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@robrousseau
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4 years
Normalize being nice to me
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2 years
please just build a fucking train
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2016: Maybe it won't be that bad 2021: the Axe Body Spray Corporation stands firmly against the attempted overthrow of the US government
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2 years
What the hell
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She "owns" the Great Star of... what now?
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Ghislaine Maxwell showing up in the background of various historical scenes through the decades like some kind of sex trafficking Forest Gump
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7 months
I hope this is how every single one of our political leaders is treated for the rest of their lives
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Hassan Mafi ‏
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"You have blood on your hands." Canadian activists confront Justin Trudeau for supporting the Zionist regime's genocide of the Palestinians.
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3 years
we're not doing this again
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3 years
What would you do if this was on your Thanksgiving table? 🎥 : halasweetsmn / IG
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4 years
after my son was born he had to stay in the ICU for several days. the bill was $0 because I live in canada
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Bernie Sanders
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What’s the most absurd medical bill you have ever received?
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3 years
Wonder Woman
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2 years
If you don't want anyone protesting outside your house, simply do not spend your entire life accumulating political power in order to take fundamental rights away from millions of people
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3 years
"We can't afford to pay people to stay at home" Yes you can. just change the numbers in the computer it's fine
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4 years
once again minimum wage service workers showing better de-escalation skills than the police
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Pastor Ben
4 years
These are the people who worship Trump and have a deep, seething, and palpable hatred for you.
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2 years
It's ok to just laugh at a rich guy slapping the shit out of another rich guy on live television. it doesn't need to mean anything. we don't need to do this
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Cops when little kids are being murdered in their school vs cops when college students are protesting a genocide
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5 years
my shitty joke from 2013 just manifested itself into reality
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Bringing back some memorable side characters as the series finale approaches
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
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Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone.
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3 years
we're so fucked
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6 years
Might I also humbly suggest organizing your society differently so not everyone is miserable all the time
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Reuters
6 years
Rise in U.S. suicides highlights need for new depression drugs
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3 years
it's not a "conflict" when one side is allowed to use violence and the other isn't
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10 months
Is there any way we can bet on this not happening
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4 months
We've all been watching a nonstop stream of deliberate Israeli war crimes on our phones for months now
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The Spectator Index
4 months
BREAKING: United States says there is 'no sign' of any deliberate Israeli war crimes in Gaza conflict
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4 years
if I were longtime family friends with a known child sex trafficker and my main career accomplishments were covering for my sex criminal husband, passing a flag burning bill and losing an election to a senile game show host, I would simply shut the fuck up
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Once they arrest all the protestors, ban Tik Tok and make it illegal to say "Israel bad" it should be smooth sailing from there
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4 years
AOC: Medicare for all? Establishment Dems: no AOC: free college? Establishment Dems: no AOC: Abolish ICE? Establishment Dems: no AOC: wow it's like we belong to two completely separate parties Establishment Dems: how fucking dare you
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3 years
I'm detecting a common theme
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5 months
It is actually disgusting how the more Palestinians that Israel kills the more we are being asked to take into consideration the hurt feelings of privileged college students who are afraid of slogans
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 years
If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate
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4 years
Fuck
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4 years
this is the closest Bush ever came to anything resembling consequences for war crimes & mass murder
@vivafalastin
sippin on that 🇵🇸
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HAPPY BUSH SHOEING INCIDENT ANNIVERSARY DAY!!!!
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2 years
the image of the Uvalde cop checking his Punisher Phone while children are being murdered down the hall is fucking madness inducing
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3 years
It costs more to maintain a system of perpetual homelessness than it does to just put people who need them into homes
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4 years
@benshapiro pull yourself up by the bootstraps and invent a test yourself
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"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
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🚨 Katherine Brodsky
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Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
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ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝟮𝟱,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗚𝗮𝘇𝗮
@JustinTrudeau
Justin Trudeau
3 months
The past few months have not been easy for Muslim and Arab Canadians. To those who I spoke with today, who shared that message with me: Your pain, your fear, and your hurt have not gone unnoticed. I hear you – and I am focused on working with you to make things better.
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Wednesday: we swear we didn't bomb that hospital Saturday:
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Marwa Fatafta مروة فطافطة
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All hospitals in Gaza received warning from Israel that they will be bombed, according to the health ministry.
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6 months
I imagine this person is going to be investigated by the police, fired from their job and have their life ruined over this, right?
@Remroum
Remi Kanazi
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A wholesome genocidal message at #MarchForIsrael
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10 months
extreme dying empire energy coming from the US government rn
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4 years
this is probably a mistake, I was told that he was giving all his money away?
@cnni
CNN International
4 years
Bill Gates has surpassed Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos to reclaim the distinction of richest person in the world, with a net worth of $110 billion, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index
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7 months
It is absolutely psychotic to look at the destruction in Gaza—which looks like it has been hit by a nuclear bomb—and say "I think Palestinians are lying about their death toll"
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1 year
Every fuckin time
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4 years
lol check out the details of Jeff Bezos's homelessness charity initiative. philanthropy is a scam
@bethbourdon
beth
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@kenklippenstein lol go fuck yourself jeff
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2008: Waterboarding is not torture!! 2020: Wearing a small piece of cloth in front of my face to help slow the spread of a deadly disease is literally torture!!
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3 years
free daycare is bad and no one wants it or likes it, according to this study from the Exxon Citibank Small Business Institute of Personal Freedom
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It's weird and I don't want to
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
5 months
Dear men, what is preventing you from doing this?
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10 months
Mmm, ice cream so good. Mmm, ice cream so good. Gang gang. Yes yes yes. Yes yes yes. Yes yes yes. Gang gang. Mmm, ice cream so good
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4 years
this is so fucking heartbreaking and it would be nice for someone in the media to start treating the ~multiple murders~ that have happened at protests over the last few weeks with the same seriousness & gravity they applied to a goddamn burning Wendy's
@ErikLacitis
Erik Lacitis
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I talked to Katelyn Hoberecht, vet clinic co-worker of Summer Taylor, dead at 24: “Staying out all day and night (at the protests) while still working full time taking care of animals . . .the most ecstatic human being I have ever met . . ."
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4 years
Bernie should fuck around and unsuspend his campaign
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1 year
Ironically, Elon Musk being slowly driven to madness as he desperately and pathetically attempts and repeatedly fails to be funny, is very funny
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4 years
no job should pay less than 55k
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A final what now
@BertaAdvantage
Alberta Advantage 🌾
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US ambassador to the UN, after vetoing a Gaza ceasefire resolution: “We will continue to actively engage in the hard work of direct diplomacy on the ground until we reach a Final Solution.” 👍👍👍
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2017: Punch. Every. Nazi. You see 💪 2023: Well, just being in the Waffen SS doesn't necessarily make someone a "Nazi," many were simply anti-Soviet nationalists who
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I try to avoid Star Wars discourse but one thing I do find stunning is that Disney took this incredibly popular franchise, poured countless billions into it but did not take the time to sit down and plot out a three movie arc? just make it up as you go along? That's the plan?
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there have been ongoing historic uprisings against police violence for months with an accompanying massive media spotlight and a cop will still shoot a guy 7 times in the back in front of his kids in broad daylight. fucking depraved violent lunatics
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it's weird that every dollar the government spends on actually helping people live causes inflation but printing trillions to murder people in the global south, or even just injecting it into the stock market to keep the line going up is fine. but this is why I'm not an economist
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Big congratulations to everyone getting outflanked by Alex Jones on this
@RealAlexJones
Alex Jones
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Israel has lost the high ground. This is not war. It is robotic mass genocide. Section 1091 of Title 18, United States Code, prohibits genocide whether committed in time of peace or time of war. Genocide is defined in § 1091 and includes violent attacks with the specific intent…
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I would rather do the first thing
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@jk_rowling You literally have a castle and you spend your time doing this
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3 years
tell me you're a sociopath without saying "I'm a sociopath"
@TheNYSocialist
✡️ A socialist from NYC
3 years
Actual video of Senator Sinema voting no to the minimum wage amendment:
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Watcher.Guru
1 year
JUST IN: SpaceX purchases large advertising package from Twitter.
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👍
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3 years
coming soon to a protest near you
@Jake_Hanrahan
Jake Hanrahan
3 years
The IDF has been using small drones to drop tear gas on protesters in Ramallah in the West Bank.
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I wonder if these are related somehow
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This is why they want to ban tik tok
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It's so depressing that it's 2021 and we're still debating climate change solutions that should have been implemented 30 goddamn years ago
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So I'm hearing that occupying buildings is actually violence? Interesting. I wonder if there's another situation where we could apply this logic... hmmm
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He does not know how to do those things
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2016: fuck your feelings, Snowflake 2017: I found the latest Shakespeare in the park production quite untoward. I require a fainting couch
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3 years
to me the most impressive thing about Obama was his steadfast support for vital organizations like Doctors Without Borders. Google "Obama Doctors Without Borders" for more info
@novelidea14
Ally Oop
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Happy 60th birthday to a former President, who’s biggest scandal was wearing a tan suit. #HappyBirthdayObama 💜
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Amy Schumer 2013: Whoa, I'm talking about sex over here, I've got no filter, whatttt can I say that? LOL Amy Schumer 2023: Child murder is good
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the promise of potential mass human sacrifice has pleased The Line
@markets
Bloomberg Markets
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U.S. stocks rally more than 5% at the open
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hey Dan I know your vision isn't great but do you recognize these guys
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@DanCrenshawTX
Dan Crenshaw
3 years
The left uses violence. The right uses their voice. The difference matters. And all the DC businesses that boarded up their windows know exactly what the difference is.
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I'm not a legal expert or anything but I'm pretty sure this is a crime
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@elonmusk I was taught my whole life that capitalism was a good & moral system, socialism was evil, violent and doesn't work, and that billionaire industrialists like Elon Musk were in that position because they were special talented geniuses. I now know none of that is true. thank u Elon
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I'm pretty sure there is in fact evidence of this
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@NikkiMcR
nikki mccann ramírez
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Musk doubles down on his claims that there's no evidence the Allen, Texas mall shooter had white supremacist beliefs, and that @bellingcat "does psy-ops" professionally.
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ever wanted a subway that costs $80,000 to enter and can transport like two dozen people at once? thank you mr science genius
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Coming soon
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I will never, ever, forget that in this moment of crisis, the democratic party just openly told this generation to go fuck themselves
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How many of these ghouls spent the last week arguing that a pregnant woman being shot by a cop for suspected shoplifting was totally justified
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I wish I had a fraction of the confidence in myself that americans have in their military, which hasn't actually won a war in like 5 fucking decades
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folks, when you have a far left radical like Joe Biden at the top of the ticket, you need to bring in a Klobuchar-like figure to appeal to those moderate swing voters. the adults in the room understand this
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5 years
ancient boomer proverb
@thehill
The Hill
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Biden says he's "not sorry for anything that I have ever done"
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If Hamas actually was like ISIS they'd be getting armed by the CIA
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after Bernie's historic blowout win in Nevada, the following week-long news cycle was about his praise for Cuba's literacy program in the early 80s
@ChrisCillizza
Chris Cillizza
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Bernie Sanders thinks the media cost him the nomination
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liberals: 👏 get 👏 young 👏 women 👏 involved 👏 in 👏 politics 12-year-old girl: can we find a political solution that prevents my future from becoming an apocalyptic nightmare? liberals: shut the fuck up. how dare you
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Do you ever just sit around and suddenly remember that you've been living through an unprecedented traumatic crisis event for the past year and a half and will probably be dealing with the profound psychological consequences for years to come lol
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It is truly bizarre how we are continually hearing unverified horror stories about violence against Israeli babies while simultaneously inundated with a nonstop stream of videos and images of Palestinian kids being murdered, maimed and traumatized, which is apparently justified
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it's pretty cool how if you get to a certain level of wealth and political connections there are just no laws anymore
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1941: we must sacrifice millions to defeat fascism and save the world 2020: we must sacrifice millions to make Number Big Again
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It's not true that nothing happened afterwards. police departments across the country were given more money
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 years
@JohnnaCrider1 @stats_feed Underground tunnels are immune to surface weather conditions (subways are a good example), so it wouldn’t matter to Hyperloop if a hurricane was raging on the surface. You wouldn’t even notice.
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Two weeks ago: we would never even dream of targeting a hospital today:
@Lowkey0nline
Lowkey
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A now-deleted tweet by the Israeli occupation forces claims that ambulances and hospitals are legitimate military targets.
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Giving poor people money to buy groceries: bad for economy. causes inflation Bailing out rich people after bad investments in industries they purposely & specifically lobbied to deregulate: saves economy. no inflation
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AP: Moral Israeli airstrikes defensively destroy our offices in Gaza
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HEARTWARMING: this 95-year-old woman just took a job lying down in dirty puddles so billionaires can get from their limousines to their child sex dungeons without messing up their shoes
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no one has "called for the genocide of Jews" at a pro-Palestine demonstration at any college campus, or anywhere else. not one person has done this. it is completely made up
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if you think this is bad, just wait until we start releasing billion-year-old bacteria from the melting arctic permafrost!
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Absolutely chilling. I hope the author of this piece has mentally recovered from what was obviously a traumatic experience
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So the way this seems to work is: -Israel commits horrifying atrocity -international outrage -Israel denies atrocity -a day or two of western handwringing -nothing happens -Israel continues committing similar atrocities with total impunity
@sahouraxo
sarah
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BREAKING: Israel just opened fire on Palestinians who were waiting for flour trucks in northern Gaza, massacring and injuring 110 civilians. 110 innocent, starving civilians awaiting food. Israel is committing a holocaust with weapons supplied by Western regimes.
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People love to talk about supporting Palestinians until they start actually defending themselves, then it's time to think about their media career
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Occupy was a desperate plea for help from a generation that was seeing their future being stolen from them in real time, and it was treated like a childish tantrum by the media establishment and ruthlessly crushed by the political establishment
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