Desus MF Nice💯
@desusnice
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Joined April 2008
the waves in lake lanier.
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Lehman high school legend!.
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day: Bonilla is set to collect another $1.193 million from the NY Mets today, as he will each July 1st through the year 2035.
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peter thiel has big “if I got bitten by a zombie I would say something bro, trust me” energy
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love a frank thomas nugenix ad bc they’re lowkey implying he will fuck your wife if you buy a bottle.
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vibes are currency.
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Jersey, Long Island, and upstate (where the metro north gets scary and the stops have like weird metal platforms).
@desusnice don't they all live in New Jersey already?.
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bad news for the makers of subway surfers and candy crush.
BREAKING: The NY Post has revealed that if Zohran wins, a mass number of cops will leave NYC. The city will become unlivable.
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anna wintour looking at vogue having lauren sachez on the cover and crying like tiny chef.
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Imagine logging on and seeing your son giving Larry the lobster slow neck.
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love seeing that "I’m a mommy, mamacita" meme and it's from an account like heckler & koch.
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