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My friend who is a big Fast and Furious fan put this up at work
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$17 is a lot for a fast food burrito right? I'm not out of touch here?
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for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling
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No easier day in the political cartoonist's life than when any public figure dies. Just bust out the ol' "person getting welcomed into heaven" drawing and knock off before noon.
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You would have worked 3 hours at federal minimum wage before you could purchase this burrito.
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Democrats used to have slogans that resonated with people
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Back when they had the courage to let Pikachu be fat.
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I had one Christmas card left in the box so I just decided to mail it to some random McDonald's in Nebraska
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@cooIboobs It's that it's just a fucken basic house. It's a joke about how low the standards are in America. If you can afford just a basic residence it's a dream come true. I feel like a lot of people have misinterpreted the joke as being about like, insulting people's houses or something.
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If you're looking for a fun snack I recommend pretzels covered in house paint
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@dril They should call this seller the Pink Panther, because all you're getting is dead ant, dead ant, deadant-deadant-deadant-deadant, dead aaaaant.
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I have no idea what I pressed to make my phone create this. It was an accident
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@Chris_Huff @RaxKingIsDead You joke, but that's seriously how these people think. They genuinely believe they are doing you a favor by allowing you to subserviently make money for them. I'm not joking when I say that they expect you to be grateful to them, and not the other way around.
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I'm not taking orders from a city that sounds like a donkey kong country level
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Doctors recommend starting every day with a morning cheeseburger
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I'm glad they put the little window there so the pizza can look out
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If anyone's looking for God I think he's at TJ Maxx right now
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Did my phone get possessed by a demon when I took this picture wtf
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@orikron This is literally what I've been saying. If you want a big burger, go wide. I don't want some dumb giant meatball that won't fit in my mouth.
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This restaurant was in Georgia where the minimum wage is- get this, $5.15!. States that abide by the federal minimum wage still have their own lower ones; a symbolic "fuck you" to workers. The GA state government thinks 4 hours of your toil is worth one burrito.
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@amcnal If you didn't see the context of this would your brain even tell you that that was meant to represent a letter?
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I love that whoever owned this before me annotated that like "hey that's the name of the book!!"
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Now that the eclipse is over this sign just sounds borderline suicidal
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Follow me for more Mexican fast food related content and other things.
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I wonder if there's anybody who only ever saw this version on cable and is just like "I don't get it? what's the big deal"
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Try and invent a way out of there you lightbulb making bitch
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@Utwitily This is the content ancient neanderthals would have posted. "Have you heard about this fire stuff?".
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@b1g_damage I am very upset that my grocery slave does not hide his child in the trunk before arriving so it does not burden my sight.
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@fuckyouiquit In America we're not allowed to admit that we don't want to work. Virtues of work ethic and pride and craftsmanship are conflated with exploitation. If you say you don't want to grind your life away to make someone else rich, you'll be perceived as lazy.
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Hard to decide which is less flattering, being photoed next to Ghislaine Maxwell or like this
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@SUMMONFISH (Alex trebek witnessing the proletariat rising up and executing the ruling class): WHOAA!!!.
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@InternetHippo wait I'm confused, so I can leave the scorpion with the bag of seed, and I but I can't leave the fox with the chicken right.
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@DiscussingFilm Uber drivers should unionize too, to stop getting treated like Uber drivers.
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Shelley Duvall was great in the shining as both Mario brothers
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Bad name for a restaurant but a great name for a mining company
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@cooIboobs I don't understand people who pretend not to get the joke. I've seen that take like six times and it's like, I know you get it. Either you get it like I described, or you think it's mocking what people consider a dream home, but I don't believe for a second that you don't get it.
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Took my Pepto Bismol out for a photoshoot at the place where Kennedy got shot
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@subliminaldoom Everything in Montreal costs so much. it's the only place I've been with a 15% sales tax.
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@JamesHibberd "I don't see any moral quality to deciding who lives and dies, or how resources are distributed." This is peak liberalism. It's why they talk about "civility;" it's nothing more than sport to them. You win a game, I win a game, but we'll all go out to lunch together.
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In 1828 William Burke found one of his tenants had died. He sold the man's corpse to doctors for study and then, with an accomplice, went on a murder spree, selling over a dozen victim's bodies for cash. These actions make him one of history's least sociopathic landlords.
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@Billaric This is the best thing I've learned to type since this: . 🖕 👨. 🐛💤👔🐛. ⛽️ 👢. ⚡ 8=👊=D💦. 🎸 🌂. 👢 👢.
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@boltsmag It's not a "prison job paying thirteen cents an hour," it's slavery. Call it what it is, or else you're supporting it.
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@lib_crusher I feel like people really slept on them breaking the window with a baseball after saying it was unbreakable. I know people did laugh at it a lot, but I feel like that was like one of the five all-time funniest things to ever happen.
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@Seamus_Malek Back in the old days, GIs had to the decency to just be haunted by their knowledge of war time atrocities in silence, being slowly consumed inwardly by the things they saw, in ways that would poison their relationships and curtail their life's potential.
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@InfluentialMen1 Didn't these people openly present themselves as evil? Wasn't being evil expressly part of their schtick?.
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This is where I'll be when the rapture happens. Legally, God can't touch you
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Picking up women by letting them charge their phones off my big stupid hat
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@TallBart Christof would have piped 9/11 in, he was always trying to make the outside world sound scary so trying wouldn't want to travel.
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@nfriedmanmusic @brunchausen "gosh the place is unlivable and all your stuff is ruined?? Well I guess I could accept less free money".
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This trope is my favorite part of the Onion political cartoon
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@esjesjesj Does @Grimezsz think Nazis just don't exist? That it's inherently hyperbole to call someone one? They're not fantasy creatures, or ancient history. Musk openly promotes Nazi ideology and openly did three Nazi salutes on TV.
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