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Anarcho-Karenist. Alt-Centrism or barbarism. No pods, no casters
Joined September 2016
Do you ever think, “I like Henry Ford’s antisemitism and untold wealth, but I hate how he reinvented the economy and created millions of jobs.” Well you’re in luck, because we’ve got Elon Musk.
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Please spare us, every GOP staffer is in a group chat where they talk about building an Auschwitz for libs.
As bad as Jay Jones is, knowing that my neighbors genuinely support him as AG while wishing death on Republicans and their children is far worse.
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In fact, if you don't understand his voters' suffering, Jay Jones 2.0 will be even worse.
To understand why Jay Jones won, you need to understand the economic anxiety of his voters
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And you have to admit, he's funny!
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Because they don't have JDS, they take him seriously not literally, they're mad about inflation, they're tired of wokescolds.
Asking an obvious question here, but how could any woman hear what Jones said about wanting his opponent’s wife and young children dead, and still vote for this person?
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You know, I'm starting to think that only one form of voter ID isn't enough. Maybe we need two or three. And one of them has to be a master's degree.
Dems gotta learn that low-turnout off-year elections now favor them. https://t.co/93msarLlBb
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Do not stand at my grave and cry I am not there, I did not die.
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We shall meet in Valhalla, Andrew. Take your ease, we'll keep up the fight from here.
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Hasan gets rejected entry to upstairs seating at the Zohran Mamdani election party “I do not have you for the upstairs list” https://t.co/DCiz9gV466
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(It's the Shia precept that if you're in a place that persecutes Muslims you don't have to do anything in public that will out you.)
A lot of Americans about to learn the hard way what taqqiya is.
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Hmm I don't think Christopher Rufo's plan to make all politics revolve around CRT has panned out.
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This sounds like where a vampire dog in a Nickelodeon show would live.
@StateNavigate @davidshor SPANBERGER HAS WON SPOTSYLVANIA COUNTY, A HISTORIC FLIP THAT EVEN TIM KAINE COULD NOT ACCOMPLISH IN 2018
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People are angry and want to shake up the status quo.
Decision Desk HQ projects Jay Jones to win the Virginia Attorney General election. #DecisionMade: 8:26 pm ET Follow live results on our website.
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I miss when people moved to New York because the Count of Calabria took their crops as a tax.
i think what broke new york city is that people used to move there because they had to. they landed an intense job to make a lot of money. now it’s just midwest girls taking whatever email pilates job they can find to keep living there.
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And now, to round out a deeply ridiculous campaign season, we're attacking Zohran with antisemitic tropes.
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He hasn't even reimbursed me for all the estrogen I put in Halloween candy, the shutdown is hurting everyone.
George Soros told me if i filled out 1,000 ballots for Jay Jones he'd pay for my tuition but idk if i can finish in time my wrist is killing me fr fr
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Zohran's in his mom's movies, Platner supplies his mom's restaurant, it's a worker's revolution baby!
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Imagine thinking the Israeli government is organized enough to plan the JFK assassination in 48 hours.
Two days before his assassination, JFK’s administration demanded Israel allow all Palestinians displaced in 1948 to return home. It would have eventually ended Israel’s Jewish majority. The Prime Minister vowed to “fight it to the last man.” Two days later, JFK was killed.
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I'm so excited for you to discover a certain jeep driver later.
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Not really, no.
Remember how Kamala was bragging about his endorsement
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