jon drake
@DrakeGatsby
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they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod
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Hey sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes
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I don’t care how “realistic” it looks. I don’t wanna watch Will Smith eat spaghetti
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Families of 4 in 2025 paid the following for their healthcare as members of CrowdHealth: Jan - $475 Feb - $460 March - $445 April - $460 May - $505 June - $505 July - $445 Aug - $475 Sept - $475 Oct - $475 Nov - $505 Dec - $490 Total - $5,715 Members pay the first $500 of any
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me showing bro to the way to my speakeasy cinema when movie theaters become illegal
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos said the current state of the box office is a sign that people want to "watch movies at home" "What is the consumer trying to tell us? That they’d like to watch movies at home, thank you. The studios and the theaters are duking it out over trying to
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We are also in talks to purchase Warner Bros. Discovery
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“Oh wow this company will mail me three DVDs at a time and I can return them whenever? That’s incredible! Nothing horrible will ever come from this!”
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Guy who owns both Whole Foods and Washington Post: BREAKING NEWS it's actually so easy and awesome to buy groceries :)
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I can’t hang out at the Alligator Lounge anymore. What do you mean I get a free pizza with every beer. What am I supposed to do with 11 free pizzas
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if a theatre calls themselves a “space” youre about to see some naked people
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I think the David Fincher Squid Game, while unnecessary, will be pretty good
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The stats don’t lie—you love music. You listened to it this year. Your favorite type of music was songs! You played a song on your phone.
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Not posting my Spotify Wrapped because I’m concerned my taste is too good and it will intimidate people
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So much of being a good DJ is knowing how to google “(song) BPM”
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Instagram loves to show me reels for random bars in like, Missouri
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Not sure what to get the man in your life for Christmas? Might I recommend some whiskey stones? They will either make a room temperature drink slightly cooler or sit in the back of his freezer until he moves out.
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Ah yes, my favorite part of Hollow Knight- bouncing around aimlessly
What if Hollow Knight was a 3D game? AI Tools: Midjourney + Nano Banana 2 + Kling 2.5 Note : Let's be clear, this is just an experiment, light years away from the masterclass that is true 2D gaming. I've almost finished the first game, by the way! ⬇️ Other Tests ⬇️
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Great. Another Rocket League for me to be bad at
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I’m so dialed in in fantasy football right now. I’m doing all the stuff - Picking players up on the waiver wire - Checking injury reports - That’s actually pretty much all of it, it’s not very time consuming
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