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I write about abortion every day. Read my newsletter & find me other places here: Fellow, @TypeMediaCenter

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@JessicaValenti
Jessica Valenti
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The GOP's new strategy? Trick voters into supporting pro-choice-sounding ballot measures that would actually codify Republican bans. Link in bio
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This week my kid (nicely) asked me to stop inquiring about her day after school because "it is a little annoying to get the same question every day" and that if she had something important to tell me she would. SHE IS NINE WHAT THE FUCK
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Sorry I'm still thinking about what conservatives' response would be if there were tapes of Michelle Obama saying "fuck Christmas"
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I’ve lived in NYC my whole life and I’ve never seen anything like this
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@JessicaValenti
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We’re drowning in videos of police abuse: cops cars running over protestors, an officer shoving a petite woman so hard she had a seizure, cops shooting rubber bullets at reporters on live TV. It’s clear who is escalating violence.
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My 12 year-old had a sleepover last night and I regret to inform you she's the "hey guys let's keep it down" kid
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An Idaho woman who is miscarrying and been denied an abortion because of state law has been documenting herself getting sicker and sicker over the last two days
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2 years
Just thinking about how many men on the left called feminists hysterical for predicting today would come
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Just a reminder that one day Ivanka will try to distance herself from her father’s shameful legacy - and it’s our job to make sure she can’t.
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Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."
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I know my daughter is just like me because when I asked why she didn’t like her school’s guided meditation, she said: “Because don’t tell me when to breathe, that’s why.”
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At this point, Amber Heard has become a completely dehumanized stand in for all the hate people have towards women but can't find a way to justify
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Running out of ways to say "well that's fucked up"
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On behalf of the *many* women for whom pregnancy has been life-threatening, fuck you
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Senator Ted Cruz
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Pregnancy is not a life-threatening illness, and the abortion pill does not cure or prevent any disease. Make no mistake, Mifeprex is a dangerous pill. That’s why 20 of my Republican colleagues and I are urging @US_FDA to classify it as such.
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If there were pictures of little blonde children sleeping on cement floors covered in their own filth, it would take all of 24 hours to get them out
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It's really something to watch anti-abortion women tweet today as if this isn't the same ideology that would happily ban them from having a bank account
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I've seen folks tweet that if Jonah Hill wanted a gf who didn't post bathing suit pictures or have guy friends he shouldn't have dated a surfer. But here's the thing: Emotionally abusive & controlling men don't want 'submissive' women, they want to take strong women down a peg
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My kid got a Valentine from her best friend and I am DYING
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"Over-educated" If you think this kind of language is just a gaffe, you're wrong
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For misogynists, it’s not just about disbelieving women who come forward about sexual assault - it’s about painting them as the real wrongdoers
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The more I read these panicked articles about places like NYC and San Francisco being 'unsafe', the more I realize it's not about crime at all - just discomfort with poverty being more visible
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The Ashton/Mila letters are disgusting on so many levels, but the absolute fucking *nerve* of praising Danny Masterson for his commitment to a drug-free lifestyle when he used drugs to incapacitate his victims!
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I really need everyone to take a fucking beat and think about how incredibly young 16 years old is.
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This Uvalde teacher who watched every single student in his classroom be killed says he will never forgive the police for abandoning them. "You had a bulletproof vest, I had nothing."
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ABC News
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EXCLUSIVE: Arnulfo Reyes, teacher wounded in Uvalde shooting, to @arobach : “I will not let these children and my coworkers die in vain. I will not. I will go to the end of the world to not let my students die in vain.”
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Jessica Valenti
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Women, if you're being sexually assaulted make sure you take close notice of your attacker's dick because Ben Shapiro wants to know exactly what it looks like
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Jason S. Campbell
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Ben Shapiro dismisses allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh with "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's [genitalia]"
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Jessica Valenti
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not gonna lie, i love it when the misogyny is this pure
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Jessica Valenti
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I am so grateful for the rare man who sits next to you on an airplane and says ✨nothing✨
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I was trying to explain Jordan Peterson and his meat diet to someone earlier today and I called him "Gwyneth Paltrow but for incels" and I feel like I've cracked a code
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I do not mean this tritely: Look what happens when men go to therapy
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Accused? His side of the story? WE WATCHED HIM DO IT ON VIDEO. Rape culture is the cumulative effect of shit like this happening over and over
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CBS Mornings
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The man accused of slapping @wsavalexb 's backside while she was on the air is telling his side of the story. In an interview with @InsideEdition , 43-year-old Tommy Callaway says he went to wave to the camera and got caught up in the moment.
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1) this would obvs never be a story about a man 2) this is not an expensive haircut/color for a public figure who is frequently on TV 3) if her hair was raggedy, that would be the lead story instead 4) 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Jessica Valenti
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Rush Limbaugh had a segment called "AIDS update" set to music where he mocked dying gay people so I don't really want hear about 'speaking ill of the dead' today
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There are so many TikToks of Americans living abroad who have realized how toxic US work culture / capitalism is and I would not be surprised if this is how a new generation decides to leave
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If you say something super embarrassing as a teenager, I really want young people to know that by the time you're in your 40s - you'll still be thinking about it
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Jessica Valenti
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That cheering you hear is the sound of female journalists finally being able to drop the "alleged" before "rapist Harvey Weinstein" in their columns.
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Jessica Valenti
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Louis CK won a GRAMMY THIS YEAR
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The Hollywood Reporter
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#MeToo , Five Years Later: No One’s Fully Returned From “Cancellation” — No, Not Even Louis C.K.
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Jessica Valenti
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It's fascinating to see people argue that women won't really be punished if abortion is illegal. Here are some things that have *already* happened to women despite Roe:
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My 11 year-old just about broke my heart today when I asked her if she was scared about what's happening with Roe. She said, "No, because I know you'd never let anything bad happen to me." I don't know how to tell her that it's not always in my control.
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I don't know how to raise my daughter in a country where the Supreme Court is debating how many organs are ok for women to lose before providing healthcare
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The venn diagram of "zygotes have rights" people and "fuck your grandma, she's gonna die anyway" people is one big sociopathic circle
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Just so I'm caught up: Lauren Boebert is 'pro-life' but vaped in a pregnant woman's face? And she wants to 'protect children' from drag queens but participated in sexual acts while at a family musical? WHY is it always projection with these people?
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It's Maya Rudolph's TIME TO SHINE
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Thinking of all the people who were told they couldn’t go to the hospital unless they couldn’t breathe
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Ana Cabrera
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#BREAKING : Chris Christie is in the hospital after testing positive for #COVID19 . @DanaBashCNN reports he checked himself into hospital as a precautionary measure.
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After a really stressful day, I rallied last night and cooked a whole ass chicken pot pie (for the first time!!) because my 12 year-old asked for one. Her response: "It's a B+" Don't have kids
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Obama has the glow of a man whose wife actually loves him
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I have never wanted to see Elizabeth Warren on a debate stage more
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Truly distressed at the number of pro-choice people I've spoken to who've said "thank goodness we'll always be safe in NY." Wake the fuck up
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A Texas woman was forced to give birth to a baby missing part of its brain and skull. Then - because the state that forced her to give birth doesn't have public funds for infant funerals - she had to raise money to lay her daughter to rest.
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For once Fox News gets it right
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I know this is the last thing anyone is thinking about, but Claudia Conway posted a TikTok compilation of Kellyanne hurling abuse at her: calling her an asshole, an ungrateful bitch, and saying “you’re lucky your mom is pro-life” These people are rotten to the core
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99% of conservative punditry is saying horrific shit and then feigning outrage when someone quotes you
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This is the baby aisle at my local Rite Aid. We're a country that wants to force women into childbirth and then lock up diapers.
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A Texas high school valedictorian tossed her approved speech & spoke about the state's abortion law instead. In awe of young people.
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So the shooter in Colorado Springs was previously arrested for making a bomb threat but his record was sealed? And his grandfather is a Republican Assemblyman in California? Am I getting that right?
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Imagine you’re 20 wks pregnant when your fetus is diagnosed with a lethal condition. But no one tells you that—at least, not explicitly. Your doctor is mandated by law to tell you the condition is “potentially life-limiting,” and that your non-viable pregnancy is “pre-viable.”
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My daughter told me she has a plan for Spring as the cat-callers come out: She's making a small sign to pull out of her pocket when men say things to her. It says, "Fuck you, I'm 12."
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If you want to know what abortion bans really do, listen to the anguish of this Tennessee woman who can’t get care despite her daughter having a fatal abnormality
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Your regular reminder that the president is a rapist and serial sexual abuser and it barely even comes up anymore
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This is a six week pregnancy. It has more rights than the women of Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.
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We’re fucked
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Pete Buttigieg making it this far really is the embodiment of women being judged on their experience, men on their potential.
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Please remember: They want to talk about 15 weeks vs 6 weeks because it's a lot easier than talking about women going septic
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My mom watched @QueerEye for the first time 🤭☺️😃😭
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We did vote, assholes. Do your jobs.
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Hey Google, what's a good way to give a kid an eating disorder?
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My 10 year-old went to a sleepover last night and I love her so much
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Another Idaho hospital is shutting down its maternity ward. Half of the OBGYNs in the state are leaving or considering leaving - and no new OBGYNs want to move there because of the abortion ban. There's no overstating how bad this is going to get
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TIME magazine profiling Christine Blasey Ford alongside the man who sexually assaulted her is peak "both sides" and I'm so tired.
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What he's really saying here is that women's oppression is necessary for men to thrive
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Leaked audio of a strategy session between Tennessee lawmakers and Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America reveals the anti-abortion group telling politicians to wait a year or two before going after IVF and contraception
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This seems like a big fucking deal that no one has picked up on: The American Medical Association has amended their ethical guidance to say that post-Roe, doctors should put their patients' health & safety first, even if it means breaking the law
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Just your regular reminder that the president of the United States was credibly accused of rape and we've just...stopped talking about it.
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Here’s what has people so fired up - they can’t believe that the images they’ve been shown about pregnancy and abortion aren’t real
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Your yearly reminder!
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Jessica Valenti
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I hate that weddings have become this “my perfect day” bullshit where instead of guests being graciously hosted, they’re expected to cater to the bride & groom’s every whim and be grateful along the way
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Am I the Asshole?
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AITA for having a dress code for our wedding?
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I shared these images on TikTok and people are losing their minds insisting that it's a lie - it's wild how indoctrinated people are about abortion
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Arguing over the details of what precisely constitutes a concentration camp is a pretty good sign that we are fucked
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The political director of Texas' largest anti-abortion group was arrested for solicitation of a minor - and Texas Right to Life *really* doesn't want people to know
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I will never forget the rage I felt when my husband went to change the diaper of our then 1-year old on an airplane bathroom and the flight attendants nearly threw him a fucking parade I CHANGED DIAPERS TOO
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911, I’d like to report a murder
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@JessicaValenti
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There’s no such thing as conservative feminism
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New York Times Opinion
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New from @DouthatNYT : Amy Coney Barrett is a signifier of a different sort than R.B.G. Can there be a conservative feminism that’s distinctive, coherent and influential, at least beyond quirky religious subcultures like the faculty at Notre Dame?
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Worth noting: Any time Warren has spoken about sexism - like being fired for being pregnant or being sexually harassed - she has been accused of lying. Whoever your candidate is, that says something about the price women pay for talking about their experiences. #DemDebate
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These are pregnancies at 6 weeks and 9 weeks - right now, they have more rights and legal protections than women in 14 states. If blocks are lifted, eight other states will soon follow suit.
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If you want to know the state of our country, consider that the latest TikTok trend is mothers posting living wills begging not to be killed during pregnancy
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We spontaneously reproduce once we've made twenty men cry
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How do feminists get pregnant?🤔
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These sure are a lot of words to say "cop shoots wife"
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An off-duty Hoover police officer is under investigation after a dispute with his wife early Saturday resulted in a handgun being discharged and her being shot, according to Alabama law enforcement officials.
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When I was a teenager I once yelled at my mom for breathing too loud so I know karma is coming for me
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This is important. When Gayle asked what evidence Warren had that Bloomberg told a woman to get an abortion, she answered: "Her words." Women's experiences *are* evidence. #DemDebate
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Just kidding I've never been prouder lol I was that kid too
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Boys can straight up *admit* to rape these days and a male judge will still find a way to let him off
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A woman went into premature labor while being detained, her baby died, and this is ICE’s response: “a stillbirth is not considered an in-custody death”
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Humbling: a tale in two screenshots
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I debated posting this because it’s so distressing, but I think it’s important for people to see.
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A Tennessee woman denied an abortion despite her fetus having a fatal anomaly is running for office. I wonder if we're going to see an influx of candidates like this—I sure hope so
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Conservatives want to believe Harry Styles in a dress is some complicated attack on “masculinity” rather than the much simpler truth that it’s just hot
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If you're unwilling to wear a mask a little longer to protect kids under 12 who can't get vaccinated maybe stop calling yourself 'pro-life'
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John Becker (OH) thinks ectopic pregnancies can be "reimplanted" in a uterus. Vito Barbieri (ID) said women can have gyn exams by swallowing a camera. Dan Flynn (TX) believes abortion requires cutting into a uterus. Meet the men legislating your body.
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