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John Early
11 months
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4 years
Look me in the fucking eyes and tell me how boats work
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6 years
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CATERED BETSY DEVOS'S NIECE'S WEDDING AND HE TOLD ME THERE WERE *****RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAINS*****
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John Early
3 years
WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE ADS OF EVERY MAJOR CREDIT CARD COMPANY FEATURE A QUEER YOUTH VOGUING IN SLOW MOTION
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John Early
4 years
. @bonappetit I've kept my mouth shut for "garlicky" "lemony" "jammy" etc but "braisey" instead of "braised" has gone too far for me I can no longer be silent. Huge fan btw.
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5 years
Walking into xmas eve service rocking sailor-cut vintage levis, a variation on the doc marten chelsea boot, a raspberry and cream wool sweater, and my hair parted like a British school girl as if to say, “Yes I’m on one of lowest rated shows on TBS, but the critics love us.”
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John Early
5 years
BAE —-> billionaires are evil
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John Early
4 years
Can't imagine how fucking crazy I would feel right now if we didn't have a presidential candidate willing to say that our healthcare system is barbaric and immoral. Thank you @BernieSanders .
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4 years
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Amelia Dimoldenberg
4 years
Hahahaha what
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John Early
2 years
🍄 You may now stream the final season of search party 🌸
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John Early
4 years
This is some Tisch School of the Arts shit.
@abc13houston
ABC13 Houston
4 years
Heartbreaking video from yesterday's memorial service for George Floyd shows Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey kneeling and crying at Floyd's golden casket.
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John Early
6 years
🤪🤪🤪
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John Early
5 years
okay say what you will about trump but this is STUNNING!!!!!!!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
A design of our Steel Slat Barrier which is totally effective while at the same time beautiful!
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John Early
8 years
ALLY MCBEAL'S LAW FIRM HAS HAD GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS SINCE 1997 CATCH THE FUCK UP
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John Early
4 years
We knit tens of thousands of pussy hats, we YAAAASSS’d when Warren eviscerated Bloomberg, but we’re not mad about this video, his harassment allegations, or his record on abortion?🎶I SEE YOUR TRUUUUUE COLORS🎶
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John Early
2 years
Goodbye @searchpartymax I love you!!!!!!!!
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John Early
4 years
Can someone do an oral history about how the success of the test kitchen vids affected the social/power dynamics of the Bon Appetit offices?!
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John Early
4 years
I want this sentiment to be more popular / socially acceptable.
@iElijahManley
Elijah Manley
4 years
Honestly, I don’t see a reason for private schools to exist.
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John Early
3 years
I think there should be 2 or 3 more streaming platforms
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John Early
4 years
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP MAKING TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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John Early
3 years
any of y'all wanna come over and throw together some choreo for cell block tango i need like 5 other girls
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John Early
4 years
beaming
@youngsinick
Michael Arceneaux
4 years
I love how genuinely tickled Bernie is by Cardi.
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John Early
2 years
Final season of search party comes out 1/7 on hbo large. ❤️
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John Early
4 years
Never forget that the Democratic establishment swooped in behind THIS candidate instead of the Medicare for All candidate when coronavirus was already in the US. THAT’S HOW MUCH THEY HATE MEDICARE FOR ALL.
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John Early
4 years
Do this EVERY morning. I swear by it. ❤️
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John Early
4 years
Hey
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John Early
3 years
season 4 of search party is coming out in january you sick fucks
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11 months
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John Early
6 years
THE THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S MET GALA IS THE DUPLASS BROTHERS
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John Early
6 years
Me before the service: I’m an atheist. I’m just here for my mom. Me during Silent Night:
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John Early
3 years
dear god please let there be a documentary about me after i die and please let the most traumatic events of my life be animated in a style similar to the charmin bear commercials that in no way matches the aesthetic of rest of doc!!!!!
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John Early
5 years
In case there was any confusion I fuckin hate queer eye 😘😘😘
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John Early
2 years
joining westboro baptist church
@Postmates
Postmates
2 years
You shouldn't miss a good meal for a good time. That’s why this Pride, we've teamed up with @DrEvanGoldstein and @smartthrob to create the world’s first Bottom-Friendly Menu (yup, it’s real). #EatWithPride
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John Early
7 years
"I'm fiscally conservative and socially liberal."
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John Early
3 years
democrats want to lose
@TheNYSocialist
✡️ A socialist from NYC
3 years
Actual video of Senator Sinema voting no to the minimum wage amendment:
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3 years
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John Early
4 years
It’s so sweet the way the volunteers at this covid testing site are pretending they haven’t seen search party ❤️
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John Early
2 years
In honor of the @cinespia screening of Paul Verhoeven’s SHOWGIRLS tomorrow night at Hollywood Forever Cemetery, here is (once again) our 2013 recreation of Nomi’s first rehearsal
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John Early
4 years
“What Sanders represents is not the left-wing. It’s the moral center.”
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John Early
3 years
First 3 eps of search party season 4 are on hbo max rn.
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John Early
6 months
If you want to see me as a local news anchor with his hands tied by corporate media in a half cartoon world SAVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Think of my nieces!!!!!!!!!!!
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
6 months
Many filmmakers have came out praising ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ after WB just shelved it for a $30M tax write-off. “The best of its kind since ROGER RABBIT…. The leads are super likable. It's beautifully shot. The animation is great. The ending makes everyone fucking cry.”
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John Early
6 years
Did a death drop after receiving communion.
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John Early
5 years
When you saw only 30-50 sets of hoof prints? It was then that I shot you.
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John Early
4 years
Respect the flag.
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John Early
6 years
THE THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S MET GALA IS RUSTIC PESTO
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John Early
3 years
Final eps of search party season 4 have “dropped” as we say in the streaming wars ❤️
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John Early
3 months
This is her Yentl.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
3 months
New trailer for Jennifer Lopez’s ‘THIS IS ME…NOW: THE FILM.’ Starring Lopez, Ben Affleck, Keke Palmer, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lewis and more.
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John Early
4 years
If you expect to be treated with respect on THE INTERNET you are frankly bonkers.
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John Early
7 years
This new law where we're not allowed to get out of bed till we've run our phone battery to below 5% is INSANE
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John Early
4 years
Don’t any of you ever fucking dare forget Three Doors Down at the Innaugural Ball.
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John Early
3 years
THE THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S MET GALA IS DELTA AIRLINES BISCOTTI
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John Early
5 years
AND YOUR THEME FOR TONIGHT'S MET GALA IS: SHEPHERD'S PIE
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John Early
3 years
Happy birthday Amy Sedaris ❤️
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John Early
5 years
People ( @jaketapper & his anon house dems) mad at “the squad” for focusing on racism and not “bread and butter issues.” R U for real?! They made bread and butter issues sexy again!! Why do you think the kids know anything about healthcare / taxes? Cause of yalls centrist asses???
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THE THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S MET GALA IS CLASS WARFARE
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John Early
5 years
Please enjoy this video of me being interviewed about sex education on local Nashville news at age 14 and then get tix for my shows at @TheSatelliteLA and @BellHouseNY
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5 years
. @JoeBiden YOU DON'T EVEN WANT IT SWEETIE
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THE THEME FOR TONIGHT'S MET GALA IS COOL RANCH
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John Early
4 years
*good
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
4 years
John Early officiated Amy Schumer's wedding in drag as a bad Christian stand-up
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John Early
4 years
If ur leading criticism of Bernie is based on how u were treated on *THE WWF ASS INTERNET* but u r radio silent on the tireless outreach to disenfranchised working people by Sanders supporters happening OFF the Internet, I question your progressive values at this crucial moment.
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4 years
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John Early
3 years
Oh my god y’all my statement about in and of itself was fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enough!!!!!!!!!!
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John Early
7 years
When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that i covfefe
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John Early
2 years
V PROUD OF THIS
@ecareyo
Carey O'Donnell
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THE THEME FOR THIS YEAR’S MET GALA IS GOUT
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6 years
A formal ban on animation in documentaries I’m not 5.
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John Early
5 years
"we do things a little DIFFERENTLY around here." -- southwest airlines
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John Early
3 years
all graphic design rn uses the nsync font
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John Early
7 years
The fart sounds are from the sandals I swear 2 g!!!!!!!!!
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6 years
THE THEME FOR THIS YEAR’S MET GALA IS FEAR
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John Early
4 years
I'm always telling my students why not START with an all-stars season of Top Chef THEN watch the original season of one of your favorite contestants to flesh them out psychologically.
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John Early
5 years
let the streaming wars begin
@searchpartymax
Search Party
5 years
Screaming, on the inside and the out. #SearchParty seasons 3 & 4 are officially coming to HBO Max.
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John Early
4 years
RELEASE THE KATE BERLANT SPECIAL
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John Early
8 years
The only person who could ever EVER play donald trump is Divine.
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John Early
4 years
Needing help during a pandemic is gay 🇺🇸
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
4 years
I know Americans aren’t looking for a handout. They just want a fair chance to get ahead — and I’ll work every day to make sure folks get that chance.
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John Early
4 years
. @ClaudiaODoherty just called Queer Eye “Five Guys”
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John Early
4 years
SO INSPIRING TO SEE MY FELLOW DEMS RALLY AROUND JOE BIDEN’S MESSAGE OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP
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John Early
2 years
yeah i think she's buckling under the pressure and it's showing in the work.
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John Early
2 years
Please enjoy this short I made with the gang “NOH8 Photo Shoot with the Cast of Search Party” THE FULL VID IS HERE ➡️ 👄
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John Early
7 months
Me and kate
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3 years
this is all my fault
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John Early
6 months
This is totally, totally depraved.
@Israel
Israel ישראל 🇮🇱
6 months
The first ever pride flag raised in Gaza 🏳️‍🌈 Yoav Atzmoni who is a member of the LGBTQ+ community wanted to send a message of hope to the people of Gaza living under Hamas brutality. His intention was to raise the first pride flag in Gaza as a call for peace and freedom. 📸…
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John Early
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AND I COULDN’T HELP BUT WONDER: WILL YOU FIGHT CORRUPTION IN POLITICS BY VOTING FOR @CynthiaNixon TOMORROW IN THE NYC PRIMARY?
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John Early
6 years
Ready to play milo when y’all are ready @hollywood
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John Early
3 months
If you elect me, I promise to ban animation in documentaries.
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John Early
4 years
🍌📞 7 starring @kateberlant
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