ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
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tv/film writer & psychotherapist-turned-comedian đđ¤@podshamespiral @gayshamecomedy
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Joined February 2020
normalize therapists being just as messy as you â¤ď¸
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OH MY GOD HAHAHHAHAHA I am based inâŚ.BROOKLYN! apologies to whomever this impacts in the divorce settlement.
@ElyKreimendahl hey @BarbaraOrth and I almost broke up because of you. We need to settle this asap. Are you based In LA or Brooklyn? Asking on behalf of my divorce attorney đŤŁ.
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Queer Ultimatum is like, is it possible to love more than one person at a time? YES! but thatâs not the point,.
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one 4th of July I made a drink called the American Flag, and it was just a double shot of vodka chased by a spoonful of potato salad & I ran around the bbq pressuring everyone to try it. anyway Iâm a recovering alcoholic now.
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idk who needs to hear this, but you work SO hard all week and if you wanna spend Sunday drinking coffee & rewatching Greyâs Anatomy from the beginning again that is SO valid.
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TIX HERE đ Thirty AF Presents: Gay Shame Comedy Show
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Gay Shame Comedy show brings you a lineup of the best queer comics in NYC with an unhinged musical tribute to the best movies of all time.
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happy pride month to 18 year old me, who wrote a âtime capsuleâ letter to her 28 year old self that said âI hope youâre a famous actress w a super hot husband, but if it weirdly turns out that youâre gay, thatâs okay too. Like I donât THINK youâre gay, but just sayingâŚ.â.
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just actually thought âI should take a pic of my face today & then every year on this same day so I can start REALLY tracking how my face is agingâŚâ. anyway happy birthday to me.
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âbut you have no reason to be anxiousâ .bold of u to assume i need a reason.
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something embarrassing about being a Mom working in social media is how many stupid memes I need to scroll past when someone asks to see a picture of my kids.
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wfh employees when they need to come to the office
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answerâs simple. I donât wanna.
the REAL id thing is so funny. youâve had TWENTY years to get one. ostensibly youâve had to go to the dmv at least 4 times in that period why didnât you get one one of those 4 times?.
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âheâll yesâ is an insane thing for my iPhone to keep thinking I wanna say.
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corporate america is INSANE. genuinely just thought âi think my nails are holding me backâ & the craziest part is im probably right.
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PSA: âhi, ladies!â as a professional email greeting is antiquated & NEEDS TO GO. Here are some modern, gender neutral alternatives: . 1. hi geniuses!.2. gm lights of my life! .3. wassup sluts.
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âeeee yay I love this song!!!!â. -me listening to my own playlist.
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âsounds good!â.- me replying to an email that couldnât possibly sound less good.
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Oops I did it again. (went to the bathroom, thought I was dying then remembered I ate beets).
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YOU CAN PUT SPACES IN FILE NAMES???????!!!?!.
I'm so old that I'm still kind of scared to put spaces in file names.
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