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@ckayerawlings
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3 years
Back when I was working on Bernie’s campaign, I remember suggesting to him that we send every working family seasonably scented candles (while avoiding the gauche, like pumpkin pie), and he turned to me and said, and I quote, “I fucking love your energy bitch”
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This is the real batman
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everyone knows that emotionally the day ends at 330
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pay people to stay home
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Wear a mask.
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Academics: “This paper addresses a gap in research that has been bedeviling scholars for years...” The gap:
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Pay. Californians. To. Quarantine. And. Cancel. Rent.
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WEAR. A. MASK.
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This is a baby crow! A little tiny genius bird!
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Jeremy Corbyn once grabbed my ass and told me it was “hella jewish”
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@ckayerawlings
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and all of the sudden Housing for All was possible...
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Jory Rand
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Governor Newsom: State is procuring hotels and motels to convert to appropriate sites for the 108,000 unsheltered homeless in California. @ABC7
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Academics be like: here’s 22,000 why don’t you move across the country for 9 months?
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@ckayerawlings
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I really cannot express how anti-worker this man is and I would know I used to work for him!
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@ckayerawlings
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the words “kiddo” and “doggo” make me want to slit my throato
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@ckayerawlings
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If he: -is always eager to do the dishes -needs a quick snack break -is almost ready but “just wants to tidy up a bit” -would love to join you for coffee or happy hour -checks Twitter compulsively He’s not your man...he’s you not writing
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@ckayerawlings
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Nancy Pelosi spent her last days as house speaker writing anti-union legislation to prevent a rail strike with Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell
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@ckayerawlings
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You can consume all kinds of “problematic” media/art without remorse. The wacky politics or immorality of some work is not going to infect you via osmosis 💁‍♀️
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Prop 22 passed in California, leaving drivers as vulnerable as ever. If you’re wondering how this happened, remember that the affected tech companies spent more money on Prop 22 in California than Bernie raised in the entire 2020 cycle, nationally.
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@ckayerawlings
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Submitting my dissertation
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Best advice for new PhD students?: Don’t worry about it. There are no jobs. Nothing matters. Lol. Join the Union.
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Jennessa Rooker BSN, RN, OCN
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Best advice for new PhD students? @PhDVoice I've heard "Write at least an hour each day" a lot today
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@credenzaclear2 Like it’s wild that we need to say “adopt don’t shop” but for people
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@ckayerawlings
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The show “Hollywood” is a liberal wet dream where 1940s LA is home to openly gay movie stars (not a thing), where everyone said “people of color” (def not a thing), & where a black woman plays the romantic lead and wins the academy award—but no thriving communist party (a thing)
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Walrus detail at Arctic Club Hotel in Seattle (1914)
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Cutest dog a the Silverlake Dog Park
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@ckayerawlings
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Just a quick reminder that even if by some freak accident you get a tenure track job, you don’t deserve it any more than the next person. It’s meaningless blind luck. And with this freak accident you’re now obligated to work to make sure the academy changes
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There was a hot 2020 second there where I genuinely believed Bernard would be our next president
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We are our parents watching The Who at halftime but its Snoop Dogg
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Give this person a PhD in emotional cartography
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this person has cleared never logged on to twitter dot com
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Ashraf Ghani was a professor of anthropology at Johns Hopkins before becoming president of Afghanistan, possibly the only position in the world more precarious than academia
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@ckayerawlings
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Socialist dudes don’t make better feminists but they are uglier
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@ckayerawlings
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Italy is reopening its ”Wine Windows” built during the plague for COVID and they’re putting america’s little free libraries to shame
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@ckayerawlings
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Developers are terrible architects, a forever thread
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@ckayerawlings
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@VinSidious @CNBC @CNBCMakeIt And lives in an actual place that exists
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by 430p i am thinking about bed and my coffee the next morning
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Why are superhero movies a bajillion dollar industry? I wish I was being insincere but I’m Not! I really want to know! What do you like? But more importantly -why- do you like what you like? “Entertainment” is not an answer
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Two behaviorists have sex, one turns to the other and says, “it was good for you. How was it for me?”
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this site is Borges’s Library of Babel
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Kobe is going to end up dying in a helicopter crash
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Just learned the Pope follows 8 people and they are all Him
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Meghan Markle and I both got our start at the Humphrey Yogart froyo shop in Sherman Oaks, CA. It’s a princess making shop.
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the two most interesting blondes from the last ten years, Sidney Sweeney and Rachel Dolezal, are both daughters of beautiful Spokane, WA
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@ckayerawlings
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Oh and he’s actively trying to replace his own workers with AI 🫠
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@ckayerawlings
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Being an academic takes all the fun out of being an intellectual
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@ckayerawlings
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Q: “How can our houses affect our mental health?” R.J. Neutra: “How can they not? I mean, where do we go crazy?”
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Millennials now in their 30s own only 3% of the wealth while boomers at around the same age owned 21% of the wealth—we will never be homeowners, perhaps some of us will be parents...
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@ckayerawlings
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Writing a dissertation is hard. Writing a dissertation during a pandemic following years mass casualisation of the academy leading to historically low jobs numbers, even harder.
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the second someone gets tenure, or even just the TT job, they start believing there's still a profession, like they're not clinging to a corpse, at an institution living on borrowed time
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I am soooooo excited to announce that two of my closest friends, both of whom are currently working full-time as Adjunct Professors, are marrying their respective parters for healthcare! 💉💑💉💑💉💑💉💑💉💉💑
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What I imagine historians say to one another: "hey dude, loved your paper! You got the facts in order and everything!"
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First day professoring 🌸🌸🌸
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I don’t understand how academics keep academicing on Twitter — aren’t you tired from work?! Have some fun. Live a little.
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Academics be like “famously” and then tell you something that’s somehow the very opposite of famous
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dis cute
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The barista at the Capital One Cafe suggested I order drip until I’ve passed my savings goal 😩
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Umberto Eco would be 92 today, sending one up a legendary cheeseball
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Reject modernity Embrace tradition
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The ladies of Instagram are hot ; bebs on Twitter are v funny ; and the gals on tiktok are bending the space-time continuum to reach their highest potential and manifest a better future that is free of your drama and negativity
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Is it possible for a low-follower account and a high-follower account to have a consensual relationship?
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When I was little I never heard of people not liking kids. People were so thoughtful and kind to my mom who had four of us. I really feel for all the kids growing up now in a world where adults feel comfortable openly disliking children due of their age and abilities
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Some RAND Corp dudes, just coming together, hanging in LA, in their very dope midcentury house,smoking,and planning their pitch to the State Department on mutually assured destruction
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Only emotional scabs work before 11:30a or after 330p
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shouldn't dystopian movies be extraordinarily boring?
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I’ve never seen the use of “comrade” ring more true than today with the passing of @_michaelbrooks
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You are welcome for this amazing post, I am a very smart genius. Don't worry I will come on your podcast.
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A PhD entrepreneur. 𝗔 𝗣𝗵𝗗 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘂𝗿. A PhD entrepreneur. ᴀ ᴘʜᴅ ᴇɴᴛʀᴇᴘʀᴇɴᴇᴜʀ. A PhD entrepreneur. A PhD entrepreneur. ˙ɹnǝuǝɹdǝɹʇuǝ ᗡɥԀ ∀ A PhD entrepreneur ᴀ ᴘʜᴅ ᴇɴᴛʀᴇᴘʀᴇɴᴇᴜʀ. A PhD entrepreneur. ˙ɹnǝuǝɹdǝɹʇuǝ ᗡɥԀ ∀
@ProfessorIsIn
Dr. Karen Kelsky 🏳️‍🌈 Cease-fire Now ✡️
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Are you a PhD entrepreneur? Are willing to share your story? If so, fill out this questionnaire and we will feature you in Ivory Towers on The Rearview Mirror!
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No man in my life has ever insisted I watched the Sopranos, enjoy Tarantino movies, or read Infinite Jest. I just enjoyed them on my own because I’m amazing.
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In 2017 I joined a room of 6 other students interested in starting a union. From 2018-2019 I was co-president of @EmoryUnite . It was a small union of 7 or 8 ppl but we slowly grew. I doubt anyone in the room today knows me but today Emory voted to unionize and I’m crying. ✊✊✊
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EmoryUnite!
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909 votes for yes, 73 no votes, we won!!!!
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Movies like Justice League are equivalent to putting on a VR headset that tries to convince you you’re drowning but there are no stakes, so it’s just kinda cumbersome and weird, and like, you almost wish you’d just drown!
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I am horny for friendship 😔
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Biden sucks man
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@Brandon_Bird Yea so basically he blew up when Musk was in the midst of buying twitter because Musk’s direct messages with J were made public as part of his court case during the drama with his purchase. And people laughed cause J was so obviously trying to suck up to Musk.
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I’ve been awarded a second fellowship for next year 🥰🥰🥰
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Jessica Krug created an entire new version of herself (POC) to legitimize her own research. It’s as if she couldn’t research the life and histories of peoples of color unless she convinced herself she had lived one. The limit case of our obsession with standpoint epistemology
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I just learned the BBC is doing a 24-hour livestream of the Queen’s coffin. That’ll be the most boring thing to watch of all time … or the most exciting
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why is it that every time I spell “calander” I spell it wrong even though I know I’m gonna spell “calender” wrong — good thing time is a lie
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If private property is invented then why can’t ghosts leave the house they die in?
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university with a 12 billion dollar endowment but that refuses to extend stipends during a pandemic keeps emailing me about “BLM resources”
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The fact that Nancy Pelosi is an 81 year old, insider trader that runs the “liberal” party makes it all worthwhile
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I’m thrilled to announce I did not publish a book for the third year in a row. Thanks to all the friends that made this not happen! 🥂
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2016: “yea but she’s a ~young~ 83!”
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The modern university combines the worst of medieval scholasticism with the worst of neoliberalism. It’s a system premised on patrons who have no patronage to give
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This crow is a chicken my baddddd
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Look at these sweet angels! @cushbomb @ambercrollo
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Honestly the audacity of the question has me thinking about leaving this thang
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best DM 💋
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It doesn’t seem real, and maybe I hallucinated it, but I’m pretty sure I successfully defended my dissertation.
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Bernard in baseball caps
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The first thing I learned working for the union was to always celebrate one another’s wins. Their win is not a penny out of your pocket—there is no shortage of pennies—it’s the penny keepers you should be mad at
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Damon Linker
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I think Dems are wildly underestimating the intensity of anger college loan cancelation is going to provoke. Those with college debt will be thrilled, of course. But lots and lots of people who didn't go to college or who worked to pay off their debts? Gonna be bad.
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I wish there was a microwave for making things cold
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With every shower I get one step closer to understanding my own dissertation
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Men, what stopping you from dressing like this 24/7?
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Baby coyote in LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the French government will be covering shipping costs for deliveries from independent book sellers as they return to lockdown for a second time 💕
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did you know that they keep the baby formula behind the counter because it’s one of the most common things people steal—people desperate to feed their children. Lololololooololololololololololol plz kill me
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*Nobody* Me:
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If only labor strikes got as much coverage as that one Peloton ad
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Please stop posting twitter stories! It’s a government psyop that will finally expose the coolest, most hardcore political tweeters as secretly not at all that good looking!
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what if this is all happening because we took parker posey for granted?
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THREAD: Bernie Sanders is the reason RBG died
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