Guy’s security camera catches kid tearing it up on his driveway almost every day, so he decides to do something about it.

“Damn straight we did!” Stephen Miller has epic meltdown on CNN, Jake Tapper literally rolls his eyes at him.

“5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS!” Trump, who has absolutely no medical or scientific training, screams medical advice in all caps rant at pregnant women.

“So thank you, Mr. President, for all the many ridiculous things you do each and every day.” Jimmy Kimmel wins Critics Choice Award for Best Talk Show, thanks Donald Trump.

“Because nobody knew at that moment, I mean that was the first I heard about it.” Trump pressed on why he believes Putin’s lies, offers flimsy excuse.

Ten people who spread false internet claims that France's First Lady Brigitte Macron was born a man are found guilty of cyberbullying in Paris.

Trump threatens Colombia President Gustavo Petro: “Colombia is very sick too, run by a sick man who likes making cocaine and sending it to the United States, and he’s not going to be doing it very long.”

“You know what his objective is, it’s Jeffrey Epstein!” James Carville goes off on Trump’s strike on Venezuela, slamming it as a diversionary tactic to distract from the Epstein files.

“Good night. Happy New Year.” Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro being perp walked in New York.

The monarch now has a colony.

Trump watching top secret Venezuela operation unfold at Mar-a-Lago last night. Curtains? Sure doesn’t look like a very secure room, but that’s Trump for you.

Trump on what happens next with Venezuela: “We’re going to run the place.”

“Something’s gonna have to be done with Mexico.” Trump threatens Mexico.

Venezuela bombed, president captured. So it had nothing to do with drugs.

“Wicked” composer Stephen Schwartz pulls out of the newly renamed Trump Kennedy Center’s 2026 lineup: “There’s no way I would set foot in it now.” Everything Trump touches dies.

Trump goon Kelly Loeffler, the head of the Small Business Administration, looks straight into the camera on Fox News and claims Trump “won’t pardon people for committing crimes”.

Trump, the “President of Peace”, bombs Venezuela’s capital of Caracas.

If you have to keep boasting you’re in “perfect health”, you’re not in perfect health.

Psychopath Trump attacks George Clooney, claims “he wasn’t a movie star at all”.

Despite video evidence, Trump denies he dozes off during meetings, says he’s just “blinking”. Trump: “I’ll just close. It’s very relaxing to me. Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.”