Strudel's next adventure has finally arrived! In MUSHY DOUGH, our hero bravely travels all the way to the mysterious Bug City, where he participates in the great sumo tournament for honor, self-discovery, and hopefully some tasty lunch. Visit @pokidot_shop to grab a copy!

Nice job bro, that level of engagement yields about 12 dollars here on X

They never cared about black lives, it was only an excuse for commie terror cells to loot and destroy Americam cities without getting prosecuted

Now that shopping season has begun, be sure not to forget Strudel's latest book! Visit https://t.co/pfDFRHJaG6 to grab yours. Signed copies with unique drawings are also available (and if I may say so, they are very charming).

And when you gentlemen take your land back from the commie menace and kick every last terrorist out (as we are struggling to do here in the US) please invite me over so I can admire your beautiful history for a week or two.

I hereby give permission to all residents of the UK to print my cartoons and plaster them wherever you like. May God be with you. 🫡

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There is only one caucasian character in AC Shadows, and he wants to eat the Asians and the black man. What did Ubisoft mean by this

There are no new stories. We are, in real time, witnessing Britain sell their country for a bowl of soup.

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America is at war, and we need to start acting like it or these motherfuckers are going to keep picking Americans off one by one until there’s nobody left.

I say this because betting apps and shit are apparently on the rise and I cannot describe what a fcking waste it is. We live in an age where our people seem allergic to building things. Only dismantling. I look down at them with total disgust.

Gambling is for assholes. I've heard of people blowing 5 to 6 figures in one day that could pay skilled Americans for a year of work. You could build culture, give people jobs, build a company, invest in the future - but instead you piss it away on a momentary thrill.

It's the same with the word "antisemite," which is being casually thrown at people who are neutral and don't care, putting them in the same category as people who actively hate. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, hysterical behavior conjuring boogeymen out of thin air.

The word "nazi" has lost all meaning. I don't know if this is intentional. It now apparently means "people who want criminals to go to jail." This is why naughty boys shouldn't cry wolf. A real wolf will appear one day, and nobody will believe them.

Sounds like a great time for a retired Army Ranger to invite some buddies over for a BBQ

On top of that he beat one of the Yokozuna (Hoshoryu, the opponent above) five times in a row AND had to win two matches in a row on this evening alone. Very impressive.

A few seasons ago I was prepared to write this dude off as a token caucasian in sumo, but he is really talented. He’s quick, takes damage well, uses judo, and is clearly a hard worker. Much respect to Aonishiki.

Fun fact: Thomas Kinkade (yes, the painter of light) worked on backgrounds for Fire and Ice. Small world.

• Watching clips of Fire and Ice • "Man this movie sucks, I love it" • I wanna make one • All I have to do is get a few muscular dudes to pose and I can animate it • ??? • Profit