Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano
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Joined July 2009
IT’S HERE IT’S FUCKING HERE THE NEW BOOK IS OFFICIALLY OUT TODAY PUBLICATION DAY BABYYYYYYYYYY https://t.co/B1FmrsRrfK BUY IT OR GO TO HELL THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS
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zero kids guessed our costume while trick or treating but a bunch of parents did lol fuck them kids
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buy it now instead we gotta run these numbers up
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Everything in basketball is measured. Everything in basketball is counted, and quantified, and computed. And yet, no matter how expansive the list of various pinpoint-specific statistical categories...
@SheaSerrano Shea what’s your take on people waiting to buy the book so they can buy multiple copies for people at Christmas?
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EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL is turning people rich get your copy today and you’ll finally be able to stop worrying about bills
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Everything in basketball is measured. Everything in basketball is counted, and quantified, and computed. And yet, no matter how expansive the list of various pinpoint-specific statistical categories...
@SheaSerrano I’m only 30 pages through and my net worth is increased 150%. Coincidence?
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Broncos D Wins Battle with Cowboys + Texans Preview | Football Fridays with @ChrisHarrisJr & @BKDenverSports
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y’all don’t take anything serious 😂😂😂
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he was poor before he bought the book but after he got it his net worth quintupled overnight
@SheaSerrano Do you have to be rich to afford expensive basketball? I noticed that man has all king size candy the background
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the book is legitimately so beautiful 🥹🥹🥹🥹
@SheaSerrano I’m going to need the kids to grab their candy and go tonight so I can get back to reading. Congrats on the new book! Also Wolves vs Wemby in WCF 🐺
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i don’t know what i searched for this guy to end up in my algorithm but whoever he is he goes fucking hard lol https://t.co/IPcIzQXISG
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@SheaSerrano two chapters in. As a Lakers fan, F Tim Duncan (respectfully). As a basketball fan, Tim Duncan was a problemmmm
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BANGGGGGGGGGGGG
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aw man they got it up there with books by iverson and curry 😭😭😭😭😭
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YOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Decided to be one of the Californians for Halloween and promoted @SheaSerrano’s new book in the process
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this means so much
@SheaSerrano I gotta say Expensive Basketball was simply awesome. So creative, so insightful. Great accomplishment. Kudos.
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yeah but i sent out an email to everyone with info on how to get a card you just had to put your shipping info in a site and we’d send you one
@SheaSerrano - Got the book, but ordered thru Amazon. Is that the reason for no random basketball card bookmark?!?
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😂😂😂
I didn’t think I was getting a basketball card bookmark from Expensive Basketball, so I was improvising with other @SheaSerrano relics! Yes, that’s Shea’s face and on the back was @tatefrazier’s face because Shea said he was a snake…
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YESSSSSSSSS
@SheaSerrano bought Expensive Basketball today, super excited to read this! Also got some packs, check out these Spurs. Dylan Harper on the right if it's hard to tell.
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EVERYBODY’S DOING IT
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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