work.
It’s a dead end, non-starter.
My wife: “looks like lots of liquor stores are no longer carrying Russian Standard vodka.”
Me: “Nothing but Ketel One then, support NATO and the Dutch Resistance.”
Thanks to
@MuellerSheWrote
, every time I hear “consultants” at work, I have to stop myself from saying
“Essential Consultants: it’s fuckin Essential”
5⭐️s, would recommend
Had a family emergency, so I ducked out of work
“I’m a husband before I’m an employee” was my last message to my staff before leaving
The support I’ve gotten has been remarkable
@ryanpphotovideo
@accountpalatine
Neighborhoods are not real.
They do not have rights, they cannot be destroyed, they are not harmed, no one owns them.
My cat is dying.
I’ve told him about all of you and he’s very proud to have so many lovely frens.
He’s a good cat and he deserves a good cat-dad.
I am doing my best.
@nevernrind
@ejenk
@DeepShane6
Literally none of what you said applies to this situation.
I am not making fun of his veganism, I’m pointing out his need to center himself.
Keep up or stay out of my mentions with this shit.