@svershbow
Trick question. He told her in September before he did a bunch of contradictory things. He will propose to someone else the following November.
@POOPSCRUFFIN4U
I know doctors that live off of scotch and adderall and plenty of nurses that love cocaine but jobs that don’t even pay a living wage are out here testing for weed.
@DrBillFisher
@TreyYingst
When I see folks arguing with doctors and scientists about things they are totally unqualified to have an opinion on, I have to admit, I’m not at all surprised that this is where we are now.
@itsmariannnna
Bruh, just the other night I was standing outside wearing only a big ass tshirt, high as fuck, looking at the moon. And I was like, “wow, the universe is incredible,” and that’s why I will never give up marijuana.
@jonswaine
@theferocity
A women’s healthcare clinic where maybe abortions took place but also where women go to have access to Pap smears, mammograms, general medical care. This is horrific that someone feels comfortable saying this shit.
@MarxistLEO
@SharletteH
@hughhewitt
Republicans care so much about troops that they go out of their way to ensure none of our returning vets suffer from homelessness and all of them receive the healthcare they deserve.
@quintabrunson
People that say this are:
A. Uncomfortable with successful women B. Uncomfortable with successful black people
C. Uncomfortable with successful black women
D. Jealous
E. All of the above.
@LindseyGrahamSC
@realDonaldTrump
You have to really hate understanding US history to believe the problems created by US policies and intervention have nothing to do with why people now have to flee their homes.
@JenAshleyWright
@Rschooley
I chose minority studies as an elective in college and I don’t understand how it wasn’t a required humanities course. When we allow teachers, nurses, doctors, police to enter into their field without understanding our brutal history we allow them to carry unchallenged biases.
@BradfordPearson
I did gymnastics for 16 years of my life and let me tell you, she is spinning multiple times while flipping multiple times. That is incredible. It’s a spring floor but it doesn’t give you a 6ft vertical. Anyone that thinks this isn’t an incredible feat, can catch hands.
@TheSteinbag
@deanmcgowan
I’m not sure I wouldn’t punch some of my guests in the throat if there were no consequences. Thinking about the 2 business men that dropped my tip on the floor and told me to bend over and pick it up.
@JessicaValenti
Girl. He has a calendar that proves he didn’t do it. I still have a calendar from my freshman year of college that explicitly mentions I WAS NOT doing mushrooms and watching the muppets for 6 hours straight.
@MarxistLEO
@SharletteH
@hughhewitt
Did you know that if our government didn’t sacrifice men and women of the armed services in Iraq we probably wouldn’t have any constitutional rights at this very moment? Thank god we won the Vietnam War as well.
@chrissyteigen
My mother’s body was my very first home, it nourished me. I watched her give birth when I was 15 and it was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. Now I am losing her but she will never feel shameful around me. What kind of weird ass, cold relationships do people have?
@quintabrunson
My dr. called me and was like “I haven’t received the MRI I ordered for you” and I’m all like yeah, insurance won’t cover it.
Her: Did you go to the specialist?
Me: No, insurance won’t cover that either
Her: Good luck to you.
A brief summary of medical care in America.
@robreiner
Even if you support him for economic reasons. You are fighting to keep wealth in the hands of the wealthiest people in the country which means you are actively stealing wealth from the hardest working people in the country.
@K8te_k8te_k8te
@svershbow
If we started a support group for every woman this has happened to, we could overthrow the entire male species and make this world so much more adorable.
@BradfordPearson
The springiness of the floor give you a boost but it’s not an air mat or a trampoline. It helps absorb the shock of landing more than anything. Can’t tell you how many times I pissed my leotard from those landings and I wasn’t 10ft in the air.
@DwayneDavidPaul
@Chatvert
Lol everyone’s quick to judge my plans to move into a van but they over here paying to live in a box. At least I can park my tiny van house by the river.
@chicagodadon
@zellieimani
@D_West30
Me: *negligently hits pregnant woman with my car, killing her
Also me: To the cops “Men kill their pregnant wives/girlfriends all of the time. What’s the difference?”
@deadeyebrakeman
One time I got fired from Applebee’s for dinging someone’s car with the nickel tip they left me. All I had to do to not get fired was say I was sorry lol. Nah.
@ElyKreimendahl
If you’re talking about Don’t Look Up- it was great. You’re not broken.
And while we’re on the subject of good movies receiving unwarranted hate, The Beautician and the Beast always makes me happy and that movie has a 17% on RT.
@AshleeMPreston
Why is it so hard for some people to just mind their fucking business? Why does it matter what two grown ass adults are doing? I hope that one day someone loves me. Doesn’t much matter what they’ve got between their legs.
@Damoo6400
That’s why I travel alone. I don’t want an itinerary, I want to take naps in various chairs, stay a little stoned, and have food and drinks delivered to me.
@jburnmurdoch
@chrislhayes
This is amazing news. I’m on track to accomplish my retirement goal of being dead by 65 so I don’t have to work until I’m in my 70s.
@GovMurphy
It would be so dope (pun intended) if New Jersey made so much money off of the legalization of marijuana that our god damn property taxes could be lowered.
@jessejanderson
I thought I was a fucking idiot for like 20 years. How no adults in my life noticed how much I was struggling to function as a teenager is way beyond me.
To be fair, I am a little bit of an idiot, just not at the level that I assumed.
@cichuck
@donovanxramsey
@chrislhayes
I’ve been working in restaurants for almost 15 years and right up to this year, the only state I worked in that didn’t pay that wage has been California. My wage just went from $2.13/hr to $3/hr. What are you talking about?