Evan Jenkins
@ejenk
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🌐neoliberal 🏙️yimby 🚫🚗bancars 👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼👶🏻dad ⛵️sailing
Chicago, IL
Joined May 2008
On March 15, 1999, $299 could buy you the Nvidia RIVA TNT2 Ultra, perhaps the most powerful graphics card in the world. Or, you could’ve invested $299 in Nvidia stock, and you’d have $1.36M today.
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Trump meant to nominate ejenk but it autocorrected to ejantoni. Easy mistake to make.
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RT @ejenk: @pli_cachete Asking an LLM to count the letters in a word is like asking Grothendieck to name a specific prime number.
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Hemingway could never
Amazing prompt for @OpenAI GPT-5, you have to try this:. "From everything you know about me, write a short story with 2000 words tailored exactly to my taste. Think hard.". Enjoy, and let us know how it turned out!.😏.
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The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct
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You just know the policy proposals are, like, “relegalize chattel slavery”
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Asking GPT-5 to make me as much money as possible before it gets rolled out to everyone else and all the alpha disappears.
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Homes will not be affordable until the median wage is $200k/week, I guess.
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I thought this graph was a really funny joke until I saw who posted it.
It is insane that in the richest country in the world, millions cannot afford a home and hundreds of thousands are homeless every night. We need major investments in affordable housing, not tax breaks for billionaires.
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Replit strikes again!.
It has been brought to our attention that some sections of Article 1 are missing from the Constitution Annotated ( website. We’ve learned that this is due to a coding error. We have been working to correct this and expect it to be resolved soon.
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If I had invested $100 instead of writing a snarky tweet I’d have a million bucks.
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